Who would've thought, Orlesian countryside is as pretty as Fereldan countryside.
I finally got to Trespass with Lyna...
Who would've thought, Orlesian countryside is as pretty as Fereldan countryside.
I finally got to Trespass with Lyna...
Who would've thought, Orlesian countryside is as pretty as Fereldan countryside.
I finally got to Trespass with Lyna...
Yesterday someone on the PS4 kept writing me messages asking if I know how to get Hakkon weapons... I had to think of you lol.

About damn time, lethallin!
That's what I thought...
Yesterday someone on the PS4 kept writing me messages asking if I know how to get Hakkon weapons... I had to think of you lol.
Me? Hakkon weapons? Ooh... Shiny! ![]()
What's a Hakkon weapon?
Something gaudy.. but not as gaudy as Orlais.
That's what I thought...
Me? Hakkon weapons? Ooh... Shiny!
Haha. And shiny belts!
What's a Hakkon weapon?
Having them gives a massive boost to your e-weenus or so I've heard. ![]()
Haha. And shiny belts!
Having them gives a massive boost to your e-weenus or so I've heard.
Those weapons are made for 10 year olds.
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Sorry, man. Eyeroll if you want. I'm pushing 40. There's no way I get an "epeen" boost from giant glowing ice weapons. And earthquake attacks.
Eh.. I'm out of touch.
Pffff I'm already a DAIMP goddess.Haha. And shiny belts!
Having them gives a massive boost to your e-weenus or so I've heard.
Yeah, but Hakkon items all have a +10 E-Peen buff with them.
Yeah, but Hakkon items all have a +10 E-Peen buff with them.
Almost! They are 100% critical e-peen damage enchanted.
This might be my "LightningPoodle vs Star Wars" moment.
****** unbearable.
And even if there was "epeen", who the **** does that with co-op?
lol.
I only told Serza because we used to make fun of the 'Hurrdurr having Hakkon weapons and belts in DAMP' people. I find talk like this as much ridiculous as you, that's why I told him. Because I thought he might find it amusing.
If you don't get that it's not meant seriously I can't help you.
This might be my "LightningPoodle vs Star Wars" moment.
****** unbearable.
And even if there was "epeen", who the **** does that with co-op?
Its all about the big numbers brah.
And knowing that this is your cryptonite, i must now poke you mercilessly.

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This might be my "LightningPoodle vs Star Wars" moment.
****** unbearable.
And even if there was "epeen", who the **** does that with co-op?
Agenda
lol.
I only told Serza because we used to make fun of the 'Hurrdurr having Hakkon weapons and belts in DAMP' people. I find talk like this as much ridiculous as you, that's why I told him. Because I thought he might find it amusing.
If you don't get that it's not meant seriously I can't help you.
Reported
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So ..... how is everyone (faked, concerned look)?
This might be my "LightningPoodle vs Star Wars" moment.
****** unbearable.
And even if there was "epeen", who the **** does that with co-op?
Ever heard of a joke? Because they aren't being serious.
It's been around on these boards since ME3MP.
This might be my "LightningPoodle vs Star Wars" moment.
****** unbearable.
And even if there was "epeen", who the **** does that with co-op?
People in the MP boards. I only visited a few times, but Miles seems to be a regular visitor.
lol.
I only told Serza because we used to make fun of the 'Hurrdurr having Hakkon weapons and belts in DAMP' people. I find talk like this as much ridiculous as you, that's why I told him. Because I thought he might find it amusing.
If you don't get that it's not meant seriously I can't help you.
That we did. Good ol' times.
Agenda
Reported
So ..... how is everyone (faked, concerned look)?
I'm pretending to smile and enjoy my drink.
I'm pretending to smile and enjoy my drink.
I'll join you ... *steps on over Beren to get to the bar* Why is Shirley lying on the floor with an arrow in his sporran?
TAHP! *runs off ...... *

GOD DAMN IT CORYPHYSHIT'S IN THE TAVERN!
SOMEBODY DO SOMETHI--chrrrrr...
*is being strangled by Corypheus, feet off the ground*
GOD DAMN IT CORYPHYSHIT'S IN THE TAVERN!
SOMEBODY DO SOMETHI--chrrrrr...
*is being strangled by Corypheus, feet off the ground*
^^
*Paragon in a moment of panic picks up a PENISTM kit and flings the contents towards Cory, further igniting the flames*
Oops ......
*Dave (meanwhile) flings himself towards Cory, biting his ankles furiously*
Chrrrrr......