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#76
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Drink every time someone compares DAI to an MMO.

We can also simultaneously play Need For Speed then call it a GTA game because both allow you to drive and customize cars in a city.

DAI is copying zelda because you can use a long sword! 



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Just remember that Inky would be LINK in that comparison, not Zelda.  I guess Zelda is Cory??



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Just remember that Inky would be LINK in that comparison, not Zelda.  I guess Zelda is Cory??

Lets save zelda cory at the floating castke in the sky!


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Lets save zelda cory at the floating castke in the sky!


Fk I hope Nintendo doesn't sue for copyright.

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Fk I hope Nintendo doesn't sue for copyright.

Knowing nintendo they probably will.


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Lmao

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Lmao

Hey where talking about a company who just now allowed youtubers to broadcast their games. If I didn't get that wrong I atleast know that alot of youtubers have had problems with them.



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I might have missed if someone else mentioned these when I was skimming through this thread, but here's a few that came to mind.

 

Take a shot when someone complains about PC controls.
Take two more shots when someone suggests plugging in a controller and using that instead.

 

Take a shot when

-Someone complains that "clearly no one did QA on this game"

-Someone says a minor bug (like a codex entry not representing their warden/hawke properly) makes the game "Completely Unplayable"

-Someone complains we don't have single player DLC yet.

-Someone mentions that Arcane Warrior/Knight Enchanter is OP

-Someone complains about banter not firing.

-Someone complains that Multiplayer stole resources from Single Player.


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I might have missed if someone else mentioned these when I was skimming through this thread, but here's a few that came to mind.

 

Take a shot when someone complains about PC controls.
Take two more shots when someone suggests plugging in a controller and using that instead.

 

Take a shot when

-Someone complains that "clearly no one did QA on this game"

-Someone says a minor bug (like a codex entry not representing their warden/hawke properly) makes the game "Completely Unplayable"

-Someone complains we don't have single player DLC yet.

-Someone mentions that Arcane Warrior/Knight Enchanter is OP

-Someone complains about banter not firing.

-Someone complains that Multiplayer stole resources from Single Player.

 

I don't think there's enough liquor in my house for all this.


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#85
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I don't think there's enough liquor in my house for all this.

I don't think the liquor store by my house has enough liquor for this. XD


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I don't think the liquor store by my house has enough liquor for this. XD

I'm thinking maybe a roadtrip to germany for this.


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*reads thread*

 

I think I'll pass. I don't want to spend the next six months permanently drunk... :P

 

Now where is that bottle of Dragon P*ss...

 

(man, the words they censor these days. The speech police is out in strength to protect against the abominable expressions that wouldn't even shock a six-year-old. *scoffs*)


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(Not a rule, but I wonder why the forums censor words that appear in the game. If it's too offensive to hear those words on the forum, you'd think they wouldn't be in the game, either. OK, I understand keeping hateful or degrading words off the boards - and out of the game! - but casual references to waste elimination lost their shock value long ago, if they ever had any.)


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I'm thinking maybe a roadtrip to germany for this.

Don't drink and drive!

 

And yep, we germans seldom run out of liquor ;)



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Don't drink and drive!

 

And yep, we germans seldom run out of liquor ;)

Thats why we(swedes) go over to yout lovely country. Nothing like cheap beer and kind people imo. Also you guys have an awesome punkrock scene.


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Thats why we(swedes) go over to yout lovely country. Nothing like cheap beer and kind people imo. Also you guys have an awesome punkrock scene.

I wouldn't go for 'lovely' and 'kind', but the rest... yep ;)

 

Topic: 'Give me a wolf hunt / continue the Solas romance'


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#92
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Yes, yes, yes!!

 

My sig was Sera freaking out in the fade... got deleted.

 

Got a warning point for saying a couple of words that aren't even profanity or swearing...

 

"T*ts" gets censored...

 

And LOL ravenesse! You beat me to it.


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#93
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Wondered about that censoring, too. Found out recently that 'pissbag' works.

 

Honourable, just imagine my raised thumb. I'm out ;)


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#94
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I wouldn't go for 'lovely' and 'kind', but the rest... yep ;)

 

Topic: 'Give me a wolf hunt / continue the Solas romance'

Try living in a cold sjw stronghold.



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LOL.

 

I live in a hot SJW stronghold... Dunno what's worse. :lol:

 

Oooh... "SJW threads" (if not mentioned already)

 

You must drink an entire bottle to put up with the crap.



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Try living in a cold sjw stronghold.

I kind of do. It's called Skyhold ;)



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LOL.

 

I live in a hot SJW stronghold... Dunno what's worse. :lol:

 

Oooh... "SJW threads" (if not mentioned already)

 

You must drink an entire bottle to put up with the crap.

I have to drink to even put up with some of the politicians here. One of them suggested taxing men more than women because dicks.


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#98
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I kind of do. It's called Skyhold ;)

hahah but imagine that in real life but with more actual weridness. Some daycares are forcing the kids to play sjw games because their natural games invovles gender or something like that.



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I have to drink to even put up with some of the politicians here. One of them suggested taxing men more than women because dicks.

Great, now I spilled my drink :(

And what about boobies? Aren't they worth more? Just due to weight alone? Not that I have anything against 'dick tax' :D

 

Drink for 'girls only romance, guys only combat'



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LOL yeah... "It's unrealistic for females to fight".. gotta admit though, haven't see one of those in a while. ;)