*drinks to the cullenwife* Grab his bottom!
She grabbed more than that.![]()
HER? Are you telling me that... thing... is a WOMAN?
Oh, Creators. Poor Cullen.
He doesn't seem to mind. In fact, he's quite enamored.
*drinks to the cullenwife* Grab his bottom!
She grabbed more than that.![]()
HER? Are you telling me that... thing... is a WOMAN?
Oh, Creators. Poor Cullen.
He doesn't seem to mind. In fact, he's quite enamored.
Guest_Donkson_*
Ahh the Watchmen.
Awesome movie..
*drinks to the cullenwife* Grab his bottom!
Goood!
What is he? The Alien?
No one wears anyones carcass to seduce me. Still vegan, sorry
Hear that Poodle?
It appears I've been false.. instead, you will have to wear this costume:

Guest_Donkson_*
Dear sweet jeebus why did I click that!?
Now you know how I felt when you showed me Tony Abort... ![]()
Goood!
What is he? The Alien?
No one wears anyones carcass to seduce me. Still vegan, sorry
You're Vegan. Awesome. I won't wear a carcass. Now can we have sex?
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Hey she could be Mildred Lavellan's twin!!!
I thought they were twins!
Dear sweet jeebus why did I click that!?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
It's just... it's a horror...
I know!
I regret nothing!
You're Vegan. Awesome. I won't wear a carcass. Now can we have sex?
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Smooth as always!
Smooth as always!
Always straight to the point. ![]()
You're Vegan. Awesome. I won't wear a carcass. Now can we have sex?
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Well, it was worth a shot.
Guest_Donkson_*
WOT.
I thought you tapped anything...
Always straight to the point.
Never a bad thing!
Ladies, Gentlemen.
May we hold a minute of silence for our brother in arms in the FriendZone.
You're Vegan. Awesome. I won't wear a carcass. Now can we have sex?
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Oh snap. REJECTED
WOT.
I thought you tapped anything...
Just not adorable puppies it seems. No problem. I'll move on... eventually. ![]()
*snip*
Uh oh, someone's mother is back. Act casual! ![]()
Guest_Donkson_*
Just not adorable puppies it seems. No problem. I'll move on... eventually.
Uh oh. Mummy is here!!
You better behave now.
Uh oh, someone's mother is back. Act casual!
*whisper*
Y'know, I wonder if she realizes she's never gonna be a grandmother at this rate...
Uh oh, someone's mother is back. Act casual!

*whisper*
Y'know, I wonder if she realizes she's never gonna be a grandmother at this rate...
ARGHHHHHHH! I dont want grand Childrens ! Ewwwwwwww

WOT.
I thought you tapped anything...
I already conquered the virgin. Why put my flag in conquered territory again? ![]()
Just not adorable puppies it seems. No problem. I'll move on... eventually.
Aww... just remember the good time we had. And remember, the chicken remains with you!

ARGHHHHHHH! I dont want grand Childrens ! Ewwwwwwww
Oh, snap!
*deploys smoke screen and withdraws*
Guest_Donkson_*
*whisper*
Y'know, I wonder if she realizes she's never gonna be a grandmother at this rate...
ARGHHHHHHH! I dont want grand Childrens ! Ewwwwwwww
Why do you think she's trying to keep him a virgin?
*whisper*
Y'know, I wonder if she realizes she's never gonna be a grandmother at this rate...
I don't think she--
ARGHHHHHHH! I dont want grand Childrens ! Ewwwwwwww
Well, there it is.
Guest_Donkson_*
I already conquered the virgin. Why put my flag in conquered territory again?
Aww... just remember the good time we had. And remember, the chicken remains with you!
Well ****... hope the chicken can't get pregnant. ![]()
Nice Try !
Run Weetley! RUN!
