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#926
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Posté 18 février 2015 - 07:59

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Great that I'm not the only one who understood t*ts!

But I'm sure for years that I've got some kind of ear-al tourette.

 

Pft, I never complained about Eve not being romancable. Cause I didn't know! You spoilered me again, HB! And now: Y no romance? Can I at least watch? In the name of science?

 

Well, I was pretty sure she wouldn't kiss me, 'cause I saved civilians. And I mainly did that because I don't let me order around by Aria :P Besides, the talk I got from her was far better than that kiss would have been. She doesn't get me. I'm so damn mysterious! Yeah, Ms. Omega can't figure me out.

 

Also I did the Benning university mission that guy in the emissary gave me. bshup, you could have mentioned that I had to do the Rachni vs. Krogan mission before. Or that I have to reach a certain level, I don't know. I searched for the star, couldn't find it, helped Grunt (*squeee*) and then Hawke told me about these students and the star system was added to my map.

 

So... when do I get my promised wine? *whines about romance*drinks*

Yesterday I catched him at the lounge and I thought the time had come. But he just went there. Without hoping to meet me. That's not acceptable! Recruits shouldn't run around in the ship, when I need to find them!


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Posté 18 février 2015 - 08:09

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Great that I'm not the only one who understood t*ts!
But I'm sure for years that I've got some kind of ear-al tourette.
 
Pft, I never complained about Eve not being romancable. Cause I didn't know! You spoilered me again, HB! And now: Y no romance? Can I at least watch? In the name of science?
 
Well, I was pretty sure she wouldn't kiss me, 'cause I saved civilians. And I mainly did that because I don't let me order around by Aria :P Besides, the talk I got from her was far better than that kiss would have been. She doesn't get me. I'm so damn mysterious! Yeah, Ms. Omega can't figure me out.
 
Also I did the Benning university mission that guy in the emissary gave me. bshup, you could have mentioned that I had to do the Rachni vs. Krogan mission before. Or that I have to reach a certain level, I don't know. I searched for the star, couldn't find it, helped Grunt (*squeee*) and then Hawke told me about these students and the star system was added to my map.
 
So... when do I get my promised wine? *whines about romance*drinks*
Yesterday I catched him at the lounge and I thought the time had come. But he just went there. Without hoping to meet me. That's not acceptable! Recruits shouldn't run around in the ship, when I need to find them!


Oops...

I should be singing "Here I go again." :whistle: 

 

Cause I keep spoilering you by accident.

 

Dude if I don't get to watch the broodmother get it on, then you don't get to watch Eve.

 

Ahh... Hawke? Why do you get a Hawke cameo appearance in your game and I don't? :lol:

 

****** please, Aria don't order me around either. We just happened to agree... equal standing, and all that. I didn't save civilians I got them all killed cause... why not?

 

I keep delaying ME3.. I think I'm scared of the Allers romance. I just finished Rannoch. I'm going so slow with this.

 

You'll have to be patient with the romance... there really isn't that much romance content in this game, tbh. Well.. obviously a bit more if you're banging a squadmate but if you picked Traynor or Allers or Cortez... yeah. Nah.


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#928
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Posté 18 février 2015 - 08:24

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Yeah sure... accident :P

 

Mah, I've been in Drinkquisition far too long. That thing about brain cells... I didn't mean Hawke, I meant the female Inquisitor. In form of my Traynor.

 

Oh, I don't mind getting civilians killed. Ask Zaeed ;) It was just that moment at the console. 'We don't have time... stop that... blabla angry blabla...' With a tone like that, I am forced to just do the opposite. Besides, I wanted to get loose of the red eyes. And that I managed. No red eyes but scars. I need to keep that level ;)

 

No interest in these three. I'm gonna stay as faithful as can be. And boring.

 

Eh... you do a romance you're afraid of?


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Orian Tabris
Posté 18 février 2015 - 08:25

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LOL.

Oh man best bug ever.

Take Sera with me in a party (like always) doing battle.. and she doesn't shut up. First time I encountered this I was in tears laughing.

No I didn't click or do anything.. just hit quote and that is what happened.

 

Strange...


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Posté 18 février 2015 - 11:46

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Also I did the Benning university mission that guy in the emissary gave me. bshup, you could have mentioned that I had to do the Rachni vs. Krogan mission before. Or that I have to reach a certain level, I don't know. I searched for the star, couldn't find it, helped Grunt (*squeee*) and then Hawke told me about these students and the star system was added to my map.

 

But, but....

 

Okay... Lesse here. 

 

You need to go to the Citadel and talk to human ambassador up in the hoity toity level.  Not Udina the counciller but rather the ambassador.  You'll get a mission.  It's weird because it has to be done before you complete Tuchunka, but planet doesn't unlock until you do, er, either Tuchunka Bomb or Rachni relay mission IIRC. 

 

Don't worry, it's okay, drunken memory is notoriously fickle :D

 

I keep delaying ME3.. I think I'm scared of the Allers romance. I just finished Rannoch. I'm going so slow with this.

 

I remember when they interviewed that Jessica lady that was the model for that character.  Really cracked me up when they asked if she was gonna romance herself and she replied something like, "Oh yeah, I'm gonna do me so hard" or something to that effect. :lol:

 

Strange...

 

Again with the references!  WOO!  Sing-a-long time.

 

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#931
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Posté 18 février 2015 - 11:51

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Oh! Ehm... sorry, bshup!

I would honestly apologize, but I got to stand up for the name that was given to me.

 

Okay so what is so scary about that romance?


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Posté 18 février 2015 - 11:57

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Which?  Allers? Meh, nothing really.  In fact, I personally find it an incredibly boring one.  I'll leave it at that, though.  Don't want to spoil it for you if you want to "Meet The Press" as it were.


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#933
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Posté 18 février 2015 - 12:11

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Drink every time you have no idea what the f#$% is going on.

 

I predict a lot more drunkenness with this one...

 

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#934
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Posté 18 février 2015 - 12:11

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Don't think it will ever come to meet the press.


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Posté 18 février 2015 - 12:13

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Which?  Allers? Meh, nothing really.  In fact, I personally find it an incredibly boring one.  I'll leave it at that, though.  Don't want to spoil it for you if you want to "Meet The Press" as it were.

 

My 1500th like was by bhsup!

 

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Posté 18 février 2015 - 12:21

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Bits up, face down!

EDIT:  Oh hey, Rivaini, not sure if you were aware, but Iron Bull voice actor is James Vega voice actor.


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Posté 18 février 2015 - 12:28

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Bits up, face down!

 

 

Ironically, she's got her face up... which means her bits are down. xD


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#938
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Posté 18 février 2015 - 01:42

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Inspired by bshup: Drink every time you see Iron Bull and James Vega in combination. Works with 'Freddie Prince Jr.', too ;)

 

But I have the opposite problem many have here. Read on BSN so often 'when I hear Iron Bull I think it's Vega'.


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Posté 18 février 2015 - 06:49

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I had that problem. It took me a long time to stop hearing Vega whenever Iron Bull would talk. He does better as Vega, imo.

Also, I think someone stole my mug! And there was mead in it! :crying:


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Posté 18 février 2015 - 07:10

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If you need a new mug, I suggest this baby.  It's... well, it's glorious.  I have strong feelings for it and would murder knife Oghren if he tried to steal mine.  Hrm... sold out right now :(  You may have to settle for its 52oz little brother.

 

EDIT:  Found it at sears.com!   Whoa, at twice what it cost when I got it on Amazon


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#941
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Posté 18 février 2015 - 10:12

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..*pokes head in, looks around* 
<crickets chirping behind a window>
*silently makes her way to bar, takes a bottle, then hears distant snoring* 
:ph34r: 
*cautiously, trying not to disturb anyone leaves the bar*

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#942
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Posté 19 février 2015 - 01:02

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Someone please embed "Those Minerals" the ME2 rap track about planet scanning. I can't embed or quote or copy or paste into this forum for reasons way beyond my knowledge but that video belongs here.

 

I will shotgun 2 beers in row for whomever does this for me. Please and thank you ... /Ron Swanson voice ...

 

This is the best thread on BSN!


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Posté 19 février 2015 - 01:11

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Drink every time someone uses blood magic as an explanation for something.

 

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Posté 19 février 2015 - 01:17

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Someone please embed "Those Minerals" the ME2 rap track about planet scanning. I can't embed or quote or copy or paste into this forum for reasons way beyond my knowledge but that video belongs here.

 

I will shotgun 2 beers in row for whomever does this for me. Please and thank you ... /Ron Swanson voice ...

 

This is the best thread on BSN!

 

I live to serve.  NOW CHUG!

 

 

So anyway, Default non-import Shepard was kind of a crappy Shep.  Kelly:  Dead.  That means my fish... MY FISH :(  Thane:  Dead.  No great loss, really, but it has implications later in the game.  Oh, and she apparently didn't hardly buy any models.  I think I only found four around the ship.   There are a lot of minor dialogue changes, though.  I find that interesting and it's nice to experience it once.

 

I tried drowning my sorrows and spilling my guts to Cabot, but he seemed to think I must be strung out on red lyrium or something.  Didn't believe any of  this "reaper" stuff.


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Posté 19 février 2015 - 01:20

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Someone please embed "Those Minerals" the ME2 rap track about planet scanning. I can't embed or quote or copy or paste into this forum for reasons way beyond my knowledge but that video belongs here.
 
I will shotgun 2 beers in row for whomever does this for me. Please and thank you ... /Ron Swanson voice ...
 
This is the best thread on BSN!


It certainly is. And nah... I'll leave that for somebody who still has some braincells left. Sorry bro.

Well... THAT sucked.

And by THAT I mean the Allers romance.

Rivaini -- since you have no interest whatsoever in doing it, I feel the need to talk freely here. Thank ****!

Allers sends email to Shep: "Let's go to your cabin and talk geth." (So subtle)

*Go to cabin, call Allers up*

*Allers asks Shep some really annoying punch-KABOOM-worthy questions, but Shep plays it nice so she can get laid*

*Interview over*

Allers: Blah blah blah (something about news and ratings) all I need is a body.

Shep: Okay. Let's bang.

Allers: Yeay but you have to be discreet, I can't like, afford to lose my rep by ****** my source, like.

Shep: Okay. I will be discreet.

*Kiss, fade to black*

Where's the passion!?

Come on! Aria's kiss shits all over this...

And most importantly... where's the boobs!!!!!!

Maybe I'll see them later on.

This is why I don't bang chicks I don't like... :rolleyes:

 

Anyway, just  realised I'm whinging about a romance. You know what this means, don't you folks?


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Posté 19 février 2015 - 01:21

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I live to serve.  NOW CHUG!
 

 
So anyway, Default non-import Shepard was kind of a crappy Shep.  Kelly:  Dead.  That means my fish... MY FISH :(  Thane:  Dead.  No great loss, really, but it has implications later in the game.  Oh, and she apparently didn't hardly buy any models.  I think I only found four around the ship.   There are a lot of minor dialogue changes, though.  I find that interesting and it's nice to experience it once.
 
I tried drowning my sorrows and spilling my guts to Cabot, but he seemed to think I must be strung out on red lyrium or something.  Didn't believe any of  this "reaper" stuff.


LMAO because you have more empathy for the fish than Kelly...

Love it!!

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Posté 19 février 2015 - 01:21

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You murder knife your lover then chug some mead??

 

LMAO because you have more empathy for the fish than Kelly...

Love it!!

 

:lol: I didn't mean for it to come across like that!  But now that you mention it...

 

And yeah, that Allers romance is... well frankly, I got more satisfaction flirting with Harding.


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Posté 19 février 2015 - 01:23

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You murder knife your lover then chug some mead??


Mate this is totally ruining my immersion. This relationship could actually work if I could punch her Al Jilani style in the bedroom..

Oh dear.

Fisting... I'm thinking about... fisting.
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#949
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Posté 19 février 2015 - 01:27

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At least Harding is somewhat interesting LOL.

I miss Sera... miss the nicknames, the things she says, the journal entries, the way she gets pissed off when she realises she's in love with you.

Oh man my heart nearly exploded when she first said Inky..

The way she was like, "Isn't that right, Inky?" :wub:

 

So ****** cute.

 

Oh well, guess it is kinda funny in a way... I was with Liara then knocked her back... cute Asari girl, with a big brain... then go with Allers LOL. Poor Liara.


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Posté 19 février 2015 - 01:29

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Alright by 1:52 I slammed 2 16 ounce beers.

 

Thanks for posting thast I don't know why I can't embed or quote and frankly I'm 9 beers dep now so I douybt I couldf learn tonight anyway.

 

I have to sand floors for about 10 hours tomorrow lol to stay on my schedule I will dedic ate my hangover to the mighty mighty bsn ansd this awesome thread.

 

All spelling erros left in just because. Usualluly I TYpe way better ....


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