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[LightningPoodle]

-hugs Poodle-

That is hardcore bro Q.Q

 

I know... I know... *finishes bottle of absinthe*

[LightningPoodle]

Don't take it personally. I just denied it.. you see, I was feeling bitter cause she made me wear that stupid ****** chastity belt. You're part of the family son, don't worry! *Pats you on head*

 

Now.. keep watching Freddy Got Fingered. It will teach you many important life lessons.

 

*bounces around happily*   

[Hair Serious Business]

Nah sorry Lady still don't feel it know why? Because I will become plastic surgeon and T.O.P. is gonna notice me sure for then  It will be plasticfect love story 

lol

WTF!?Cherry?You are weirdest fangirl ever lol You know crazy fangirls usually defend their idols with nails and fangs you are only fangirl that makes jokes of your idols lol

[AlexiaRevan]

*bounces around happily*   

My son is really a Bottom 

[LightningPoodle]

My son is really a Bottom 

 

I'm a what?

[Paragonslustre]

Spoiler

 

You're welcome 

[WhoopinYourA55Mate]

Making fun of my crushes?So untrue I'm just pointing out what are things that made me like them.Hell I wanna know what shampoo T.O.P. uses to get amazing hair as that,I want to know which surgeons he visits for his face so I can get em as well,I wanna know who works on his damn nails cuz I want some and most importantly I want to know where that b!tch buys his clothes.Why do you think I got hots in first place by ME.

Me making fun of my crushes...psh lady you seriously got drunk because I don't know where you got such idea.

[LightningPoodle]

Best stepmummy ever, right?

 

Now don't tell mummy but... later we can share an elfroot spliff. You in?

 

Ehhh... if it's not going to mess with my head then sure... Sure, why not!? 

[Hair Serious Business]

Making fun of my crushes?So untrue I'm just pointing out what are things that made me like them.Hell I wanna know what shampoo T.O.P. uses to get amazing hair as that,I want to know which surgeons he visits for his face so I can get em as well,I wanna know who works on his damn nails cuz I want some and most importantly I want to know where that b!tch buys his clothes.Why do you think I got hots in first place by ME.

Me making fun of my crushes...psh lady you seriously got drunk because I don't know where you got such idea.

Yeah you are right I seriously have no clue where that idea of my came from haha I must be imagining thigs because I had to much wine most likely.yeah my bad.

Now i better get back to drinking.

[AlexiaRevan]

Ehhh... if it's not going to mess with my head then sure... Sure, why not!? 

well because..I be there and won't allow it ?? Hum...

[AlexiaRevan]

Best stepmummy ever, right?

 

Now don't tell mummy but... later we can share an elfroot spliff. You in?

Keep it up..and I'm putting ya on a Leash!! 

[lady_v23]

Like this:

 
 

I was looking for a proper shepard gif but found this..
.. I was so terrified that I had to post it here..
 

lol that's adorable

/catching up

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Spoiler

 

You're welcome 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


*fans self*

Oh Paragon

[LightningPoodle]

Nope! He grabbed an elephant dick.

[LightningPoodle]

Nah mate.. it'll take you on a spiritual enlightenment path.

 

Oh wait.. that's the mushies. I really shouldn't introduce you to that.. just yet. One step at a time, buddy.

 

Will it trigger schizophrenia?

 

Go ahead. I may as well be anyway.

 

Mmm. Sexy tho.

 

*covers ears* Lalalalala!

[AlexiaRevan]

Nope! He grabbed an elephant dick.

Really ? 

 

Like seriously , if ya wanna that shite fine . But stop talking about it..its Grosssssssssss! 

[Paragonslustre]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


*fans self*

Oh Paragon

 

Yeah, can't get on much atm so I like to make it count!  Hope The Dame appreciates it too   Thread is moving too fast for my limited access due to laptop probs so I'll just chugalug to all the fun and booze I'm missing..  I don't have enough likes to hand out so y'all can have one of these.

 

 

Oh, and I'm wearing my 'I love Dick' T-shirt just to balance things out 

Throws the cute, sad looking pup a bonio on the way out.

[LightningPoodle]

Shhhh your mummy is gonna kill me if she finds out what I let you watch!!

 

I'll have to wear two chastity belts.. oh and for goodness sake, hide Jigglypuff's Song somewhere safe damn it! It's quite smutty.

 

*hides Jigglypuffs Song amongst pile off adult magazines* Don't worry! She'll never suspect a thing!

[lady_v23]

Hey. I'm your stepmum.

 

Welcome to the madhouse!!

 

Here.. I'm a cool stepmum. *Slips a flask to you* Now don't let mummy catch you with this.

 

you... and alexia?

 

lol! things must be awful because she hasn't mention you, like at all 

 

and thanks^^

 

You're her step mum but you're not my step mum... Damn it Lady! Why you steal my would be family!?

 

um... try harder?

[AlexiaRevan]

Shhhh your mummy is gonna kill me if she finds out what I let you watch!!

 

I'll have to wear two chastity belts.. oh and for goodness sake, hide Jigglypuff's Song somewhere safe damn it! It's quite smutty.