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[AlexiaRevan]

This?

 

 

If so... you're just so perfect. I've always wanted to romance the murder knife.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

no...

 

[AlexiaRevan]

What's so ew about the athame knife? It's sparkling silver.. just begging to be held.

I'm not a fraking Diildo ! 

[AlexiaRevan]

Go sit on ya Handler geez!     

[AlexiaRevan]

Good thing I don't like d*ldos then, innit?

Yet ya want me to be one...find the error...

[AlexiaRevan]

S-s-s-s-h-h-h-o-o-o-u-u-u-l-l-l-l-l-d-d-d-d-d-d I-i-i- v-vi--viiiii-b-b-b-b-bra-a-a-a-a-a-te-e-e-e-e f-f-f-f-f-o--o-o-r-r-r-rr-r- y--y-y-y-y-o-o-o-o-ou-u-u-u-u-u ?

[LightningPoodle]

S-s-s-s-h-h-h-o-o-o-u-u-u-l-l-l-l-l-d-d-d-d-d-d I-i-i- v-vi--viiiii-b-b-b-b-bra-a-a-a-a-a-te-e-e-e-e f-f-f-f-f-o--o-o-r-r-r-rr-r- y--y-y-y-y-o-o-o-o-ou-u-u-u-u-u ?

 

Why am I laughing so hard...? 

[AlexiaRevan]

No I do not. This is a "chaste" thing, remember? I'd just hold you.. maybe kiss your sparkling silver every now and then. But never would I subject you to Mini-TeeTee. That would be painful.

    Aww ya are so sweet ! 

 

Now wear This and its a done deal ! 

 

[LightningPoodle]

Only if you wear this

 

 

You have a fetish.

[AlexiaRevan]

Only if you wear this

 

No problem...I just leave my body when the Humping Start 

[Serza]

Athame... blade? Pffft.

 

KA-BAR!

[AlexiaRevan]

Athame... blade? Pffft.

 

KA-BAR!

Shutup! or I get the Prime and make him shave ya ! 

[Serza]

Shutup! or I get the Prime and make him shave ya ! 

 

Woah! Didn't say a thing about Athame herself.

 

Stupid blade's just got the same name. Someone must've thought that'd make it special.

[AlexiaRevan]

Woah! Didn't say a thing about Athame herself.

 

Stupid blade's just got the same name. Someone must've thought that'd make it special.

Huhuh....

 

wait lol isnt ya fear mean Quarians are actually hairy ?? 

[AlexiaRevan]

 

Ugh how many times do I have to tell you?

 

This is a chaste thing. I'd just cuddle you on cold nights.. while wearing the Jigglypuff costume. 

That sound sweet..but utterly boring....

 

I be numb in 5min ...stuck in a jigglypuff costume and I bet I wont be able to scratch mah butt cose she has none 

[LightningPoodle]

Ugh how many times do I have to tell you?

 

This is a chaste thing. I'd just cuddle you on cold nights.. while wearing the Jigglypuff costume.

 

 

 

Great now whenever you say "shave" I am reminded of

 

-snip-

 

[Serza]

Huhuh....

 

wait lol isnt ya fear mean Quarians are actually hairy ?? 

 

No, ma'am. No hair of any kind under the suit.

 

(If you read my fanfic, there's even a convenient explanation I came up with when Sar gets her new suit in, what, chapter 3? I just can't remember what it was. Gotta re-read my own work before getting back to it proper, I guess.)

[AlexiaRevan]

No, ma'am. No hair of any kind under the suit.

 

(If you read my fanfic, there's even a convenient explanation I came up with when Sar gets her new suit in, what, chapter 3? I just can't remember what it was. Gotta re-read my own work before getting back to it proper, I guess.)

Ya say that like its a chore..ya should love reading ya own stuff