Guest_Donkson_*
It has many TeTas ! ya cant deliver That!
Oh but I can deliver other things. 
Things that your keyboard could never give you... you know, I can cuddle you in my arms while we watch Little House on the Prairie..
That butt...
This is why I missed you Cherry xD
Oh God...I can't unsee this lol
Oh jeez.. she shows up and you're in here like a sick puppy dog!!! Just **** already.
Oh jeez.. she shows up and you're in here like a sick puppy dog!!! Just **** already.
You think I don't want...but I'm no Corypheus or T.O.P...Cherry only wants to bang those two...oh she also has some weird fetish for Pyramid head from SH...among other freaks on list...still on another words I'm not on list so I need to get drunk in my pain because Cherry senpai will never notice me Q.Q
You think I don't want...but I'm no Corypheus or T.O.P...Cherry only wants to bang those two...oh she also has some weird fetish for Pyramid head from SH...among other freaks on list...still on another words I'm not on list so I need to get drunk in my pain because Cherry senpai will never notice me Q.Q
I know how you feel. 
Can I join you for a drink or twelve?
I know how you feel.
I think I will need to drink entire tavern to ease my pain TT_____TT
Guest_Donkson_*
I know how you feel.
I think I will need to drink entire tavern to ease my pain TT_____TT
Oh come on!!
A slumber party is one thing...
But I strictly forbid any of this sappy emo ****!! If anybody should be complaining it's me.. I'm a rabid horndog infatuated with a chaste woman.. so NO.
We will not be
I think I will need to drink entire tavern to ease my pain TT_____TT
Well let's start with absinthe and we'll take it from there. I need to drown my sorrows...
Oh come on!!
A slumber party is one thing...
But I strictly forbid any of this sappy emo ****!! If anybody should be complaining it's me.. I'm a rabid horndog infatuated with a chaste woman.. so NO.
We will not be
-snip-
I'm infatuated with a pirate woman who used and abused me...
Oh come on!!
A slumber party is one thing...
But I strictly forbid any of this sappy emo ****!! If anybody should be complaining it's me.. I'm a rabid horndog infatuated with a chaste woman.. so NO.
We will not be
emo are cool !!! Now run for the Hills! 
You think I don't want...but I'm no Corypheus or T.O.P...Cherry only wants to bang those two...oh she also has some weird fetish for Pyramid head from SH...among other freaks on list...still on another words I'm not on list so I need to get drunk in my pain because Cherry senpai will never notice me Q.Q
Guest_Donkson_*
I'm infatuated with a pirate woman who used and abused me...
Well.. at least you got some!! Even if you were used and abused.. tossed aside to the point where you ended up ****** a chicken instead of her..
emo are cool !!! Now run for the Hills!
Not a chance.
Instead I will adapt.
So um... I hate my life so much right now. The woman of my dreams makes me wear a chastity belt. She accuses me of being a pervert even if I'm not.. never mind the fact that I'm rarely NOT a pervert, but anyway.
Hmm what to do next?
Oh.. I need a blade.
If I'm gonna do this.. I need a cool blade.
YES **** POLITICS!!!
Although... sometimes it's unavoidable when a certain Scout Harding posts pictures of the d-bag wearing budgie smugglers..
Oh and I really hope Voly doesn't find out about this little side-dish you have happening.. his poor little heart would be shattered to pieces.
AAAH!
Page 400, girl, go crazy.
PAGE 400 EVERYONE!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*rips shirt off and runs out*
400 page!
I'm infatuated with a pirate woman who used and abused me...
-hugs Poodle-
That is hardcore bro Q.Q
Funny thing....Volus posted same song when I mentioned "HB's love song"...seems you two have same lovesong lol
Oh and by the way since you won't notice me here is little something for you again!
(Hope you lose all of your blood this time)
HER? Are you telling me that... thing... is a WOMAN?
Oh, Creators. Poor Cullen.
Guest_Donkson_*
AAAH!
Spoiler
400 page!
We're on page 401 now..
It's exactly what Cullen deserves.
MAH 2nd KID!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dont take any drink from the bar...Weetley was humping it earlier.... 
If I'm gonna do this.. I need a cool blade.
Hot blade* You want a hot blade. Helps cauterise the wound and can help with the cutting.
I.HATE.YOU.SO.MUCH.MY.DEAR.LADY.BECAUSE.OF.THIS!
It's exactly what Cullen deserves.
I created her specifically to trollmance Cullen. I just don't like that guy.
Guest_Donkson_*
It's exactly what Cullen deserves.
Hey. I'm your stepmum.
Welcome to the madhouse!!
Here.. I'm a cool stepmum. *Slips a flask to you* Now don't let mummy catch you with this.
I created her specifically to trollmance Cullen. I just don't like that guy.
Why can't I like this bloody comment stupid limit.
Happy to have helped you
Now you know how it feels to love someone who will never notice you TT____TT
Hey. I'm your stepmum.
Welcome to the madhouse!!
Here.. I'm a cool stepmum. *Slips a flask to you* Now don't let mummy catch you with this.
You're her step mum but you're not my step mum... Damn it Lady! Why you steal my would be family!?
Happy to have helped you
Now you know how it feels to love someone who will never notice you TT____TT
Nah sorry Lady still don't feel it know why? Because I will become plastic surgeon and T.O.P. is gonna notice me sure for then 
It will be plasticfect love story 
Guest_Donkson_*
You're her step mum but you're not my step mum... Damn it Lady! Why you steal my would be family!?
Don't take it personally. I just denied it.. you see, I was feeling bitter cause she made me wear that stupid ****** chastity belt. You're part of the family son, don't worry! *Pats you on head*
Now.. keep watching Freddy Got Fingered. It will teach you many important life lessons.
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