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#9876
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Then... we're all doomed!!

 

I think we saw the result a few pages ago..

Spoiler



#9877
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I think we saw the result a few pages ago..

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Hey now! CullenWife finds that offense.



#9878
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*downs fifth shot* She... she took my heart *hic* and she just... she just... crushed it! Into tiny little *hic* pieces! *downs sixth shot*



#9879
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*downs fifth shot* She... she took my heart *hic* and she just... she just... crushed it! Into tiny little *hic* pieces! *downs sixth shot*

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#9880
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I'm officially OOL which can only mean one thing:

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#9881
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Hey now! CullenWife finds that offense.

Sorry.. the alcohol

I edited it.. *drinks*



#9882
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Sorry.. the alcohol

I edited it.. *drinks*

She is the Inquisitor...



#9883
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*downs fifth shot* She... she took my heart *hic* and she just... she just... crushed it! Into tiny little *hic* pieces! *downs sixth shot*

 

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You still on about the Virgin Slayer?

 

Time to move on, mate. ;) Unless... you get yourself a cucumber outfit.



#9884
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She is the Inquisitor...

Now I am officially confused



#9885
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I think we saw the result a few pages ago..

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I'd **** that.



#9886
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*falls off of stall* What do I do? How... how do I... *throws up* Ugh... I. *slumps back into puddle of vomit*



#9887
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Now I am officially confused

So am I.... CullenWife is the Inquisitor so I have no idea who the Inquisitor of Cullen's Wife is....


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*falls off of stall* What do I do? How... how do I... *throws up* Ugh... I. *slumps back into puddle of vomit*

 

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#9889
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Kill her father.  That'll make her chase you.

 

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#9890
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You still on about the Virgin Slayer?

 

Time to move on, mate. ;) Unless... you get yourself a cucumber outfit.

 

She don't want me! She... the bi... bit... *hic* *tries to stand up* Can I borrow your outfit? Do you think that would work!?



#9891
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-snip-

 

WHY!?



#9892
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Kill her father.  That'll make her chase you.

 

*[disgusted noise]*

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too early/late/whatever for stupid puns.



#9893
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So am I.... CullenWife is the Inquisitor so I have no idea who the Inquisitor of Cullen's Wife is....

Inquisitorception .. I guess that has to be it



#9894
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Inquisitorception .. I guess that has to be it

Mind=blown


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#9895
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Hey, donk.  Your book is crap.  Reading it for tips on how to follow up my wonderfully successful first date with Madame Dame and it  says I should, and I quote, "buy her edible underwear and a glow in the dark ******."  I don't know what kind of woman this book is meant for, but given this advice and the suggested pick up lines, I think I am gonna just wing it from here on out, or ask Paragon.

 

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*drinks to book burnings*

 

EDIT:  That is censored??  Gimme a D, gimme a I, gimme a L, gimme another D, gimme an O!



#9896
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WHY!?

 

 

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Words cannot describe how many tears are falling from my eyes, or how much pain my ribs are experiencing right now.

 

Now, mind bleach:

 

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#9897
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too early/late/whatever for stupid puns.

 

Hey, I'm just trying to save us 15% on bar insurance by partnering with PUNQuisition!



#9898
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Hey, donk.  Your book is crap.  Reading it for tips on how to follow up my wonderfully successful first date with Madame Dame and it  says I should, and I quote, "buy her edible underwear and a glow in the dark ******."  I don't know what kind of woman this book is meant for, but given this advice and the suggested pick up lines, I think I am gonna just wing it from here on out, or ask Paragon.

 

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*drinks to book burnings*

 

I'M OFFENDED.

 

WE'RE NOT FBROS ANYMORE.

 

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#9899
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Hey, I'm just trying to save us 15% on bar insurance by partnering with PUNQuisition!

Stop. Right. There. We do NOT partner with other threads. We allow everyone to drink here. We will not be tied down.



#9900
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Words cannot describe how many tears are falling from my eyes, or how much pain my ribs are experiencing right now.

 

Now, mind bleach:

 

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