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#95001
lynroy

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That works.


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#95002
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Worst RPG ever.  Not enough romance options for straight male gamers.  0/10.  Pre Order cancelled. 

 

I agree.

 

And the female characters just lead you on, then right before you lock in, they tell you no.

 

Literally no romance for straight male characters!

 

I hate shards!

I miss Sandal!

Why didn't they include Dog?

I hate my hair!

Why is there no "Kiss my Keister" selection when Corypheus orders me to kneel?

I hate shards!

Why can't I romance Dagna?

Why are there always spiders?

Why is there no brothel?

Why can't I order a drink at the tavern?

I hate shards!

 

There... that ought to leave most of you face down for at least a day.

 

You are welcome.

 

I think I just got drunk reading that.

 

I don't drink.  How about it if I smoke a bowl instead?

 

Pretend.



#95003
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Playing? DQ is a game now?!?! Damn.


Arg! Caught by the LynMeister General, and on a landmark page too! I blame my stoopid phone.
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#95004
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Arg! Caught by the LynMeister General, and on a landmark page too! I blame my stoopid phone.

It was a rather delightful slip up. :D



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Pretend.

All right... but I'd rather smoke a bowl.  Pretend drinking makes me burp.



#95006
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Oh...  man, I can be way too dense sometimes.  I thought Serza meant to pretend to smoke a bowl.

 

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#95007
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Don't worry about it, Forest.


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#95008
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All right... but I'd rather smoke a bowl. Pretend drinking makes me burp.


Nah, just go ahead and get blunted. Makes s*** funnier.
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#95009
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Don't worry about it, Forest.

I read that as feret and was like, "Beren isn't Frank Burns!" Yes, I'm still awake.


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#95010
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Don't worry about it, Forest.

 

Forrest*



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I read that as feret and was like, "Beren isn't Frank Burns!" Yes, I'm still awake.

 

:(  So much for my Hot Lips fantasy...



#95012
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I read that as feret and was like, "Beren isn't Frank Burns!" Yes, I'm still awake.

 

What? You crazy, or rolling a... oooooh, wait, right. Weekend. May the Weekend be with you.

 

*props ear for imminent disgusted grunts*

 

:D

 

Forrest*

 

So that's what the spelling of that is? I was wondering.

 

:(  So much for my Hot Lips fantasy...

 

Sorry, Frank. Today ain't the day. :D



#95013
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Yes. Erm. Weekend is exactly why I'm still awake................. *shifty eyes*



#95014
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Exactly. Forgive this humble university student, but I couldn't keep track of what day of the week it is. Numbers are the only thing that matters lately.



#95015
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It is the weekend, but there is a more pressing reason why I am still awake and I can't go to sleep until it is taken care of. So I stay and drink.


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#95016
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****. I think I'm an adrenaline junky.



#95017
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It is the weekend, but there is a more pressing reason why I am still awake and I can't go to sleep until it is taken care of. So I stay and drink.

Might I suggest a laxative?  That should get things moving smoothly and quickly.


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#95018
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****. I think I'm an adrenaline junky.

 

Why do you think that?



#95019
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Oooh, I think you'll fit in just fiiiine... :D



#95020
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Why do you think that?

 

I really, really wish there was something airsoft-related going on this weekend. But if there is, I don't know about it. Not really because I want to shoot people, but because of the entire adrenaline bit of it. Do you know how much adrenaline it is when someone's charging your position, and you got nothing but your rifle and your buddy to count on?



#95021
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Might I suggest a laxative?  That should get things moving smoothly and quickly.

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#95022
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I really, really wish there was something airsoft-related going on this weekend. But if there is, I don't know about it. Not really because I want to shoot people, but because of the entire adrenaline bit of it. Do you know how much adrenaline it is when someone's charging your position, and you got nothing but your rifle and your buddy to count on?

 

That is not an adrenaline "junkie". An adrenaline junkie would be someone who puts themselves in a position, in which they could actually, physically die; repeatedly. For example, someone who climbs the side of a cliff without safety lines i.e. these guys.

 

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I would consider what you are, is a seeker of war. Similar thing. You want that excitement. But I wouldn't consider air-softing "adrenaline junkie"ish.


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#95023
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The translation for a junky would suggest that the person needs adrenaline. Can't do without it. That's precisely what I'm feeling.

 

Maybe the meaning is lost due to a cultural difference, or something...



#95024
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The translation for a junky would suggest that the person needs adrenaline. Can't do without it. That's precisely what I'm feeling.

 

Maybe the meaning is lost due to a cultural difference, or something...

 

That is true, yes. An adrenaline junkie needs adrenaline. Doesn't matter entirely where that comes from. However, there is a difference between craving an experience like cliff climbing or sky diving, and war.

 

Don't get me wrong. I like that you are doing, or want to do something that gets the blood pumping. I only question your use of the term "adrenaline junkie".


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#95025
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Might I suggest a laxative?  That should get things moving smoothly and quickly.

 

 

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Oh, Roy!..

 

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*wipes away tears*

I'm probably too drunk, but that was hilarious  :lol: please, feel free to ignore me  B)


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