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#98401
Al Foley

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For me, I can always rely on right. He knows how to get the job done. But left... well, left makes it feel like it's someone elses, y'know? :P

Isn't it supposed to feel like someone else? *rim shot*


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For me, I can always rely on right. He knows how to get the job done. But left... well, left makes it feel like it's someone elses, y'know? :P

 

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My left hand is more skilled so naturally, I use that one :ph34r:

 

 

Isn't it supposed to feel like someone else? *rim shot*

 

Oh dude, TMI. ;)


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Like, why can't I have casual sex with all the companions and other NPCs at Skyhold?


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#98404
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Who wants to do anyone else when you have the glory of Cassandra in the game?  :wub:  :wub:  :wub:



#98405
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Because you could have more than just Cassandra. The more the merrier.


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Who wants to do anyone else when you have the glory of Cassandra in the game?  :wub:  :wub:  :wub:

 

Because I'm not sexually attracted to men.


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#98407
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Lies.  You do that and you spread yourself too thin.  Like butter spread over too much bread. 



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Because I'm not sexually attracted to men.

Well...neither am I. 



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Lies.  You do that and you spread yourself too thin.  Like butter spread over too much bread. 

 

I don't want to bang everything that moves. I JUST WANT TWO. TWO. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

 

 

Well...neither am I. 

 

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Lies.  You do that and you spread yourself too thin.  Like butter spread over too much bread. 

I am so tempted to make a really dirty comment here, but I shall refrain and take an extra swig of Dr Pepper instead. xD


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I don't want to bang everything that moves. I JUST WANT TWO. TWO. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

 

 

 

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In my experience it is.  When woman A. finds out you are crushing on Woman B. be they fictional, celebrity, or real, they tend to get jealous.   :lol:

 

....I do not know what that gif is implying. 



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I am so tempted to make a really dirty comment here, but I shall refrain and take an extra swig of Dr Pepper instead. xD

But I had it set up for you so perfectly!  At least I didn't say 'butter spread over too much muffin'. *snort*



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I like a bit of crumpet. I'm going to have some. Toasted. For breakfast.
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I like a bit of crumpet. I'm going to have some. Toasted. For breakfast.

*wonders what toasted means in this case* 



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*wonders what toasted means in this case*


Keep wondering.

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Maybe it's a racial preference.


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Maybe it's a racial preference.

 

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Lmao. I actually thought twice about posting that. But I didn't mean anything bad by it.. so what? People have tastes. I certainly do :ph34r:


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#98419
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Me three.  *drinks to his bad tastes* 



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Damn... It's the party with Triss... Why is she so damn irresistable?! Must... not succumb.

 

- Witcher 3 (For context purposes).

 

I've just been through that!  :P This scene is so cliche it's endearing

 

Can't help it but I'm a deep roads fan. Then there is the hordemarch cut-scene as well =)

 

Totally my favourite place too


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#98421
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Well, that was the first time I remember Alistair not helping me in a fight. Morrigan was the one to save my ass. Finally made it to the Deep Roads and I want to leave already...



#98422
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Lmao. I actually thought twice about posting that. But I didn't mean anything bad by it.. so what? People have tastes. I certainly do :ph34r:


I think we, at least, can recognise it was intended as a joke. And even so, as you say - preference does not automatically equal some kind of -ism. I always say, attractive is as attractive does. Which is an odd bit of paraphrasing, I'll grant you.
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#98423
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I've just been through that!  :P This scene is so cliche it's endearing

 

 

Totally my favourite place too

I like the butt morse code.  "OOh they are sending a message" "What does it say?" *spells it out* "Oh maybe its a code!"


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I've just been through that!  :P This scene is so cliche it's endearing

 

I'm a bit of a sucker for romantic cliches.


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I think we, at least, can recognise it was intended as a joke. And even so, as you say - preference does not automatically equal some kind of -ism. I always say, attractive is as attractive does. Which is an odd bit of paraphrasing, I'll grant you.

Exactly just because I love humans dosen't mean I can't like dogs too...wait.