Dorian is playing baseball.
Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)
#96751
Posté 07 février 2016 - 11:01
- correctamundo et Paragonslustre aiment ceci
#96752
Posté 07 février 2016 - 11:01
Rose Leslie? Her name is Katherine Wynnick
and I'm only attracted to her in Viking form. Hot damn. I would violate her in ways she could never imagine.
I'm afraid I have no need for celebrity or pixel crushes any longer.
You also missed Cullen on that list.
It is? I recognize the name. I was throwing in Rose Leslie for other reasons. I mean.

Hot damn!
I thought you weren't going to make a Cullen joke. Also Cullen is not female and I am not sexually attracted to him so I would take Legratha over him.
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#96753
Posté 07 février 2016 - 11:03
*crawls out of her table fort*
I heard a Donk!!!
- Tragedienne of Heavens et Donk aiment ceci
#96754
Posté 07 février 2016 - 11:04
I'm thinking Foley is misspelling again. Isn't it Lagertha?
- Al Foley aime ceci
#96755
Posté 07 février 2016 - 11:07
Warrior woman?
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- Rel Fexive, Inverse_Twilight et Donk aiment ceci
#96756
Posté 07 février 2016 - 11:07
Dorian is playing baseball.
Andraste's phallus!
It is? I recognize the name. I was throwing in Rose Leslie for other reasons. I mean.
Hot damn!
I thought you weren't going to make a Cullen joke. Also Cullen is not female and I am not sexually attracted to him so I would take Legratha over him.
Keep telling yourself that. Eventually, you will believe it. ![]()
- correctamundo aime ceci
#96758
Posté 07 février 2016 - 11:09
I'm thinking Foley is misspelling again. Isn't it Lagertha?
I prefer the legs of wrath. ![]()
Warrior woman?
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Spoiler
What are you doing?! You will trigger her! *jumps out the window*
Andraste's phallus!
Keep telling yourself that. Eventually, you will believe it.
What that I am not sexually attracted to Cullen? I'm not.
You know it is kinda funny on this subject though but my taste in women seems to be as polar opposite as my taste in most things.
#96759
Posté 07 février 2016 - 11:10
Sup Stormy
Edit. I thought I'd better add the disclaimer that the Gif and greeting to Ash are unrelated
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#96760
Posté 07 février 2016 - 11:10
Have you ever run over a halla? They make a funny noise.
- Al Foley et Tragedienne of Heavens aiment ceci
#96761
Posté 07 février 2016 - 11:10
I prefer the legs of wrath.
What are you doing?! You will trigger her! *jumps out the window*
What that I am not sexually attracted to Cullen? I'm not.
You know it is kinda funny on this subject though but my taste in women seems to be as polar opposite as my taste in most things.
So you're attracted to intelligent women with class?
#96762
Posté 07 février 2016 - 11:10
Sup Stormy
Edit. I thought I'd better add the disclaimer that the Gif and greeting to Ash are unrelated
LIAR!!! bahahaha
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I was a little lost for words, admittedly.
#96763
Posté 07 février 2016 - 11:11
Have you ever run over a halla? They make a funny noise.
... Was gonna make a zoophilia joke at this. Thought I'd better not. Gotta keep it g rated in here.
- Serza aime ceci
#96764
Posté 07 février 2016 - 11:11
LIAR!!! bahahaha
I was a little lost for words, admittedly.
I'm dying.
#96765
Posté 07 février 2016 - 11:13
You gotta stop scaring me like that, now go find me a pic of a hot guy instead!
#96766
Posté 07 février 2016 - 11:13
Have you ever run over a halla? They make a funny noise.
Don't you remember your parents telling you about the Halla and Ghilan'nain? ![]()
#96767
Posté 07 février 2016 - 11:14
So you're attracted to intelligent women with class?
...oi... I do not...know...what to make of this.
Especially since its true.
Ahem. I am getting flustered.
#96768
Posté 07 février 2016 - 11:15
You gotta stop scaring me like that, now go find me a pic of a hot guy instead!
#96769
Posté 07 février 2016 - 11:15
Don't you remember your parents telling you about the Halla and Ghilan'nain?
It may have been mentioned. Not gonna stop me from running them over when they get in my way.
- Serza et Tragedienne of Heavens aiment ceci
#96770
Posté 07 février 2016 - 11:17
Spoiler
cookies for trying, but he just doesn't do it for me... needs dark hair...
- Lynroy: Final Edition aime ceci
#96771
Posté 07 février 2016 - 11:17
...oi... I do not...know...what to make of this.
Especially since its true.
Ahem. I am getting flustered.
Ew.
#96772
Posté 07 février 2016 - 11:19
It may have been mentioned. Not gonna stop me from running them over when they get in my way.
Well, if your parents didn't, the Keeper certainly did. I know because I fell asleep during that lecture, and had to ask someone else what the Keeper was talking about.
As for them getting in the way, Keeper's explanation for that never made much sense to me, either...
#96773
Posté 07 février 2016 - 11:20
Well, if your parents didn't, the Keeper certainly did. I know because I fell asleep during that lecture, and had to ask someone else what the Keeper was talking about.
I may have been out that day climbing trees and getting sticks in my hair.
- Paragonslustre aime ceci
#96774
Posté 07 février 2016 - 11:22
I may have been out that day climbing trees and getting sticks in my hair.
Ah... Then you heard about as much as I did from the Keeper that day. Hey, it's not my fault that I was stalking a deer through the forest the entire night.
#96775
Posté 07 février 2016 - 11:24
There were definitely better things to do than listen to old stories.





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