And Dread Pirate Rivaini is...?
ravenesse
And Dread Pirate Rivaini is...?
ravenesse

I am drunk because RUMsons .. um I mean reasons .. uh .. how did I get here again? uhm.. I should sleep.. uh

Guest_Roly Voly_*
*blinks* I sometimes forget we use nicknames so often in here...
http://forum.bioware...3398-ravenesse/
EDIT: NInja'd by The Will.
A recent acquisition, but Dread Pirate Rivaini has already taken quite a shine to the little scamp. And by shine, I of course mean sex...
*drinks to innuendo*
EDIT: *giggles at her Royness* You know, I think I am glad I went with the dr pepper over the cola. It's nice to mix things up. So thanks for your influence there
Dr Pepper is far superior to Coke. Take this from someone who drank 72 cans of coke in a week.
And Dread Pirate Rivaini is...?
The love of my life!
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Sheesh, one go round and the pup is smitten.
ravenesse
*blinks* I sometimes forget we use nicknames so often in here...
http://forum.bioware...3398-ravenesse/
EDIT: NInja'd by The Will.
So it's not the weird guy. That's what I wanted to know.
It's a good guy/gal from the northern country of Rivain then!
Also, don't worry. We used nicknames plenty in the Sera thread. Strangely, I never got one. I guess my name's too badass for me to need a nickname!
The love of my life!
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*skeptical look*
I'm pretty sure a few months ago, that was Boom. You changes loves of your life nearly as often as I change socks, Poods...
Whaaat? So I may or may not wear a single pair of socks for a few months straight. I assure you, they don't smell enough to be considered biological weapons
Sheesh, one go round and the pup is smitten.
Seems to be the regular occurence...
Sheesh, one go round and the pup is smitten.
*begins writing love letters*
*skeptical look*
I'm pretty sure a few months ago, that was Boom. You changes loves of your life nearly as often as I change socks, Poods...
Whaaat? So I may or may not wear a single pair of socks for a few months straight. I assure you, they don't smell
enough to be considered biological weapons
What can I say, I'm the embodiment of Romeo. ![]()
-snip-
So you like Taylor Swift then?
*begins writing love letters*
What can I say, I'm the embodiment of Romeo.
Be careful. You know how Romeo ended up, Oghren.
Oh, Sigrun... You'll never cease to be awesome enough to refer to your banters.
("Real smooth, Oghren." when he tries to flirt with her)
Be careful. You know how Romeo ended up, Oghren.
Yeah, being a f*cking idiot. ![]()
I'm love expert so I will give you a tip.When you write love letters make sure to write down to her how awesome you are,how beautiful you are,how sexy you are and how she looks like a dump compared to you...also remember to say that Beyonce is always better then her......
wait...
I need to stop drinking bloody tequila and find rum.
Guest_Roly Voly_*
*Roly notices the time, frantically bolts out the door, then returns 15 minutes later*
Sweet Madame Dame, your ride to the hoedown has arrived ![]()

We depart at your leisure. *sips sarsaparilla quietly at the bar*
Yeah, yeah. Now you're just being King Julien...
Which... shouldn't be a surprise.
I'm love expert so I will give you a tip.When you write love letters make sure to write down to her how awesome you are,how beautiful you are,how sexy you are and how she looks like a dump compared to you...also remember to say that Beyonce is always better then her......
wait...
I need to stop drinking bloody tequila and find rum.
*continues writing the letter*
... I am awesome beyond all compare. No other man can match my supreme awesomeness. I am also beautiful, and incredibly sexy and no one, not even you, are worthy of being with me. The only woman that even comes close is Beyonce, the most beautiful and talented woman on the earth...
*continues writing the letter*
... I am awesome beyond all compare. No other man can match my supreme awesomeness. I am also beautiful, and incredibly sexy and no one, not even you, are worthy of being with me. The only woman that even comes close is Beyonce, the most beautiful and talented woman on the earth...
That is right!Ahaha,that is gonna get you the lady for sure....ehm now do you have a flashlight and blanket because you are gonna need it tonight ![]()
*continues writing the letter*
... I am awesome beyond all compare. No other man can match my supreme awesomeness. I am also beautiful, and incredibly sexy and no one, not even you, are worthy of being with me. The only woman that even comes close is Beyonce, the most beautiful and talented woman on the earth...
Know what, Oghren?
I'll be next door, ready to clean your guts off the floor when Rivaini's done with you... All Rivaini's are like that, aren't they...?
That is right!Ahaha,that is gonna get you the lady for sure....ehm now do you have a flashlight and blanket because you are gonna need it tonight
*starts rummaging through piles of junk* Why do I need a flashlight? *continues searching*
Know what, Oghren?
I'll be next door, ready to clean your guts off the floor when Rivaini's done with you... All Rivaini's are like that, aren't they...?
No neeed because if that is true Rivaini then...
There will be nothing left to clean.
*continues writing the letter*
... I am awesome beyond all compare. No other man can match my supreme awesomeness. I am also beautiful, and incredibly sexy and no one, not even you, are worthy of being with me. The only woman that even comes close is Beyonce, the most beautiful and talented woman on the earth...
I have got to stick around for this one.
No neeed because if that is true Rivaini then...
There will be nothing left to clean.
She's going to swallow? That's awesome. ![]()
Edit:
*sigh* That's disgusting...
*Drops in for a quick look around. Can't stay. Loves the banter he sees. The folks are brill! Pulls out wallet and lays $200 on the bar. Leaves with a grin of satisfaction and a wave to all present*
No neeed because if that is true Rivaini then...
There will be nothing left to clean.
Well, it was an honor.
Caboob! Two ales!
Unless you're not drinking...?
*starts rummaging through piles of junk* Why do I need a flashlight? *continues searching*
Ah such innocent pup ![]()
Well this is gonna explain everything why xD