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Going after Hawke again, I see.
You sure do make a handsome Hawke, Roy. *Turns back to Hawke* So ...... you actually fought the Arishok?? *Bats eyelashes* Excuse me for a moment would you? *Looks around for Serza, spots him looking gloomy* HEY MAN!! IT'S TIME WE POPPED YOUR CHERRY!! *Flings cherry pie with an almighty fling and watches open mouthed as it performs a perfect parabolic curve and splats Serz right in the face* Come on man, join in the fun!!
*Turns back to Hawke* So ...... you were telling me about your family ....
ETA: *Links arm with Hawke.* C'mon it's too noisy in here
rabble rousers! The battlements are much quieter at this time of night. Tell me how you met Roy. You must have quite a bit of dirt on her. Is that so, of course I won't repeat what I've heard .......