*waves at the bg*
I find it suspicious that you and Bounty Hunter both came in here at exactly the same time.. coincidence, or....?
Guest_Donkson_*
*waves at the bg*
I find it suspicious that you and Bounty Hunter both came in here at exactly the same time.. coincidence, or....?
Just like I taught you.
Wot? I thought you were more the 'attack **** her until she wants it as much as you do'-kind of person.
... And I looooved that ![]()
You've been lurking and you never came in to say hi!?
I'm disappointed.
Cookies?

And... hi, y'all.
You've been lurking and you never came in to say hi!?
I'm disappointed.
Stay.. hell, a bunch of other Seranites have migrated here. Why not another?
Yeah! Petals, you should stay. We'd love it if you'd stay. ![]()
Just like I taught you.
I'm learning from (I hope) the best. Time will tell if this is beneficial. ![]()
I find it suspicious that you and Bounty Hunter both came in here at exactly the same time.. coincidence, or....?
We did? Hhrhrhr... no. No coincidence, we're deeply in

*grabs a cookie*mumbles* Hi Orchid. May I smell you?
I'm learning from (I hope) the best. Time will tell if this is beneficial.
Lemme tell ya:

it's not.
Skyrim remake
Stupid fetch quests
Shitty Combat
Bioware should go back to DA O kind of fighting system
everything in this new thread
http://forum.bioware...age-inqusition/
That are a few shots for me *drink*
Caboob better have more ale in the back.
Well, I've posted the ultimate Serza Seal of Disapproval, so I guess I don't need to watch that thread at all.
Guest_Donkson_*
Wot? I thought you were more the 'attack **** her until she wants it as much as you do'-kind of person.
... And I looooved that
Yeah! Petals, you should stay. We'd love it if you'd stay.
I'm learning from (I hope) the best. Time will tell if this is beneficial.
Well... apparently not.
With that one.. cause she's pretty rough in the sack, if you know what I mean.. you gotta be relentless.
Cookies?
And... hi, y'all.
Look here:
We are the dark side (um.. Drinkquisition) we already have cookies (and alcohol).
And hi.
Wot? I thought you were more the 'attack **** her until she wants it as much as you do'-kind of person.
... And I looooved that
Oh, Sweetheart. Given the chance, I'd ravish you. But I'm waiting. I've learned I can't rush these things, no matter how much I want to.
I was away for 30 mins and thread gained 3 pages...
Whoa whoa whoa, why can't we share? Rivaini and I share wolfy boy. Sharing is caring, and it's pretty clear from the last slumber party that we all had a piece.
Ok, odd weeks for me, even for you..
****, you kidding? I, a straight American male, find Putin sexy. Can't fault a native daughter of Russia for doing the same... Anyway, we had a date to a dance. It isn't like she married me (yet) or anything. I am here when she is ready....
(alternate if above is blocked)
Buddy!!
Also, holy hell, I missed 400. Cripes, didn't we just hit 350 yesterday?!?!?!
Oh, and Donk, I have a brilliant way for you to make money. You hold a raffle for ALL of Skyhold to get a chance to murder knife MaryDen. My good buddy Verana the sexy Qunari necromancer said she'd do the messy clean up details (before and after) for 10% of the ticket sales. Cabot wants 10% for overhead. You pocket the rest.
*drinks to capitalism*
*incoherent noises*

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Didn't you do that to yourself? I mean, you made the rules and ****...
I need my likes... Hope this will suffice ![]()
Well... apparently not.
With that one.. cause she's pretty rough in the sack, if you know what I mean.. you gotta be relentless.
Oh, Sweetheart. Given the chance, I'd ravish you. But I'm waiting. I've learned I can't rush these things, no matter how much I want to.
*just eats her cookie*
Never thought that I'd see the day where HB is someone's teacher ![]()
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Lemme tell ya:
it's not.
Oooooh.... brutal crash and burn! (relevant part ENDS after 0:40)
Spoiler
I really love you Grand Dame, but... why does he look like he wants to rape me?
Guest_Donkson_*
I was away for 30 mins and thread gained 3 pages...
Ok, odd weeks for me, even for you..
Beautiful song, as always...And this thread moves really fast... BG, your baby is growing! (and I don't mean OBB, and btwweyou still need to resolve this issue before anything will progress further...)
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I need my likes... Hope this will suffice
Spoiler
But but... how will Voly resolve the OBB situation when... it always comes back?
*just eats her cookie*
Never thought that I'd see the day where HB is someone's teacher
Poor kid's gonna end up in jail LOL.
Lemme tell ya:
-snip-
it's not.
So... you want me to rock your world then? ![]()
Y'know, I could write something that could really work for you. I've done it before and it seemed to do the trick.
(No, I don't publish what I write.)
So... you want me to rock your world then?
Y'know, I could write something that could really work for you. I've done it before and it seemed to do the trick.
(No, I don't publish what I write.)
So... you want to seduce me with something you write that you won't show me?
That's... unique, I guess?!
So... you want to seduce me with something you write that you won't show me?
That's... unique, I guess?!
No, I'll show you. Just not everyone else.
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Beautiful song, as always...
And this thread moves really fast... BG, your baby is growing! (and I don't mean OBB, and btwweyou still need to resolve this issue before anything will progress further...)
Glad you liked the song. As for the rest of the post, though...

Glad you liked the song. As for the rest of the post, though...
You got her knocked up, bro.
No, I'll show you. Just not everyone else.

Well, thank you but I'm serious. If she needs someone to talk to, I want her to know that there are people here who are friends and can help.
Appreciate the thought, but I'll pass.
I was away for 30 mins and thread gained 3 pages...
Ok, odd weeks for me, even for you..
I need my likes... Hope this will suffice
Spoiler
Hmmm let me think for a moment....*think*drink*think* Very well I accept the terms of sharing.
I also accept payment given instead of a like. Pleasure doing business with you, Dame. ![]()
*Roly, out of great respect and deference for The Will, places Elsa on ice (ahaha, ice, get it??) for an extended period of time and begins search for new personal theme song*
*drinks and ponders matters musical*
OHAI Rivaini!
I'm just sick of that song because I was forced to listen to it every night for seven months at work. Needless to say I kinda hate it now.
You got her knocked up, bro.
Doesn't count. Dame and Roly are secretly locked in romance for-ever!
*shrugs* Alright.
Doesn't count. Dame and Roly are secretly locked in romance for-ever!
What doesn't count? Their love child?
Do what? Rob the Big Bank...?
Uh, sorry. Dunno what came into me. Must be too much PAYDAY 2. The Dentist... he has powerful friends...