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[correctamundo]

...not exactly, no.

 

As far as I'm aware, firing straight and having a large magazine is not that important to women as firearm size and proper handling...

 

Proper handling is usually the key wording here.

[Serza]

Proper handling is usually the key wording here.

 

Well, yeah. Considering that size isn't an easy measure, as you're not gonna do a lot with an MMG in close quarters, proper handling becomes all the more important.

 

You can, however get away with clever linguistic skills...

[MilesUpShore]

Ash!!! Feel yourself re-tackled! I was having lunch.

[Duelist]

I....ah...I...*snort*. Again its just something that is very intimate to me. So when I see people do it I am like "Wow are they close or is it more casual for most people."

Meh, do it to every girl in a small radius at a night club and you'll hit the jackpot with at least one of them.*
It really isn't that big a thing.

*Or you'll draw the attention of her now angry boyfriend. This is where being able to fit a police description helps.

[Paragonslustre]

*Miss T's hatch opens briefly and a gauntlet goes flying through the air, smacking Krem in the head*

 

"Maker's breath, this is from a set of Templar armor.  AGH!  It has a hand in it!"

 

 

Searching for guys isn't exactly a skill set I excel at, so I hope this is acceptable for you.  Now come back out of from under the table fort.

 

 

 

*Paragon drops by, skids on a discarded, bloody Templar glove and slides to the bar, arms flailing*

Ta daaaaaa!!!!  Hey what's this?  *Picks up the glove*  Gross, it's got a hand in it *tosses it into the barrel of pickled onions behind the bar*  Wait ..... anyone seen Beren lately?

 

I need to do that too. For reasons nobody knows.

 

Or rather. I need Paragon to beat me with a stick.

 

You called?

 

Spoiler

HA!

Spoiler

Oh ...... alright

 

Spoiler

 

 

Dark haired men .....

 

Spoiler

 Gabriel Byrne

 

 

 

 

 

Spoiler

Gerard Butler

 

[Ashaantha]

Good night DQ!

 

 

Ash!!! Feel yourself re-tackled! I was having lunch.

 

*hugs*

[Paragonslustre]

Goodnight Stormy!  Hey Cabot, a mead and a bowl of pickled onions please.

[Al Foley]

Goodnight Stormy!  Hey Cabot, a mead and a bowl of pickled onions please.

*some appears*  

 

You always show up at the most awkward times.

[Donk]

*Paragon drops by, skids on a discarded, bloody Templar glove and slides to the bar, arms flailing*

Ta daaaaaa!!!!  Hey what's this?  *Picks up the glove*  Gross, it's got a hand in it *tosses it into the barrel of pickled onions behind the bar*  Wait ..... anyone seen Beren lately?

 

 

You called?

 

Spoiler

HA!

Spoiler

Oh ...... alright

 

Spoiler

 

 

Dark haired men .....

 

Spoiler

 Gabriel Byrne

 

 

 

 

 

Spoiler

Gerard Butler

 

 

LMAO. Cheers, needed that.

[Al Foley]

Now that that Farce of a Sport Football is almost over we can get on to the real manly men sport.  Baseball. 

[Serza]

Now that that Farce of a Sport Football is almost over we can get on to the real manly men sport.  Baseball. 

 

You misspelled airsoft.

[Paragonslustre]

*some appears*  

 

You always show up at the most awkward times.

 

I do?  Hey, these pickled onions are pink!  *shrugs and starts eating them - Lobs one at Donk and laughs when it boinks off her head*

[Al Foley]

I do?  Hey, these pickled onions are pink!  *shrugs and starts eating them - Lobs one at Donk and laughs when it boinks off her head*

Yeah I was talking about my oddness of not understanding hugging women around their waists and poof you show up.

[Paragonslustre]

Yeah I was talking about my oddness of not understanding hugging women around their waists and poof you show up.

 

Where do you hug them? - and don't say Texas or where ever it is you live    *Lobs a pickled onion at Miles and laughs as it boinks off him onto Serza*

[Duelist]

Now that that Farce of a Sport Football is almost over we can get on to the real manly men sport. Baseball.

You misspelled airsoft.

And you both misspelt rugby league.

[Al Foley]

Where do you hug them? - and don't say Texas or where ever it is you live    *Lobs a pickled onion at Miles and laughs as it boinks off him onto Serza*

Around their backs, shoulders. Maybe lower back if I am feeling especially ambitious. 

[Paragonslustre]

And you both misspelt rugby union.

 

 

fixed 

[Donk]

I do?  Hey, these pickled onions are pink!  *shrugs and starts eating them - Lobs one at Donk and laughs when it boinks off her head*

 

I'll be prepared for the next one.

 

*Busts out Andraste's phallus*

 

 

Yeah I was talking about my oddness of not understanding hugging women around their waists and poof you show up.

 

 

I'm leaving.. before I get banned.

[Al Foley]

I'll be prepared for the next one.

 

*Busts out Andraste's phallus*

 

 

 

 

I'm leaving.. before I get banned.

Night Donk.    I do love you, platonically speaking of course. 

[Paragonslustre]

I'll be prepared for the next one.

 

*Busts out Andraste's phallus*

 

 

 

 

I'm leaving.. before I get banned.

 

Wait!  Incoming *lobs a pickled onion*

[Duelist]

fixed

[Al Foley]

THough I don't know why sometimes with her constant insinuations about me and Cullen.  

 

Cullen: There there Foley, she will never understand the true bredth of our feelings for each other.  *Touches something*

 

Maker's breath! *Foley leaps up off his seat and hangs off the support beams, and begins hissing and spewing*

[Paragonslustre]

 

Husband used to play for his County - so maybe I'm a little biased!

[MilesUpShore]

Where do you hug them? - and don't say Texas or where ever it is you live    *Lobs a pickled onion at Miles and laughs as it boinks off him onto Serza*

 

*throws a random FO4 loot mug back in a very Ash way*

[Al Foley]

*throws a random FO4 loot mug back in a very Ash way*

So in other words, you throw like a girl?