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#97401
Beerfish

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Careful, you'll give Serza wood.

 

 

 

Sad thing is, it's just normal. I came to this conclusion whilst playing a dating sim. I find it completely unrealistic that I have to wait an entire year to boink the college slattern and one wrong move, sticking up for her against her moronic ex boyfriend, determined that I would not be getting any.

You need to play more BioWare games then my dear. 

 

1st conversation of the game:

 

Player choices:  "Hey how ya doing?" or "Make them leave the party"

Choose "Hey how ya doing?"

Companion response: "I love you!  Lets have sex!  I will be moving into your quarters next tomorrow!"


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#97402
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*Foley plays with his bow and arrow* 

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Forgot to merge my mods before starting the game. That's a drink.



#97404
Al Foley

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You need to play more BioWare games then my dear. 

 

1st conversation of the game:

 

Player choices:  "Hey how ya doing?" or "Make them leave the party"

Choose "Hey how ya doing?"

Companion response: "I love you!  Lets have sex!  I will be moving into your quarters next tomorrow!"

Sounds familiar. 



#97405
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That. Was. Awesome!

#97406
Al Foley

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That. Was. Awesome!

What was???

 

Speaking of awesome.  Time for more B5 baby. :D



#97407
LightningPoodle

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Deadpool was awesome!
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#97408
Al Foley

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Deadpool was awesome!

I'll probably see it when it comes out on DVD or Netflix or someting. 



#97409
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Psst.

 

*Whispers in your ear*

 

Spoiler

 

I did not...!

 

Not.. all of them...

 

Careful, you'll give Serza wood.

 

That warning came too late.



#97410
Al Foley

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Vishante Kaffas! Someone hand me a stick to beat all these women off with.  *eyes the world wearily* 



#97411
Tragedienne of Heavens

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I wouldn't talk about beating women in an establishment full of them :/
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#97412
Al Foley

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I am conjuring in my minds eye more the image of my swinging wildly in vain trying to drive them back not actually making contact.  *sigh*.  Its also an expression.  In this case one of exasperation.  :lol:



#97413
LightningPoodle

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That is not an expression...
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#97414
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I wouldn't talk about beating women in an establishment full of them :/

 

Yeah, full of women and the only man currently around other than you is someone who considers himself a gentleman. With an AK.


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#97415
Al Foley

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Maybe not in England. 



#97416
LightningPoodle

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Maybe not in England.


Not in anywhere.

#97417
Al Foley

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Not in anywhere.

*shrugs* Whatever.  Its clearly not worth pursuing this line of conversation because it would devolve from here into a tennis match, and I do so hate those so.  



#97418
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It's all good.

We will just beat him. Tenfold. A hundredfold. ;)
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#97419
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For someone who wants to be a writer, you should really understand words and what they connotate in and out of sentence.

#97420
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I did not...!

 

Not.. all of them...

 

 

That warning came too late.

Give me back my screen shots! Some of those were private for DW eyes only. :ph34r:



#97421
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Give me back my screen shots! Some of those were private for DW eyes only. :ph34r:


What if he spoofed on them? Do you still want them back?

#97422
Al Foley

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It's all good.

We will just beat him. Tenfold. A hundredfold. ;)

 

*giggles for a good minute.*  

 

See.  

For someone who wants to be a writer, you should really understand words and what they connotate in and out of sentence.

*blinks*.  

 

A.  I can have a character use said expression if I so chose and have him be as unserious about actually beating women as I am.  I am not a fan of domestic abuse and given the people I usually crush on it would be very unwise for me to be a fan of such things considering most women I know can kick my ass.  

B. This is not a formal written work.  This is a forum, a thread in a forum, a thread in a forum masquerading as a bar.  

C. I find this really annoying that I should state A. around here given that you people should damn well know me better then this.  



#97423
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Existing or not, joking or not, that was plain distasteful.
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#97424
Al Foley

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Well then hit me, beat me, make me write bad checks. 



#97425
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This being a forum is no exception to the use of the right and wrong word. If you say one word that has a negative meaning, there is a good chance someone will find it offense or hurtful or otherwise will not be cool with it, regardless of your intention.