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Ashaantha

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Shh, we can pretend! Cullen likes to let people win.. unless they're cheating.


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I can accept that! :D Drinks for the Commander for being a pal. Stache understands the game and how it's supposed to work, but never had patience beyond that. Of all the Lavellan siblings and cousins, I'd say he was the worst at it. That is if they ever played amongst themselves.


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It depends from man to man.

 

 

Oooh. Who gave her the scar?

Adventuring is a hard life.


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Beren Von Ostwick

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*Slow motion epic jump/fly tackle-hug* BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

Don't feel bad! I'm very glad you're back  :D

:wub:   Thanks for that, Miss T!  I've missed being around here.  Coming back now.  Today.  This very moment.  Big hugs for all!

 

I -was- going to try to catch up from last week when I popped in for your belated birthday wish, but gave up after a page or two.  So I'll just go current from now.

 

It's true though!

Why else do you think Ber had Cullenwife as his desktop background?

She's so ugly she's hot! ;)

 

What about her? :whistle:

 

Thank you for that!  I had lost the image.  Getting tired of staring at Rick Moranis from Spaceballs, so she's back.  Glory be.

 

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Oh yeah...

 

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#101455
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Beren! Why do you keep disappearing?!
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#101456
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Beren!


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*Cassandra walks in with a troop of Templars, all ceremonial and whatnot, then spies Beren already at the bar and her eyes narrow*

 

"What are you doing here already?  You have ruined your grand entrance."

"I just wanted a drink, pooh bear."

*Ugh*  "Fine, but I am still giving my speech."

 

*Ahem*  "You wretched denizens of Herald's Rest, welcome back among you your very own Templar Extraordinaire!  Having successfully passed his final trial, Beren has been reinstated as Knight Grand-Commander of the Inquisition Templars.   Notwithstanding Iron Roy's attempt at sabotage... *Cassie pauses to glare at her Royness* yes, we found the jock strap soaked in icy hot before the match and replaced it, and I will deal with you later ... our Beren triumphed gloriously!  Truly, there has never been a finer Templar in all the Ages of Thedas!

 

"What exactly was this so-called "challenge" anyway?" comes a call from some nameless coward in the back.

 

"Well let me tell you, he had to face off with the biggest Ander I have ever seen in my life.  Truly, the man's father must have had sexual relations with a giant.  Not that I am judging, of course, " adds Cassie hastily with a wink and smile to the resident canine, Poods.

 

The Ander...  He was pretty darned cocky at the start.

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And maybe with some justification.

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But damned if he doesn't now know Free Marchers are made of stern stuff too.

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That's Silverite, bucko.

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Say goodnight, sweetheart.

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Not sure who was more excited, Beren or Cassie.

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EDIT:  Fixed the images.  :blush:


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#101458
Beren Von Ostwick

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Beren! Why do you keep disappearing?!

Extreme Templar training!!  I've passed now, though, and am back.

 

Beren!

*high-fives*  Poods, my man!


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I'll show you "nameless coward"...

 

'Twas a man not willing to be bothered enough to stand up...


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Extreme Templar training!!  I've passed now, though, and am back.

 

*high-fives*  Poods, my man!

 

You doing alright?


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O wow! Episode XXVIII of Black Sails was absolutely, fricking awesome!



#101462
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*Cassandra walks in with a troop of Templars, all ceremonial and whatnot, then spies Beren already at the bar and her eyes narrow*

 

"What are you doing here already?  You have ruined your grand entrance."

"I just wanted a drink, pooh bear."

*Ugh*  "Fine, but I am still giving my speech."

 

*Ahem*  "You wretched denizens of Herald's Rest, welcome back among you your very own Templar Extraordinaire!  Having successfully passed his final trial, Beren has been reinstated as Knight Grand-Commander of the Inquisition Templars.   Notwithstanding Iron Roy's attempt at sabotage... *Cassie pauses to glare at her Royness* yes, we found the jock strap soaked in icy hot before the match and replaced it, and I will deal with you later ... our Beren triumphed gloriously!  Truly, there has never been a finer Templar in all the Ages of Thedas!

 

"What exactly was this so-called "challenge" anyway?" comes a call from some nameless coward in the back.

 

"Well let me tell you, he had to face off with the biggest Ander I have ever seen in my life.  Truly, the man's father must have had sexual relations with a giant.  Not that I am judging, of course, " adds Cassie hastily with a wink and smile to the resident canine, Poods.

*snip*

I have no idea what you are on about. :whistle:


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#101463
Beren Von Ostwick

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I have no idea what you are on about. :whistle:

 

GIF-what-George-C.-Scott-Dr.-Strangelove


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#101464
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Since you used a gif from a funny movie, I'll confess. It wasn't me.
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#101465
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GIF-what-George-C.-Scott-Dr.-Strangelove

Awesome movie


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#101466
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Boo.  

 

Ben is finally ready to do Trespasser.  Yey.  

 

Buuuuuutt I'm sick. :(

 

Is that George C Scott?


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#101467
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Yes


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#101468
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'sup DQ?  :ph34r:


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#101469
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So....4 days of Fallout 4.

And i am sick and tired of these guys:

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Suprise deathclaws.  Try to find a building entrance in downtown? Suprise deathclaw. Approach an empty house on the waterfront? Suprise deathclaw. Fight your way through a raider occupied building, killing 3 legendaries on the way just because you need to use the roof to get where you are going? SUPRISE GLOWING LEGENDARY DEATHCLAW CLIMBS OVER THE EDGE.

 

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Screw those guys <.<

 

 

And in further news Eliza finally snapped with the discovery of what Vault-Tec was up to in Vault 81.  She still isnt out to save the world nor does she pretend to care about anyone else than herself and those close to her (children being an exception for obvious reasons) but if you go out of your way to spread misery in the Commonwealth...

The Shroud will find you.

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(Very appropriate since Roschach has the same attitude as Eliza. Also they're both ginger :P )

Been fun roleplaying Eliza's transformation from using the whole Silver Shroud thing as a joke ('speak as shroud' lol) while killing the worst kind of scumbags to actually starting to take it seriously (except with Hancock :P ).


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Deathclaws? That's what the fatman is for. Just nuke the bastards and be done with it.


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Deathclaws. Just use Power Armour. They can't remove your head that way.
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Deathclaws? That's what the fatman is for. Just nuke the bastards and be done with it.

 

An ideal solution when you have the distance. Unfortunately the definition of Suprise Deathclaw includes 'point blank range' making this solution...less ideal.

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:P

 

Edit: Top! The one and only Red Meance:

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#101473
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Getting FO 4 for my birthday now...so yeah maybe I can find any of these tips helpful. :P


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Getting FO 4 for my birthday now...so yeah maybe I can find any of these tips helpful. :P

 

 

Say goodbye to your free time :P


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#101475
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With my computer back and my new desire to start writing again may not have a lot of that anyways.