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[Lynroy: Final Edition]

 

I think the Solas ones are funnier, but this is still hilarious!

[Al Foley]

Happy birthday GD!

  I cannot help it, it popped into my head involuntary.  Just imagining Foley secretly sneaking into Cullen's quarters only to find Cullen in there already otherwise occupied with Paragon.  They both look up in shock to see Foley standing there.

 

Awkward!

 

*Ber lifts his face up from his cake, grabs it, runs over to Gold Dragon, and shoves the beast's face down in it*

 

Well motorboat that cake, my birthday buddy!  Come on, like ya mean it!

 

Thanks!

Why would this pop into your head?!  I was delivering a report.

[Donk]

Is that what they call it these days?

[Al Foley]

Is that what they call it these days?

Yes when the Commander needs a file on Orlesian troop movements, someone has to get it to him.  I did not know he was copulating with other members of the DQ at the time. 

[Donk]

How did you deliver the report? Orally?

[Al Foley]

How did you deliver the report? Orally?

I had a piece of paper. 

[Donk]

Lmao. You're either playing dumb or this is going completely over your head.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

*Beren comes careening in from treating himself to a movie (Foley, check your dq group thread in 10 minutes or so), checks his watch and notices he's already three minutes late, frantically gets into his shining armor, and heads out to the Templar tower for his date with Whatever #1*

 

*moments later, a soft glow appears atop the tower as Beren lights the pre-arranged firepit, and some mood music starts drifting down...*

 

 

*Krem stands right up on his chair and runs to the exit*

"BEREN, NO!  JUST... NO!  Berrrreennn, change that right now, for your sake and all of ours!"

 

*Off in the distance, a disturbing cackle erupts from the tower as Whatever changes the music to something she brought*

 

 

*Krem nods approvingly and heads back to his chair*

 

Maker, that boy is bad at this...

 

Relevent post is relevent and not just bragging: I'm going to archery tag for my birthday on saturday!!

  Hey, I'll be double your age for exactly five days.  Hope you have a great time!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QOlEO-lrbk

 

I think the Solas ones are funnier, but this is still hilarious!

BATTLEMENTS KISS AGENDA!  Sera didn't get this scene, only the males!

[Al Foley]

Lmao. You're either playing dumb or this is going completely over your head.

Or I'm ignoring your obvious attempt at inneundo because I do not want to think of Cullen that way.

[Al Foley]

I mean seriously how you guys could think I am some innocent at this point is beyond me.  

[Ashaantha]

HOME SWEET HOME!!!!!!

 

*throws self onto favourite bar stool and claims spot for eternity*

[Donk]

Or I'm ignoring your obvious attempt at inneundo because I do not want to think of Cullen that way.

The fact that you have to try not to think is telling

Embrace your desires!!

[Ashaantha]

so I tried to watch copacobana on youtube (had to go find a diff vid to be able to view) and it froze and crashed my internet. lesson learned, no more copacobana.. putting diamonds are a girl's best friend (Moulin rouge) on instead..

[Donk]

Welcome home Stormy.

[Ashaantha]

Welcome home Stormy.

 

YEAH!! *tackle hugs Donk* it's good to be home

[Donk]

So Adonkable.

[Ashaantha]

How is that adonkable, I tackle hug everyone!

[Donk]

I'm "disssapppppoint" I thought you would throw a mug at me so I could hit a home run.

[Inverse_Twilight]

Hey guys,

How is that adonkable, I tackle hug everyone!

Yep. And it's adonkable every time. 

[Ashaantha]

Well i can't do that when you expect it, maybe later

[Donk]

I think it's the Kyrrah avatar tbh. Anything she says becomes Adonkable

[Lady Luminous]

HOME SWEET HOME!!!!!!

*throws self onto favourite bar stool and claims spot for eternity*

Ash is back! Yay!! We missed you!

[Donk]

I want to steal those puppies.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

*A messenger nug comes up to Stormy and squeaks to get her attention.  A note is tied to his front hand.*

 

"Hey sis!  *hugs*  Welcome home.  Please affix a bottle of coconut oil and a box of animal crackers to the nug and send him back.  kthxbai."

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

BATTLEMENTS KISS AGENDA! Sera didn't get this scene, only the males!

I love how he keeps staring at her boobs. It seems neither Cullen nor Solas can resist Qunari boobs.