um... try harder?
Such. A b*tch.
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um... try harder?
Such. A b*tch.
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Such. A b*tch.
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*nods sagely* a joke^^

Spoiler
You're welcome

Why it's suddenly become so hot?...
And, Paragon?.. I think you are my best buddy here. It's official. I'm buying you drinks for a month.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*fans self*
Oh Paragon

He is mine. And Paragon is mine!
Go to your wolfy boy ![]()
Why it's suddenly become so hot?...
And, Paragon?.. I think you are my best buddy here. It's official. I'm buying you drinks for a month.
He is mine. And Paragon is mine!
Go to your wolfy boy
Whoa whoa whoa, why can't we share? Rivaini and I share wolfy boy. Sharing is caring, and it's pretty clear from the last slumber party that we all had a piece.
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Oh and I really hope Voly doesn't find out about this little side-dish you have happening.. his poor little heart would be shattered to pieces.
****, you kidding? I, a straight American male, find Putin sexy. Can't fault a native daughter of Russia for doing the same... Anyway, we had a date to a dance. It isn't like she married me (yet) or anything. I am here when she is ready....
(alternate if above is blocked)
<< shows up >>
Buddy!!

Also, holy hell, I missed 400. Cripes, didn't we just hit 350 yesterday?!?!?!
Oh, and Donk, I have a brilliant way for you to make money. You hold a raffle for ALL of Skyhold to get a chance to murder knife MaryDen. My good buddy Verana the sexy Qunari necromancer said she'd do the messy clean up details (before and after) for 10% of the ticket sales. Cabot wants 10% for overhead. You pocket the rest.
*drinks to capitalism*
Such. A b*tch.
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Tell that to Santa! No gift for ya ! ![]()

*nods sagely* a joke^^

Tell that to Santa! No gift for ya !
Yay! I like being carried. ![]()
Guest_Donkson_*
you... and alexia?
lol! things must be awful because she hasn't mention you, like at all
and thanks^^
um... try harder?
WHAT A BURN.
I think... I should pack my ****... and leave. ![]()
*hides Jigglypuffs Song amongst pile off adult magazines* Don't worry! She'll never suspect a thing!
Good lad.
So people... I gave into my beastly desires (no, this isn't a zoophilia thing) and made a snarky comment in that Sera hate thread v.39753753957395739573... so if I'm not around you know I've been banned. No ****** slumber parties damn it!! Or else there will be hell to pay.
Whoa whoa whoa, why can't we share? Rivaini and I share wolfy boy. Sharing is caring.
Who is wolfy boy? This name has popped up before.
Good lad.
So people... I gave into my beastly desires (no, this isn't a zoophilia thing) and made a snarky comment in that Sera hate thread v.39753753957395739573... so if I'm not around you know I've been banned. No ****** slumber parties damn it!! Or else there will be hell to pay.
Link please.
WHAT A BURN.
I think... I should pack my ****... and leave.
what for ??
Guest_Donkson_*
****, you kidding? I, a straight American male, find Putin sexy. Can't fault a native daughter of Russia for doing the same... Anyway, we had a date to a dance. It isn't like she married me (yet) or anything. I am here when she is ready....
(alternate if above is blocked)
Buddy!!
Also, holy hell, I missed 400. Cripes, didn't we just hit 350 yesterday?!?!?!
Oh, and Donk, I have a brilliant way for you to make money. You hold a raffle for ALL of Skyhold to get a chance to murder knife MaryDen. My good buddy Verana the sexy Qunari necromancer said she'd do the messy clean up details (before and after) for 10% of the ticket sales. Cabot wants 10% for overhead. You pocket the rest.
*drinks to capitalism*
Not gonna work. I wanna murder knife her... so I'm not likely to be selling friggin raffle tickets, am I?
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Who is wolfy boy? This name has popped up before.
HA! Unless you're an ancient elven God responsible for blowing up the Divine, they're not talking about you, don't worry. ![]()
HA! Unless you're an ancient elven God responsible for blowing up the Divine, they're not talking about you, don't worry.
I didn't think they were. But, now I get it.
Guest_Donkson_*
Link please.
Lazy much?
It's in this section of the forum.
Jeez... mummy is doing a horrible job in parenting you, isn't she?
So damn lazy.
*Insert Cersei eyeroll GIF here cause I'm too lazy to actually do it* ![]()
what for ??
You didn't tell your daughter about us!! ![]()
Lazy much?
It's in this section of the forum.
Jeez... mummy is doing a horrible job in parenting you, isn't she?
So damn lazy.
You didn't tell your daughter about us!!
FIXED.
Lazy much?
It's in this section of the forum.
Jeez... mummy is doing a horrible job in parenting you, isn't she?
So damn lazy.
*Insert Cersei eyeroll GIF here cause I'm too lazy to actually do it*
You didn't tell your daughter about us!!
Oh yeah !
wait..let me put on my Telepathie Hat !
sorry...Asari dont have that kind of abilitie
And beside..why do I have to tell anyone....remember chast prudish and shite ?? ![]()

*incoherent noises*
Guest_Donkson_*
FIXED.
Cheers for that, mate.
Oh yeah !
wait..let me put on my Telepathie Hat !
sorry...Asari dont have that kind of abilitie
And beside..why do I have to tell anyone....remember chast prudish and shite ??
Yes but... your kids have a right to know. Grr you're gonna have to make this up to me now. Start by removing this ridiculous chastity belt! It's uncomfortable.
Cheers for that, mate.
Yes but... your kids have a right to know. Grr you're gonna have to make this up to me now. Start by removing this ridiculous chastity belt! It's uncomfortable.
Ya put that on yourself.............ya know ![]()
Lazy much?
It's in this section of the forum.
Jeez... mummy is doing a horrible job in parenting you, isn't she?
So damn lazy.
*Insert Cersei eyeroll GIF here cause I'm too lazy to actually do it*
You didn't tell your daughter about us!!
I can't find it. ![]()
Guest_Roly Voly_*
*Roly giggles as he passed Badonkadonk on his way to the shop*

-snip-
*incoherent noises*
I know right. Olivia Wilde... damn she's gorgeous. ![]()
Guest_Donkson_*
I can't find it.

For real?
It's right under this one....
You really do have your mother's genes. ![]()
"Questions about Sera" or whatever...
Ya put that on yourself.............ya know
Yes, and now I'm telling you to take it off. ![]()
*Roly giggles as he passed Badonkadonk on his way to the shop*
Wot. That aint showing up for me, mate.