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#9701
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Thank you!

I'm in the mood for "Siren’s Call;) 

 

Cabot! One Little Wolf and a Siren's Call for this beauty.  :)


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#9702
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Dancing?

 

...

 

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Wait. Has it stopped?

 

Well damn... I'll just be putting my magic mushie mush away and abort my little quest of spiking everybody's drink now. :whistle:

 

Fashionably late but a warm welcome to the new Disney Princess and our other guest.


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#9703
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Dancing?

 

...

 

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Wait. Has it stopped?

 

Well damn... I'll just be putting my magic mushie mush away and abort my little quest of spiking everybody's drink now. :whistle:

 

Fashionably late but a warm welcome to the new Disney Princess and our other guest.

 

You don't like dancing?



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Where were you to save me from the dancing?



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You don't like dancing?

 

Nope. Well... I wouldn't dance. I don't mind sitting and watching others make fools of themselves, though. ;)

 

 

Where were you to save me from the dancing?

 

Err... snuggling up to Poodle's mum while she was sleeping. :ph34r: Cause you know.. poodle's mum has got it going on!



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Where were you to save me from the dancing?

 

Probably with her Jigglypuff.  :whistle:

 

- Hey, mama hasn't been on yet either... I'm just piecing it all together.  :lol:


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#9707
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Nope. Well... I wouldn't dance. I don't mind sitting and watching others make fools of themselves, though. ;)

 

 

 

Err... snuggling up to Poodle's mum while she was sleeping. :ph34r: Cause you know.. poodle's mum has got it going on!

 

:lol: I was right!



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Probably with her Jigglypuff.  :whistle:

 

- Hey, mama hasn't been on yet either... I'm just piecing it all together.  :lol:

 

Good thinking!!

 

Wait. You better not of snuck in and spied on us!

 

I put rum in your warm milk for a reason. :whistle:

 

Yay got likes again!! I'm ashamed of how happy this makes me...



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Cabot! One Little Wolf and a Siren's Call for this beauty.  :)

 

:lol:

Thank you!

Cheers!

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Good thinking!!

 

Wait. You better not of snuck in and spied on us!

 

I put rum in your warm milk for a reason. :whistle:

 

Yay got likes again!! I'm ashamed of how happy this makes me...

 

Not at all. I don't need to see that... she's scarred me enough.



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:lol:

Thank you!

Cheers!

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Jeez Poodle.. you're really picking up the chicks in here. That virgin title will be scrapped soon... the Dread Virgin Slayer must have taught you many tricks while you were locked up in that virgin tower.


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#9712
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:lol:

Thank you!

Cheers!

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Bottoms up. *drinks*

 

*coughs* Wow. Ah man... that's gonna put hair on the chest. *small cough*



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Not at all. I don't need to see that... she's scarred me enough.

 

Err.. see what?

 

We didn't actually.. it was entirely innocent I swear! I just spooned her, is all. But I suppose watching your mum get spooned would be somewhat scarring..



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Err.. see what?

 

We didn't actually.. it was entirely innocent I swear! I just spooned her, is all. But I suppose watching your mum get spooned would be somewhat scarring..

 

Ah God! T.M.I. *covers ears* Lalalalala



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A recent acquisition, but Dread Pirate Rivaini has already taken quite a shine to the little scamp.  And by shine, I of course mean sex...

I had sex with whom?


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Ah God! T.M.I. *covers ears* Lalalalala

 

My bad.

 

*Gives you a Pokemon book titled Jigglypuff's Song*

 

Now go read this until mum wakes up.. it's a treat. It got me through many cold, lonely nights. Spent too much money on Kleenex tho. :ph34r:



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Nope. Well... I wouldn't dance. I don't mind sitting and watching others make fools of themselves, though. ;)

 

 

 

Err... snuggling up to Poodle's mum while she was sleeping. :ph34r: Cause you know.. poodle's mum has got it going on!

I thought the dancing was all done. Made the mistake of going in.... :crying: NO ONE SAVED ME!!


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#9718
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I had sex with whom?

 

Hey look it's the Dread Virgin Slayer!!

 

You forgot about your night with Poodle in the virgin tower?

 

Man that is just cold.

 

He is smitten.. hell, he even said he didn't mind your Miley Cyrus chicken-like hole cause you could do the twirl.



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I thought the dancing was all done. Made the mistake of going in.... :crying: NO ONE SAVED ME!!

 

Pfft I was gonna sabotage by spiking all their drinks with Vinmark mushie extract, but by the time I got here it was finished.



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Hey look it's the Dread Virgin Slayer!!

 

You forgot about your night with Poodle in the virgin tower?

 

Man that is just cold.

 

He is smitten.. hell, he even said he didn't mind your Miley Cyrus chicken-like hole cause you could do the twirl.

Oh... eh... of course I did not forget.

 

Yeah, that hole... actually it really was the Cyrus chicken. I needed to slip out for a bit... needed new elfroot spliffs and a bit elven glory for on the way. You know how it is, virgins or newly-ex-virgins are terribly boring.


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#9721
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Oh... eh... of course I did not forget.

 

Yeah, that hole... actually it really was the Cyrus chicken. I needed to slip out for a bit... needed new elfroot spliffs and a bit elven glory for on the way. You know how it is, virgins or newly-ex-virgins are terribly boring.

 

So, you shout out "ELVEN GLOOOORY" while you do it...?



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Oh... eh... of course I did not forget.

 

Yeah, that hole... actually it really was the Cyrus chicken. I needed to slip out for a bit... needed new elfroot spliffs and a bit elven glory for on the way. You know how it is, virgins or newly-ex-virgins are terribly boring.

 

LMAO!!!!!!

 

Gives a whole new meaning to "twerking".

 

Anyhow um..

 

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I thought the dancing was all done. Made the mistake of going in.... :crying: NO ONE SAVED ME!!

 

But you two looked so awkward and cute together!
 
 
Pss! Rivaini! I have some pics!... Wanna see?..

 

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#9724
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So, you shout out "ELVEN GLOOOORY" while you do it...?

I am not the one shouting it, Solas is! Every single time. Ask Iron Roy!

 

 

 

But you two looked so awkward and cute together!
 
 
Pss! Rivaini! I have some pics!... Wanna see?..

 

Spoiler

 

Muahaha, awesome! Would not have happened with the mighty mustache!

Oh, by the way, Iron Roy, I had to think of you:

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#9725
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Pfft I was gonna sabotage by spiking all their drinks with Vinmark mushie extract, but by the time I got here it was finished.

My other engagement had another engagement...

 

 

But you two looked so awkward and cute together!
 
 
Pss! Rivaini! I have some pics!... Wanna see?..

 

Spoiler

 

Not. Cool. Sis.
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So, you shout out "ELVEN GLOOOORY" while you do it...?

Who doesn't?


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