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#94926
lynroy

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Is there a return damage upgrade/feature with it?

Do you seriously not know about it? Have you used Aegis of the Rift?  :huh: (genuine question, not being a sarcastic dick) You can upgrade it so it sends bolts of energy back at the attacker. 



#94927
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Apparently.  I mean I thought I knew.  But apparently not.

XD I cannot take this seriously. *dives back into cask of brandy*


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#94928
Al Foley

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*dives into his rootbeer*  



#94929
Tragedienne of Heavens

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Only if there's pizza.

*Shoves bacon pizza down Roy's throat*  :ph34r:

 

ETA: I forgot to drink

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#94930
Al Foley

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*Shoves bacon pizza down Roy's throat*  :ph34r:

*is aroused and horrified at the same time*



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.. Burn me, go back to Daisy Ridley for effs sake.

#94932
Al Foley

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.. Burn me, go back to Daisy Ridley for effs sake.

*giggles* uh....*ahem* I never...left...her?



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Do you seriously not know about it? Have you used Aegis of the Rift?  :huh: (genuine question, not being a sarcastic dick) You can upgrade it so it sends bolts of energy back at the attacker. 

 

Not for a few months, no. Haven't actually since Descent, and that was months ago.

 

*Shoves bacon pizza down Roy's throat*  :ph34r:

 

This sends pictures to my mind, and they, well... I need to get them out at once.


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#94934
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Okay. The thing that really made Aegis awesome was the return damage upgrade.

 

 

*pulls self out of cask to drop this off for Foley* PENIS™ kits.

*Meanwhile in a dark corner of the Herald's Rest, Paragon is smoothing her hair down with one hand and arguing with Cabot.*

P:  What do you mean they aren't selling?  You told me they were going like hot Druffalo wings last month!

C:  Mumble, grumble

P:  Are you insane?!  I've sunk a lot of gold into this venture especially on the re-branding!  I was gonna get that new bow but that'll have to wait now.

C: ...... mumble?

P:  I don't know but you'd better think of something .... hmm why don't you try 'smiling' a little maybe that'll pick sales up.

C ........ grrrrrr

P:  Don't get antsy with me pal - remember your share in the profits?  That's right *nods*  Don't make me get Donk's Mileychicken out - I swear I'll do it man!  *sighs*  Just put this up behind the bar will you and I don't know, throw some free cheese in too?

 

Spoiler

 

Hey DQ!  IR, brought you some grapes hope your ribs are feeling better.  Does it smell of Ozone in here?  *Drinks*

 

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#94935
Al Foley

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BTW.  Triggered.  

 

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#94936
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Okay. The thing that really made Aegis awesome was the return damage upgrade.

 

 

*pulls self out of cask to drop this off for Foley* PENIS™ kits.

 

*surfaces*  And they're still sellling!  *Dives back under after yoinking some bacon*


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#94937
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I've been sucked back into DQ history just before the first Herald's Rest burned down. Good times. :lol:


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#94938
Al Foley

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*surfaces*  And they're still sellling!  *Dives back under after yoinking some bacon*

 

Ugh *feels queezy* 

I've been sucked back into DQ history just before the first Herald's Rest burned down. Good times. :lol:

I'm not sure I was here for that. 



#94939
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Ugh *feels queezy* 

I'm not sure I was here for that. 

 

*Tips Foley head first into a barrel of bae*  I knew that would come in handy!

 

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#94940
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*Tips Foley head first into a barrel of bae*  I knew that would come in handy!

 

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Ewww  Ick...God.  *dusts himself off really quick* 

At least there could have been a pic of Daisy Ridley under that photo to make up for that insult.  :lol:  :P



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Ugh, went OOL when Miss T was shoving pizza love down Roy's throat...

 

....yyou know I just realized I am not sure what that is. 

Oh gawd, you'd have to get Beren the 'search King' to dig that out.   Actually Lyn's pretty good at that kind of thing but she's head first in a barrel of brandy at the moment and .........  I don't give her orders  :ph34r:

 

Well I'm glad Roy found it, because I was finding ALL SORTS of disturbing posts from DQ way back in my search, but not Paragon's kit.


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#94942
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Ugh, went OOL when Miss T was shoving pizza love down Roy's throat...

 

 

Well I'm glad Roy found it, because I was finding ALL SORTS of disturbing posts from DQ way back in my search, but not Paragon's kit.

:lol: No kidding! I ended up reading like 20 pages of DQ history afterwards.



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Al Foley

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Ugh, went OOL when Miss T was shoving pizza love down Roy's throat...

 

 

Well I'm glad Roy found it, because I was finding ALL SORTS of disturbing posts from DQ way back in my search, but not Paragon's kit.

Never change DQ, never change.



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Morning lovies.

Mleh, Dazzle is tired and doesn't want to work and doesn't want to go to bookclub tonight. :(

#94945
Al Foley

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Hey Da...Lady Elle. :)



#94946
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First rule of book club is not not talk about book club....no?  (What book is your club reading at this time?)


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#94947
Lady Luminous

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Hey Da...Lady Elle. :)

Dude, you can still call me Dazzle.

#94948
Al Foley

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God Foley is getting hungry but does not want to eat!  *eyes beerfish*

 

"Oh no not unusual photonic activity!" FOley says in relation to the thing he is watching. 



#94949
Lady Luminous

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First rule of book club is not not talk about book club....no?  (What book is your club reading at this time?)

Lol, wrong club. :P

Red Queen by Victoria Aveyard, but I goofed and never found time to read beyond the first two pages.

#94950
Al Foley

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Dude, you can still call me Dazzle.

*breathes a sigh of relief*  

 

I know.  :P  Its just I prefer Lady Elle.  It makes you sound like a noble Kryptonian. :P