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[LightningPoodle]

Ah such innocent pup 

Well this is gonna explain everything why xD

-snip-

 

Ah. Okay then.  You don't think it will work?

[Hair Serious Business]

Ah such innocent pup 

Well this is gonna explain everything why xD

*starts rummaging through piles of junk* Why do I need a flashlight? *continues searching*

 

Because to not get lost when you wake up at night and want to go downstairs for...food for example and blanket to not catch cold that is why 8D

[LightningPoodle]

Because you not to not get lost when you wake up at night and want to go downstairs for...food for example and blanket to not catch cold that is why 8D

 

Ooooh. That makes more sense. 

[Just Here For Popcorns]

nah of course it is gonna work psh you have love expert as myself....

 

 

....

 

Still ehm...you go pick flashlight,blanket and also you might find yourself some ehm..."educational girl magazine"....you know as plan B.

[LightningPoodle]

Well, it's midnight now so I'm gonna head off to bed. Alone... *sniffles*

[LightningPoodle]

nah of course it is gonna work psh you have love expert as myself....

 

 

....

 

Still ehm...you go pick flashlight,blanket and also you might find yourself some ehm..."educational girl magazine"....you know as plan B.

 

Good job I have a box full off vintage magazines hidden under my bed. 

[Just Here For Popcorns]

Good job I have a box full off vintage magazines hidden under my bed. 

...ehm I meant on more ehm...coughs..."educational girl magazine" for better ehm...study ...you know ones you don't let your parents or friends to see these ones

[LightningPoodle]

Your cover is blown!  You're no longer...

 

-snip-

 

*drinks to the truth coming out!*

 

Yeah, I'm British. Hope this doesn't put a spanner into my relationship. 

 

...ehm I meant on more ehm...coughs..."educational girl magazine" for better ehm...study ...you know ones you don't let your parents or friends to see these ones

 

Eww! God, I'm not some animal, y'know! 

[Hair Serious Business]

...ehm I meant on more ehm...coughs..."educational girl magazine" for better ehm...study ...you know ones you don't let your parents or friends to see these ones

What he meant to say was that Rivaini girls aren't much girly so just get her to some place,be relaxed and get drunk to win Pirate's girl heart.

Am I right....JustShakeItOff?

*gives murderous stare*

[Serza]

Well, it's midnight now so I'm gonna head off to bed. Alone... *sniffles*

 

B*tch please, I live an hour in the future!

 

Yeah, I'm British. Hope this doesn't put a spanner into my relationship. 

 

 

Eww! God, I'm not some animal, y'know! 

 

British? What's "British"? You sound very Fereldan to me.

Don't forget, some Rivainis like Fereldans.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Our Rivaini likes anything.

[LightningPoodle]

What he meant to say was that Rivaini girls aren't much girly so just get her to some place,be relaxed and get drunk to win Pirate's girl heart.

Am I right....JustShakeItOff?

*gives murderous stare*

 

You sound like you know what's what. I like you.  So, how do I get in her pants? 

[LightningPoodle]

B*tch please, I live an hour in the future!

 

Teach me this magic power!

[Serza]

Teach me this magic power!

 

It's called living in the Dales, and not Ferelden. I'm loyal to Ferelden, however!

[LightningPoodle]

Our Rivaini likes anything.

 

She does!? Oh that's wonderful news! 

[Just Here For Popcorns]

hey the baseball bat hurts Q.Q

 

And hehe....get her to drink but of course because of....

 

*notices Lady WhineQuisition preparing to hit me with baseball bat again*

 

I meant yeah that was what I meant...mam...I like pie yeah that was what I was talking about yeah..a pie I was talking about pie that's all...and how Nicolas Cage needs some mustache.

[Just Here For Popcorns]

You sound like you know what's what. I like you.  So, how do I get in her pants? 

Bwahahahhaah oh I win I win! Sorry my Lady WhineQuisition but he seems more as my sort of student in here so gl my dear pretty Lady WhineQuisition I leave the education matter in your lovely hands.

 

*Kisses hands of LadyWhineQuisition and runs away before I get another bat-love to my face*

[LightningPoodle]

Well I think I've killed this thread for the time being. I'm gonna head off to my nice comfy bed and collapse in my own vomit. Bottoms up! *finishes drink and leaves the bar*

[Hair Serious Business]

Bwahahahhaah oh I win I win! Sorry my Lady WhineQuisition but he seems more as my sort of student in here so gl my dear pretty Lady WhineQuisition I leave the education matter in your lovely hands.

 

*Kisses hands of LadyWhineQuisition and runs away before I get another bat-love to my face*

Don't worry baseball bat is waiting for you on your return!

[WhoopinYourA55Mate]

Kid if you plan to score a Rivaini chick rule No.1 says "Don't be F-ing sober!"

 

Now where is the b!tch that drove my name across forums while i was away 

[Hair Serious Business]

Kid if you plan to score a Rivaini chick rule No.1 says "Don't be F-ing sober!"

 

Now where is the b!tch that drove my name across forums while i was away 

*rips up my clothes and throws myself at Cherry*

Well well...look who we got back

[ModernAcademic]

Feeling down.

Internet is a disgrace. People will like or comment on something bad because they're friends with you or because you're popular, but won't like or comment on something decent because "there's no profit in it".

This world is all wrong. There's no meritocracy. Only opportunity. Everything points for you to become an opportunist. Either you do or you'll be left for dead or forgotten. Jesus...

 

*drinks*

[ModernAcademic]

For what it's worth, MA, there's a naked lady right above you.  Surely that's worth a smile on your face, eh??

 

Regardless, you seem sad, so have a hug

 

 

Oh, Voly...  I'm feeling so down, now, this hug is the best thing that's happened to me today. Thank you, love.