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[lynroy]

"Ha ha very funny, kid. Where's your mom?"

[Roamingmachine]

Still better than 40-something years older.

<---- Has been hit on by someone nearly 20 years his senior too.

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

I say we drink

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[Serza]

I like to think about drinking massive amounts of dr pepper.

 

I'll drink to that...

 

^When they picked up the stuff and stare at the air while talking to themself lol. Inquisitor pls.

 

 

*meine Freund

#offended

The street next to me is called Spandau.

 

I am offended by your offense!

 

Still better than 40-something years older.

 

Did that actually happen to you?

[Roamingmachine]

[lynroy]

^When they picked up the stuff and stare at the air while talking to themself lol. Inquisitor pls.

That blank stare is the best. I mean absolutely devoid of emotion.

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[lynroy]

I say we drink

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Gather your drinking buddies and venture forth.

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Did that actually happen to you?

Yes *starts typing wall of text* *deletes text* but now I'm not in the mood at all to talk about that.

[Serza]

Yes *starts typing wall of text* *deletes text* but now I'm not in the mood at all to talk about that.

 

Well, less talking more drinking, then.

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

That I approve

[MilesUpShore]

 

I am offended by your offense!

 

 

I am offended that it isn't the weekend yet.

Bundesliga time again!!

 

That blank stare is the best. I mean absolutely devoid of emotion.

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Ha, yes! That scene makes me laugh everytime.

I also want to punch my Inquis everytime when they start smirking at Morrigan. Did I allow you to do that?!

[lynroy]

What's wrong with the smirk? I love it.

Aaaaaaaaaaand another thread wondering if inquisitor is going to be protagonist of DA4. Drink up me hearties yo ho.

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

[Serza]

I had to tell my inner Grammar Nazi to leave that thread be...

[lynroy]

Clearly not a native English speaker so I left well enough alone.

[Serza]

No such rule would apply to me, but I'm simply not a dick.

[Al Foley]

Oh what a relief it is...

[lynroy]

Yes, it is nice to use the bathroom.

[Al Foley]

Yes, it is nice to use the bathroom.

Someone understands.

 

Hey I was sweeping the back room at work today and well, spilled some egg on the floor, and then thought to myself 'omg this is baby bird I am sweeping up.' I nearly vomited.  

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Umm no, it wasn't a baby bird. A chicken produces an egg per day whether it is fertilized by a rooster or not. The eggs sold for consuption are not fertilized and would never have chicks growing in them.

[Al Foley]

Umm no, it wasn't a baby bird. A chicken produces an egg per day whether it is fertilized by a rooster or not. The eggs sold for consuption are not fertilized and would never turn into chicks.

Well....I knew that...kinda.  But now I know the details.  I was having a small joke with myself and then ended up disgusgting myself instead.

[lynroy]

Umm no, it wasn't a baby bird. A chicken produces an egg per day whether it is fertilized by a rooster or not. The eggs sold for consuption are not fertilized and would never turn into chicks.

Thank you, I was about to post something similar.

[Beerfish]

"That feeling when you get hit on by someone 10+ years younger than you AT WORK."

 

Huh ...wha?  No, more like.

 

 

[Al Foley]

"That feeling when you get hit on by someone 10+ years younger than you AT WORK."

 

Huh ...wha?  No, more like.

 

 

I'd probably be really creeped out.  But then I am only 25.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

I got this AK here...

 

*Ber looks at Serza in amusement*

 

 

This is yours, kid.

 

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That feeling when you get hit on by someone 10+ years younger than you AT WORK.

Still better than 40-something years older.

Ugh.  This is why God made older women, for us older guys.  Now, I've no issue with appreciating a younger woman's ability to look fine, but when it comes to actually dating, I'll take these fine lovelies, please.  I'm more attracted to them anyway, by far.  I think MOST older guys should be, that's just how it works naturally, I think.  As you age, what you find desirable changes with you.  That M/2+7 formula doesn't work as you get older, so I made my own:  M*80%.  That puts my lower limit at 38 as opposed to a ridiculous 31 the other way.

 

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Sing it, Ronnie!

 

 

I say we drink

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And now you went and spoiler triggered me!  Also, apologies.  I see you said you wanted to not talk about it anymore, but I'd already multi-quoted you and had my comment in my head.

 

 

ETA:  Gorram BSN mofo, out already?!

 

ETA2:  Had to find other "older women" video as first one didn't allow embedded playback.