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#94276
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Who would've thought, Orlesian countryside is as pretty as Fereldan countryside.

 

I finally got to Trespass with Lyna...


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#94277
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About damn time, lethallin!

#94278
MilesUpShore

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Who would've thought, Orlesian countryside is as pretty as Fereldan countryside.

 

I finally got to Trespass with Lyna...

 

Yesterday someone on the PS4 kept writing me messages asking if I know how to get Hakkon weapons... I had to think of you lol.



#94279
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#94280
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About damn time, lethallin!

 

That's what I thought...

 

Yesterday someone on the PS4 kept writing me messages asking if I know how to get Hakkon weapons... I had to think of you lol.

 

Me? Hakkon weapons? Ooh... Shiny! :D



#94281
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What's a Hakkon weapon? :ph34r:

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What's a Hakkon weapon? :ph34r:

 

Something gaudy.. but not as gaudy as Orlais.



#94283
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That's what I thought...

 

 

Me? Hakkon weapons? Ooh... Shiny! :D

 

Haha. And shiny belts!

 

What's a Hakkon weapon? :ph34r:

 

Having them gives a massive boost to your e-weenus or so I've heard. :ph34r:



#94284
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Haha. And shiny belts!

 

 

Having them gives a massive boost to your e-weenus or so I've heard. :ph34r:

 

Those weapons are made for 10 year olds.



#94285
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:rolleyes:



#94286
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:rolleyes:

 

Sorry, man. Eyeroll if you want. I'm pushing 40. There's no way I get an "epeen" boost from giant glowing ice weapons. And earthquake attacks.

 

Eh.. I'm out of touch.



#94287
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Haha. And shiny belts!


Having them gives a massive boost to your e-weenus or so I've heard. :ph34r:

Pffff I'm already a DAIMP goddess.
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#94288
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Yeah, but Hakkon items all have a +10 E-Peen buff with them.



#94289
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Yeah, but Hakkon items all have a +10 E-Peen buff with them.

 

Almost! They are 100% critical e-peen damage enchanted.



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This might be my "LightningPoodle vs Star Wars" moment.

 

****** unbearable.

 

And even if there was "epeen", who the **** does that with co-op?



#94291
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lol.

I only told Serza because we used to make fun of the 'Hurrdurr having Hakkon weapons and belts in DAMP' people. I find talk like this as much ridiculous as you, that's why I told him. Because I thought he might find it amusing.

If you don't get that it's not meant seriously I can't help you.

 



#94292
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This might be my "LightningPoodle vs Star Wars" moment.

 

****** unbearable.

 

And even if there was "epeen", who the **** does that with co-op?

 

Its all about the big numbers brah.

 

And knowing that this is your cryptonite, i must now poke you mercilessly.

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:ph34r:


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#94293
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This might be my "LightningPoodle vs Star Wars" moment.

 

****** unbearable.

 

And even if there was "epeen", who the **** does that with co-op?

 

Agenda

 

lol.

I only told Serza because we used to make fun of the 'Hurrdurr having Hakkon weapons and belts in DAMP' people. I find talk like this as much ridiculous as you, that's why I told him. Because I thought he might find it amusing.

If you don't get that it's not meant seriously I can't help you.

 

Reported

 

:D

 

So ..... how is everyone (faked, concerned look)?


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#94294
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This might be my "LightningPoodle vs Star Wars" moment.

 

****** unbearable.

 

And even if there was "epeen", who the **** does that with co-op?

Ever heard of a joke? Because they aren't being serious. :P It's been around on these boards since ME3MP.


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#94295
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This might be my "LightningPoodle vs Star Wars" moment.

 

****** unbearable.

 

And even if there was "epeen", who the **** does that with co-op?

 

People in the MP boards. I only visited a few times, but Miles seems to be a regular visitor.

 

lol.

I only told Serza because we used to make fun of the 'Hurrdurr having Hakkon weapons and belts in DAMP' people. I find talk like this as much ridiculous as you, that's why I told him. Because I thought he might find it amusing.

If you don't get that it's not meant seriously I can't help you.

 

That we did. Good ol' times.


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#94296
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Agenda

 

 

Reported

 

:D

 

So ..... how is everyone (faked, concerned look)?

I'm pretending to smile and enjoy my drink.


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#94297
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I'm pretending to smile and enjoy my drink.

 

I'll join you ... *steps on over Beren to get to the bar*  Why is Shirley lying on the floor with an arrow in his sporran?

 

TAHP!  *runs off ...... *

 

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#94298
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GOD DAMN IT CORYPHYSHIT'S IN THE TAVERN!

 

SOMEBODY DO SOMETHI--chrrrrr...

 

*is being strangled by Corypheus, feet off the ground*


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#94299
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GOD DAMN IT CORYPHYSHIT'S IN THE TAVERN!

 

SOMEBODY DO SOMETHI--chrrrrr...

 

*is being strangled by Corypheus, feet off the ground*

 

^^ :lol: *Paragon in a moment of panic picks up a PENISTM kit and flings the contents towards Cory, further igniting the flames*

 

Oops ......

 

*Dave (meanwhile) flings himself towards Cory, biting his ankles furiously*



#94300
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Chrrrrr......