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Débuté par Guest_Roly Voly_* , janv. 31 2015 04:30

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#9551
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 04 avril 2015 - 11:58

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Oh, Voly... <3  I'm feeling so down, now, this hug is the best thing that's happened to me today. Thank you, love.  :blush:

 

*smile*  Anytime.  Happy to be of service :)

 

*looks at watch*

 

Where in the blazes is Dame??  The hoedown starts soon...


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#9552
Paragonslustre
Posté 05 avril 2015 - 12:36

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Paragon enters bar dragging a heavy sack.  

Cabot ......

Heaves sack on to counter.

..... see that IR gets that will you?  It's her arrow back and something else.  Yeah, I had it stuffed specially, in tribute to her marksmanship.  Later, man.

Leaves.

 

 

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#9553
Bunny
Posté 05 avril 2015 - 12:50

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Feeling down.

Internet is a disgrace. People will like or comment on something bad because they're friends with you or because you're popular, but won't like or comment on something decent because "there's no profit in it".

This world is all wrong. There's no meritocracy. Only opportunity. Everything points for you to become an opportunist. Either you do or you'll be left for dead or forgotten. Jesus...

 

*drinks*

 

:( Here's some chocolate to make you feel better!

 

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And something to inspire your writing mojo:

 

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;)


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#9554
ModernAcademic
Posté 05 avril 2015 - 01:09

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:( Here's some chocolate to make you feel better!

 

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And something to inspire your writing mojo:

 

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;)

 

Bunny comes bearing lovely gifts to help me fight the blues.  <3 Best thing in the world is to share all that's good. So let's share them.  ^_^ *offers bonbon* 

 

Mr. King's right. He usually offers very good advice to writers. I think one of them was that 'the road to hell is paved with adverbs', lol. Keeping the text clean and simple is the best policy.

I just wish he had some advice on how to get more readers...


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#9555
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Posté 05 avril 2015 - 01:18

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Well well...look who we got back <3 <3 <3 <3

Damn Lady control yourself there are kids in here.

Now if you excuse me I'm going to sit in corner and judge silently everyone without anyone noticing in here as I usually do

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#9556
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 05 avril 2015 - 01:34

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*looks at the sitting quietly in the corner*

 

*Psst*  Hey, I know who you are.  Hail Sithis.

 

*drinks and ponders where to get a heart, skull, bones, flesh, candles, knife, and nightshade petals for, um, reasons*


#9557
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 05 avril 2015 - 01:42

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Paragon enters bar dragging a heavy sack.  

Cabot ......

Heaves sack on to counter.

..... see that IR gets that will you?  It's her arrow back and something else.  Yeah, I had it stuffed specially, in tribute to her marksmanship.  Later, man.

Leaves.

 

 

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*Roly starts a new tradition by punching the snoufleur as he enters the bar*


#9558
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Posté 05 avril 2015 - 01:49

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*drinks and ponders where to get a heart, skull, bones, flesh, candles, knife, and nightshade petals for, um, reasons*

 

Graveyards, probably. Or a morgue. And check that closet behind the bar. I thought I saw a dead guy back there a couple days ago.


#9559
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 05 avril 2015 - 01:52

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*blinks*  Maker's breath, is Oghren still back there?  It's been months.  Cabot!  Clean up after your damned murder knife escapades, will ya?

 

*drinks and mutters something unrepeatable about surface dwarfs*


#9560
Hair Serious Business
Posté 05 avril 2015 - 03:08

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*looks at the sitting quietly in the corner*

 

*Psst*  Hey, I know who you are.  Hail Sithis.

 

*drinks and ponders where to get a heart, skull, bones, flesh, candles, knife, and nightshade petals for, um, reasons*

You might bring dead corpse I hear Sithis has things for dead old ladies corpses.

I mean it more faster way to gain Sithis's favor lol


#9561
the Dame
Posté 05 avril 2015 - 04:07

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*wakes up somewhere in Skyhold*
*straightens her outfit and dashes to the tavern*

I'm late! I'm late!

**** this time difference! 


#9562
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Posté 05 avril 2015 - 04:13

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So I have a gigantic pile of tacos for the thread. Everything from carne asada, grilled fish to grilled veggies. 

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#9563
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 05 avril 2015 - 04:15

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Woohoo!  Alrighty pardner, let's hit the hoedown!

 

(btw, you're never late.  Lady's prerogative :) )

 

*scarfs down a veggie taco then grabs Dame's hand and rushes out the door to the awaiting carriage*

 


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#9564
the Dame
Posté 05 avril 2015 - 04:26

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:D Good!

 

Woohoo!  Alrighty pardner, let's hit the hoedown!

 

(btw, you're never late.  Lady's prerogative :) )

 

*scarfs down a veggie taco then grabs Dame's hand and rushes out the door to the awaiting carriage*

 

 

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#9565
the Dame
Posté 05 avril 2015 - 04:31

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I am a beautiful Russian Qunari babe... What? You can't prove anything!  :?

 

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No more scratching for you then.


#9566
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Posté 05 avril 2015 - 04:40

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Woohoo!  Alrighty pardner, let's hit the hoedown!

 

(btw, you're never late.  Lady's prerogative :) )

 

*scarfs down a veggie taco then grabs Dame's hand and rushes out the door to the awaiting carriage*

 

 

Damn. I was kinda hoping you'd get stood up so I could laugh, then support you like the good fBro that I am, buy you a drink and complain about wimminz and how evil they are.


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#9567
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Posté 05 avril 2015 - 04:47

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Paragon enters bar dragging a heavy sack.  

Cabot ......

Heaves sack on to counter.

..... see that IR gets that will you?  It's her arrow back and something else.  Yeah, I had it stuffed specially, in tribute to her marksmanship.  Later, man.

Leaves.

 

 

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For a second, I'd wondered if Voly and Dame had got it on... and made another baby. Then I read snoufleur.


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#9568
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 05 avril 2015 - 04:49

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:D Good!

 

 

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Oh baby, The Charleston!  thumbs_up_smiley.gif

 

Still, it -is- a hoedown, so I guess we have to do at least one squaredance :D

 

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Damn. I was kinda hoping you'd get stood up so I could laugh, then support you like the good fBro that I am, buy you a drink and complain about wimminz and how evil they are.

 

You are a true fbro, fbro!  *slaps her ass, fbro style* :D


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#9569
the Dame
Posté 05 avril 2015 - 04:52

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Damn. I was kinda hoping you'd get stood up so I could laugh, then support you like the good fBro that I am, buy you a drink and complain about wimminz and how evil they are.

 

Sorry to ruin your plans... Consider it as a small revenge for turning DQ in Sera appreciation thread...

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*returns to dancing*


#9570
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Posté 05 avril 2015 - 04:56

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Oh baby, The Charleston!  thumbs_up_smiley.gif

 

Still, it -is- a hoedown, so I guess we have to do at least one squaredance :D

 

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You are a true fbro, fbro!  *slaps her ass, fbro style* :D

 

Ew get away from my arse!!

 

We fist bump instead.

 

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Sorry to ruin your plans... Consider it as a small revenge for turning DQ in Sera appreciation thread...

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*returns to dancing*

 

Hey come on.. I forged an alliance. It's good for business!

 

Don't be so ignorant. ;) I made new fBros!!

 

Otherwise I'll have to bust out the...

 

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#9571
the Dame
Posté 05 avril 2015 - 05:14

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Oh baby, The Charleston!  thumbs_up_smiley.gif

 

Still, it -is- a hoedown, so I guess we have to do at least one squaredance :D

 

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Oh, okay! And that way they won't know we can't dance properly  B)

 

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Hey come on.. I forged an alliance. It's good for business!

 

Don't be so ignorant. ;) I made new fBros!!

 

Otherwise I'll have to bust out the...

 

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You do realize that your alliance is not about what I'm modestly expressing my... concern.  ;)


#9572
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 05 avril 2015 - 05:16

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Oh, okay! And that way they won't know we can't dance properly  B)

 

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You do realize that your alliance is not about what I'm modestly expressing my... concern.  ;)

 

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No. I do not. ;) But please do enlighten me!! :lol:


#9573
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 05 avril 2015 - 05:26

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*Roly suddenly comes to a halt and burst out laughing, then points out the trio of dancers off in the shadows to Dame*

 

Dame, look!  That's Paragon, Cullen, AND Michel!  Haha, that sly little vixen, good on her.

 

 

Oh, okay! And that way they won't know we can't dance properly  B)

 

Bah!  Let's show 'em what we can do!  TANGO!

 

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Ew get away from my arse!!

 

We fist bump instead.

 

:lol:  Twas just a sports type ass slap, Donk.

 

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Posté 05 avril 2015 - 05:32

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Paragon enters bar dragging a heavy sack.  

Cabot ......

Heaves sack on to counter.

..... see that IR gets that will you?  It's her arrow back and something else.  Yeah, I had it stuffed specially, in tribute to her marksmanship.  Later, man.

Leaves.

 

 

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Thanks, Paragon! It's amazing. I'll pick up your tab for this weekend, mate.

 

Damn. I was kinda hoping you'd get stood up so I could laugh, then support you like the good fBro that I am, buy you a drink and complain about wimminz and how evil they are.

Ha ha, me too! I was going to sabotage the whole thing, but the arrangements I made to miss the whole thing took me away. Oh well.


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#9575
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Posté 05 avril 2015 - 05:35

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Having a strange fixation/obsession-thingy for Jerome Flynn, the guy who portrays Bronn in GoT (Tyrion's faithful sellsword). 

don't know if it's his eyes, his voice, his overall demeanour or...something.


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