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#100051
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Ah Bann Teagan, at last. I challenge you to a duel of swords for disrespecting my honor. If not for my honor than for dishonoring the royal court for your atrocious custom you are wearing.

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I figure that's got to be the Ferelden version of the Nutcracker look, right?  Has to be the stupid costume the diplomats force you to wear when you represent Ferelden.

 

Like I've said, I haven't played Trespasser, but I heard Teagan was a jerk. I wonder if it was too hard for them to make different versions of him. It makes sense if he had a chip on his shoulder, if all he ever experienced from "heroes" was a Warden who abandoned Redcliffe. But how many people actually play that way? I find it hard personally.

 

From the perspective of a player with a properly heroic Warden, I understand Teagan's stance completely.  If somehow the HoF had been Inquisitor, he could say "yeah, I know the Hero Of Ferelden from back in the Blight, I know I can trust the Warden not to invade Ferelden with their private army".  But he doesn't know the Inquisitor personally at all, so all he has to go on is rumour and Inky's actions - plus those dubious Orlesian connections.  In that context it makes perfect sense for him (and Ferelden) to distrust the Inquisition.

 

For me, there's one moment where I would have dearly loved to have the opportunity for my Inky to speak up, and that's when Teagan says something to the effect of "...and the Inquisition needs to stop thinking of itself as the solution to every problem!"  I wanted to be able to say something like "Where have you been for the last five years?  Or even the last few days?  We closed the Breach, defeated the forces of a Darkspawn Magister, resolved the Mage-Templar war, settled the Orlesian civil war, protected everyone in Thedas from terrible foes and saved every ruler from here to Minrathous from a horrible flame-y death.  Do you think any of you would still be here without us?"


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#100052
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416? Did he get an Umarex, VFC, or something or is it the DBoys plastic thing?

 

It's not plastic. It's metal. Don't know anything else about it.



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I figure that's got to be the Ferelden version of the Nutcracker look, right?  Has to be the stupid costume the diplomats force you to wear when you represent Ferelden.

 

 

From the perspective of a player with a properly heroic Warden, I understand Teagan's stance completely.  If somehow the HoF had been Inquisitor, he could say "yeah, I know the Hero Of Ferelden from back in the Blight, I know I can trust the Warden not to invade Ferelden with their private army".  But he doesn't know the Inquisitor personally at all, so all he has to go on is rumour and Inky's actions - plus those dubious Orlesian connections.  In that context it makes perfect sense for him (and Ferelden) to distrust the Inquisition.

 

For me, there's one moment where I would have dearly loved to have the opportunity for my Inky to speak up, and that's when Teagan says something to the effect of "...and the Inquisition needs to stop thinking of itself as the solution to every problem!"  I wanted to be able to say something like "Where have you been for the last five years?  Or even the last few days?  We closed the Breach, defeated the forces of a Darkspawn Magister, resolved the Mage-Templar war, settled the Orlesian civil war, protected everyone in Thedas from terrible foes and saved every ruler from here to Minrathous from a horrible flame-y death.  Do you think any of you would still be here without us?"

 

Well like I said, I haven't even played. So maybe I should hold off.. It's just what I heard made him sound unreasonable. I suppose what he says about foreign forces makes sense though.

 

Well, at least for many Inquisitors. I still play a Chantry leaning Inquisition, so he should have no qualms about it. Ferelden isn't just his fur wearing Dog Lord backwater. It's the home of Andraste. I would tell him that takes precedence and he can back off with all of his petty concerns about "Orlais". They and Ferelden mean nothing in the bigger scheme of things.



#100054
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Hmm.   Silly regionalist accent fascists.



#100055
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I figure that's got to be the Ferelden version of the Nutcracker look, right?  Has to be the stupid costume the diplomats force you to wear when you represent Ferelden.

 

 

From the perspective of a player with a properly heroic Warden, I understand Teagan's stance completely.  If somehow the HoF had been Inquisitor, he could say "yeah, I know the Hero Of Ferelden from back in the Blight, I know I can trust the Warden not to invade Ferelden with their private army".  But he doesn't know the Inquisitor personally at all, so all he has to go on is rumour and Inky's actions - plus those dubious Orlesian connections.  In that context it makes perfect sense for him (and Ferelden) to distrust the Inquisition.

 

For me, there's one moment where I would have dearly loved to have the opportunity for my Inky to speak up, and that's when Teagan says something to the effect of "...and the Inquisition needs to stop thinking of itself as the solution to every problem!"  I wanted to be able to say something like "Where have you been for the last five years?  Or even the last few days?  We closed the Breach, defeated the forces of a Darkspawn Magister, resolved the Mage-Templar war, settled the Orlesian civil war, protected everyone in Thedas from terrible foes and saved every ruler from here to Minrathous from a horrible flame-y death.  Do you think any of you would still be here without us?"

Ungrateful bastard. Who took back Redcliff while he was hiding underneath the queen's skirt? He's crying about us holding on to a castle in Ferelden territory, well I think that is payment for retaking Redcliff for him.



#100056
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Decided to get the Lateral Thinker achievement. http://dragonage.wik...Lateral_Thinker

Since my Inky likes the electrical staffs, I find the Heart of Pride staff to be kick ass. Its a staff on speed. Too bad you can't get that much earlier in the game instead at the end.



#100057
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It's not plastic. It's metal. Don't know anything else about it.

 

Well, that probably means it's not a DBoys. Haven't seen an HK416 from them that wasn't plastic.



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I can only truly understand him if the Inquisitor is a Qunari. :P

 

Because really, the player who is doing that is just being smug for merely existing.



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I figure that's got to be the Ferelden version of the Nutcracker look, right?  Has to be the stupid costume the diplomats force you to wear when you represent Ferelden.

I don't know, I followed a guy in Val Royeaux that was wearing that. I'm pretty sure Teagan mugged the guy and took his clothes.


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#100060
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AM I TOO LATE FOR THE 4K PAGES CELEBRATION?! D":


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AM I TOO LATE FOR THE 4K PAGES CELEBRATION?! D":

Llama!! You're fashionable late this time. Court approval +10


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#100062
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I don't know, I followed a guy in Val Royeaux that was wearing that. I'm pretty sure Teagan mugged the guy and took his clothes.

Maybe that guy was a diplomat too.

Or.... maybe that guy was the real Teagan and the one in Trespasser was a imposter! :o
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#100063
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I chalk it up to the Blight. Poor bastard can't even afford his own hat.


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#100064
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Maybe that guy was a diplomat too.

Or.... maybe that guy was the real Teagan and the one in Trespasser was a imposter! :o

HOLY ****! Illuminati confirmed.


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#100065
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Another game comes to an end.

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Another game comes to an end.
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You picked the best friend ;)
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#100067
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I love Sera, even if I don't know anything about the romance.

 

Kind of hate the Dalish tbh... I don't even play my Dalish warden as a true Dalish.



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Been an annoying day trying to figure out how to contact people for customer support. I need a drink.

 

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#100069
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My mum seems to have just given up recently. Said we could get a dog. Now rifles. Where does it end?! :lol:

 

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#100070
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Llama!! You're fashionable late this time. Court approval +10

 

Oh deary me, I don't like being fashionably late! Have a cake as an apology:

 

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#100071
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*drinks*

 

*goes to sleep*



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Morning :ph34r:

 

 

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#100073
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More treats to lessen the blows that Monday may give.

 

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#100074
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Oooh cake.

 

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Seems things were quiet here during the weekend. Oh well i'm here now so lets get the party started again :P


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More treats to lessen the blows that Monday may give.

 

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PIE!!!!!!!!


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