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[Duelist]

If The Castle is anything to go by, Skyhold would probably be just enough mattresses, food and water for everyone and a shitload of guns (or the Thedosian equivalent) around the perimeter if I were allowed free reign.

[lynroy]

Gosh, I'd pass redecorating off to someone else. I hate it. My Skyhold would be quite bare.

[Roamingmachine]

Gosh, I'd pass redecorating off to someone else. I hate it. My Skyhold would be quite bare.

 

 

"You rang?"

 

[lynroy]

Ewwwww hell no. Not her.

[Roamingmachine]

 

Boring work is boring. I have a post apocalyptic love nest to build, damn it!

[lynroy]

And I have a breach to close. Again. *drink* And become Inquisitor. Again. *drink*

 

Eh, too lazy. 

[Serza]

I wanted to read stuff about 1911s. Then a random class full of **** appeared out of nowhere. It'd be easier to pay attention if the professor didn't tell me shut my stupid mouth when I disagreed with one of the "facts" he claimed.

[Roamingmachine]

 

There's a reason cats usually aren't superheroes

[Serza]

Oh, and yeah, I'll be streaming in four and a half hours.

[Ashaantha]

I get distracted by shinies, am lazy, procrastinate.. Why am I not a cat, too!

[Serza]

...meow?

[LightningPoodle]

I wanted to read stuff about 1911s. Then a random class full of **** appeared out of nowhere. It'd be easier to pay attention if the professor didn't tell me shut my stupid mouth when I disagreed with one of the "facts" he claimed.

I think you exaggerate what you say your teacher tells you.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Hey ninja cat! Long time no see 

 

Also, it's my birthday today, so get your drunken arses over here and eat some cake!

*busts through the tavern window*
It's Dienne's birthday? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Time for a DQ party!

 

   I missed Miss T's birthday?! 

 

Miss T, I am so sorry!  FWIW, I hope you had a wonderful time with lots of booze and cake and bacon and naked Brays and whatever else struck your fancy.

 

*cough*DrinkQuisitor Announcement*cough*  Because I feel like a little sh*t for missing her birthday, I officially declare this the official Miss T birthday WEEK.

 

 

*eyes narrow*  Let's just be sure to keep at at table dancing only, sis!!  *keeps table cloth at the ready...*

[Roamingmachine]

Dance party time again?

Lets boogie.

 

 

[Ashaantha]

You'll never, ever let me forget about that will you.

 

*tackle-hugs bro anyway*

 

[Ashaantha]

*joins the dancing*

 

[Beren Von Ostwick]

You'll never, ever let me forget about that will you.

 

*tackle-hugs bro anyway*

Hon, would we be family if I didn't constantly remind you of embarrassing moments in your past?

 

Templar training with Ser Barris!  I finally completed my training just this last weekend and I have my final test this weekend.  If I pass the test, I'm golden!  Here, check out Ser Barris congratulating me as I finally conquered my final training regimen.

 

[lynroy]

Note to self: Sabotage Beren's final test.

*innocent drinking*

[Ashaantha]

I'm placing bets...

[lynroy]

Betting pool now open!

Oh gosh, my Staches is all growed up and Inquisitor now. Again. *fake tear of parental pride* Damn he looks good in gold.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Betting pool now open!

Oh gosh, my Staches is all growed up and Inquisitor now. Again. *fake tear of parental pride* Damn he looks good in gold.

 

Search results did not disappoint.

 

 

Apologies to Bruce Springsteen and Manfred Mann (whose version is much better.)

[lynroy]

ROFLMAO I'm going to be singing that for the rest of the day.

Ahahahaha Staches got the bug where he was Qunari size in the main hall talking to Varric right after being named Inquisitor.

Spoiler

 

ToP: SURLY DRUNK! A very rare occurrence.

[Serza]

I think you exaggerate what you say your teacher tells you.

 

Well... you don't really know him.

 

Today, a woman entered the room inthe middle of class, mistaking the room.

When she piped something about "being elsewhere", he answered "you're not elsewhere, you're here."

Thus, he gave worthless information, made a fool of her, and caused everyone to laugh in the lady's face.

 

AND I can't feel his energy, no matter what I do.

 

 

Miss T, I am so sorry!  FWIW, I hope you had a wonderful time with lots of booze and cake and bacon and naked Brays and whatever else struck your fancy.

 

*cough*DrinkQuisitor Announcement*cough*  Because I feel like a little sh*t for missing her birthday, I officially declare this the official Miss T birthday WEEK.

 

 

Birthweek!

[lynroy]

Well... you don't really know him.

 

Today, a woman entered the room inthe middle of class, mistaking the room.

When she piped something about "being elsewhere", he answered "you're not elsewhere, you're here."

Thus, he gave worthless information, made a fool of her, and caused everyone to laugh in the lady's face.

I'd've given a similar cheeky answer. In fact, I've given similar obvious answers to those kinds of questions. You sure they were laughing in her face and not at the joke the teacher made?

[Serza]

Pretty sure, yeah.

 

All in all, I don't like the man.