113758 réponses à ce sujet

[the Dame]

Hate being OOL...

Big post, sorry..

 

Hey, donk.  Your book is crap.  Reading it for tips on how to follow up my wonderfully successful first date with Madame Dame and it  says I should, and I quote, "buy her edible underwear and a glow in the dark ******."  I don't know what kind of woman this book is meant for, but given this advice and the suggested pick up lines, I think I am gonna just wing it from here on out, or ask Paragon.

 

snip

 

*drinks to book burnings*

 

EDIT:  That is censored??  Gimme a D, gimme a I, gimme a L, gimme another D, gimme an O!

 

Maker!

I didn't even realize until this confession that I was in such danger...

Paragon, please, hear my plea! Come back!

 

So it's my fault he read your book, tried to use the information within to get further with The Dame, decided it wasn't working and chucked it into a fire?

Damn, I am WAY more manipulative than I ever gave myself credit for.

I didn't know I could make him do that without even doing anything.

 

This reminded me how some people describe a president of my country: he is almighty and omnipresent and everything is his fault..

 

Wrong, pretty sure Dame wasn't too impressed.. And poor Voly, he was the only male there.

Yes, and then she was filled with great shame and regret.. and wished I was here to rescue the sad state the DQ had fallen in.

 

 

I was concerned that it will be too boring for other DQ members, who don't share my affection for certain characters... I could never regret Alistair's gifs

 

But it would be the perfect time to make it up to Rivaini. Why would you deny me this? 

Sounds great! Perfect opportunity to indulge my... perversions... 

 

You, Pup, sabotaged yourself.. Sometimes, silence is gold...

 

The Dame joined in willingly. I remember the Alistair gifs, the confessions.

 

I'm very-very willing..

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

OOL still so this moustache is not able to spread her love.

I was concerned that it will be too boring for other DQ members, who don't share my affection for certain characters... I could never regret Alistair's gifs

 

I'm very-very willing..

More Al gifs! Oh man, I remember staying up so late that day. Good times.

[LightningPoodle]

You, Pup, sabotaged yourself.. Sometimes, silence is gold...

 

*sniffles* I know...   I need a hug.

 

[AlexiaRevan]

*sniffles* I know...   I need a hug.

 

Sure..come to MAMA! 

 

I give tha best Hugs! 

 

[AlexiaRevan]

That is... hot.

 

Can I have a hug?

Why do ya have to ruin it ?? *facepalm* 

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Get a room already.

[AlexiaRevan]

Why do you have to be so damn woof?

 

Especially when you keep face-palming like that...

Butt out of my Mommy Moment!! ya ruining Momzilla !! 

[AlexiaRevan]

Get a room already.

We already have one............but TeeTee is a Public Horny 

[LightningPoodle]

Sure..come to MAMA! 

 

I give tha best Hugs! 

 

 

[AlexiaRevan]

What she said.

 

Though.. since this is a chaste fling whatever you wanna label it, all we do is lay on the couch, cuddling, watching Little House on the Prairie while I put a chastity belt over my boxers.

Ya forgot to mention...ya going like Nirvana..so much dripping   

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Bigot wearing a chastity belt? WHAT!? I have the perverse urge to get pictures.

[LightningPoodle]

Watching Freddy Got Fingered...

 

... Why does he grab a horses erection? *shakes head*

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Watching Freddy Got Fingered...

 

... Why does he grab a horses erection? *shakes head*

[LightningPoodle]

 

That was my reaction.

[LightningPoodle]

LOL oops... I forgot about that, to be honest.

 

Yeah, thanks...

[AlexiaRevan]

Watching Freddy Got Fingered...

 

... Why does he grab a horses erection? *shakes head*

[the Dame]

OOL still so this moustache is not able to spread her love.

More Al gifs! Oh man, I remember staying up so late that day. Good times.

 

Yeah..

 

 

Uh, keep it cool, dame! Danger of entering fangirling mode.

 

 

Oh you're in danger alright.

 

snip

 

Oh are you talking about Putin?

I like him.. he made Tony Abort look like pathetic fuckstick that he truly is!!

 

Please... no slumber parties!! Wait till I take my leave. Jeez.

 

Yup, him. We had worse rulers.. He's only human, I won't say that he's impeccable, but to claim that he is at fault for everything.. And I'm done with dragging politics here. Let's just drink! 

 

*sniffles* I know...   I need a hug.

 

snip puppy

 

...breathe, dame, just breathe!... He's manipulating... 

[LightningPoodle]

-snip-

 

Yeah but not for horse penis. I prefer pirates.