Then... we're all doomed!!
I think we saw the result a few pages ago..
Then... we're all doomed!!
I think we saw the result a few pages ago..
I think we saw the result a few pages ago..
Spoiler
Hey now! CullenWife finds that offense.
*downs fifth shot* She... she took my heart *hic* and she just... she just... crushed it! Into tiny little *hic* pieces! *downs sixth shot*
*downs fifth shot* She... she took my heart *hic* and she just... she just... crushed it! Into tiny little *hic* pieces! *downs sixth shot*

Hey now! CullenWife finds that offense.
Sorry.. the alcohol
I edited it.. *drinks*
Sorry.. the alcohol
I edited it.. *drinks*
She is the Inquisitor...
Guest_Donkson_*
*downs fifth shot* She... she took my heart *hic* and she just... she just... crushed it! Into tiny little *hic* pieces! *downs sixth shot*

You still on about the Virgin Slayer?
Time to move on, mate.
Unless... you get yourself a cucumber outfit.
She is the Inquisitor...
Now I am officially confused
Guest_Donkson_*
I think we saw the result a few pages ago..
Spoiler
I'd **** that.
*falls off of stall* What do I do? How... how do I... *throws up* Ugh... I. *slumps back into puddle of vomit*
Now I am officially confused
So am I.... CullenWife is the Inquisitor so I have no idea who the Inquisitor of Cullen's Wife is....
Guest_Donkson_*
*falls off of stall* What do I do? How... how do I... *throws up* Ugh... I. *slumps back into puddle of vomit*

Guest_Roly Voly_*
Kill her father. That'll make her chase you.

You still on about the Virgin Slayer?
Time to move on, mate.
Unless... you get yourself a cucumber outfit.
She don't want me! She... the bi... bit... *hic* *tries to stand up* Can I borrow your outfit? Do you think that would work!?
-snip-
WHY!?
Kill her father. That'll make her chase you.
*[disgusted noise]*

too early/late/whatever for stupid puns.
So am I.... CullenWife is the Inquisitor so I have no idea who the Inquisitor of Cullen's Wife is....
Inquisitorception .. I guess that has to be it
Inquisitorception .. I guess that has to be it
Mind=blown
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Hey, donk. Your book is crap. Reading it for tips on how to follow up my wonderfully successful first date with Madame Dame and it says I should, and I quote, "buy her edible underwear and a glow in the dark ******." I don't know what kind of woman this book is meant for, but given this advice and the suggested pick up lines, I think I am gonna just wing it from here on out, or ask Paragon.

*drinks to book burnings*
EDIT: That is censored?? Gimme a D, gimme a I, gimme a L, gimme another D, gimme an O!
Guest_Donkson_*
WHY!?

Words cannot describe how many tears are falling from my eyes, or how much pain my ribs are experiencing right now.
Now, mind bleach:

Guest_Roly Voly_*
too early/late/whatever for stupid puns.
Hey, I'm just trying to save us 15% on bar insurance by partnering with PUNQuisition!
Guest_Donkson_*
Hey, donk. Your book is crap. Reading it for tips on how to follow up my wonderfully successful first date with Madame Dame and it says I should, and I quote, "buy her edible underwear and a glow in the dark ******." I don't know what kind of woman this book is meant for, but given this advice and the suggested pick up lines, I think I am gonna just wing it from here on out, or ask Paragon.
*drinks to book burnings*
I'M OFFENDED.
WE'RE NOT FBROS ANYMORE.

Hey, I'm just trying to save us 15% on bar insurance by partnering with PUNQuisition!
Stop. Right. There. We do NOT partner with other threads. We allow everyone to drink here. We will not be tied down.
Words cannot describe how many tears are falling from my eyes, or how much pain my ribs are experiencing right now.
Now, mind bleach:
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