113758 réponses à ce sujet

[Paragonslustre]

He wouldn't do that. He's smitten! Hasn't really fallen for a woman in a few years.

 

Damn, Paragon works faaaaast. Is now a good time to tell her that he's going to be left in the Fade?

Look over there!

 

Pfft!  Paragon walks in the fade!

 

*Ber nonchalantly meanders around eating up all the pie falling to the floor*

 

 

(Yes, I know that's a cupcake.  You take what you can get when image searching.)

 

 

 

Don't stop!  Keep up the food flow, ladies!

 

*Paragon pauses*  Hang on, Mike.  I need to take care of something.

 

Spoiler

 

Let's go, baby. 

 

*Drinks to edit*

[Serza]

Ow! Stealthy pies!

 

I will... well, I won't, unless you can launch pies from a bow.

 

 

Also, there are not enough Elves all of a sudden. Что это?

[Gilli]

Not enough Elves? Does this help?

 

 

Mom, Dad and their bratty daughter

[HuldraDancer]

Wait, again? I have no memory of this...I don't remember denying how cute our resident Qunari is.

ToP: This kid was all smiles and laughs playing wicked grace.

 

How do you get such good looking elves? Tell me what dark magic you are using! No matter how many blood sacrifices I make I can only make decent elves and only if they're female, all the male elves I try to make look like something that needs a desperate mercy kill.

 

I mean just look at that boy, he's adorable. I wanna smoosh his face or hug him in just about every picture you post of him.

[Serza]

Ok, I laughed...

[Ashaantha]

*opens door and stops suddenly at the sight of the pie mess*

 

*blinks as people turn to face her, covered in pie*

 

ooh no, you can keep those pies over there...

 

*races back out the door, and out of skyhold, faster then a lightning strike*

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Hey Ashie! you forgot your pie!

[Serza]

Hand me a pie. I'll track her!

[Ashaantha]

*gets hit in the back by pie, successfully knocking her off the battlements and down the mountainside*

[Serza]

Welp. I guess that won't be neccessary now. I could still track her. It's a looooong way down the battlements...

 

I'm pretty sure she broke a few bones. Or all of them.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

How do you get such good looking elves? Tell me what dark magic you are using! No matter how many blood sacrifices I make I can only make decent elves and only if they're female, all the male elves I try to make look like something that needs a desperate mercy kill.

 

I mean just look at that boy, he's adorable. I wanna smoosh his face or hug him in just about every picture you post of him.

I don't know, it just happens.

 

*opens door and stops suddenly at the sight of the pie mess*

 

*blinks as people turn to face her, covered in pie*

 

ooh no, you can keep those pies over there...

 

*races back out the door, and out of skyhold, faster then a lightning strike*

Awww I was gonna use this gif on you. Okay, so I guess I am anyway.

 

*gets hit in the back by pie, successfully knocking her off the battlements and down the mountainside*

Well...****.

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

*gets hit in the back by pie, successfully knocking her off the battlements and down the mountainside*

What? no! this didn't happen! :<

[the Dame]

Ow! Stealthy pies!

 

I will... well, I won't, unless you can launch pies from a bow.

 

 

Also, there are not enough Elves all of a sudden. Что это?

Spoiler

 

 

I mean just look at that boy, he's adorable. I wanna smoosh his face or hug him in just about every picture you post of him.

 

[Serza]

Spoiler

 

 

 

 

OOOOH I'M SO TOTALLY LAUNCHING PIES AT Y'ALL FROM BEYOND THROWING RANGE.

 

Also, that usage of Cole counts as a cheat!

[Ashaantha]

*crawls back into the tavern covered head to toe in snow and pie*

 

There is no escape...

[the Dame]

OOOOH I'M SO TOTALLY LAUNCHING PIES AT Y'ALL FROM BEYOND THROWING RANGE.

 

Pfff! Fade step!

 

Also, that usage of Cole counts as a cheat!

 

It's an emergency.

All fairs in love and war 

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

*crawls back into the tavern covered head to toe in snow and pie*

 

There is no escape...

That's better  

[Serza]

Pfff! Fade step!

 

 

It's an emergency.

All fairs in love and war 

 

AIN'T NO FADE STEP IS GOIN' TO HELP YA AGAINIST STEALTH!

 

...and it's war, huh? Now you speak my tribe's tongue!

*continues cleaning AK*

[Duelist]

*crawls back into the tavern covered head to toe in snow and pie*

[Serza]

*crawls back into the tavern covered head to toe in snow and pie*

 

There is no escape...

 

*finishes cleaning AK*

 

*notices Ash has crawled back on her own*

 

Good, don't have to go out in the snow now...

 

*pulls out sidearm for cleaning*

 

*whistles softly*

[Ashaantha]

*throws mug at Duelist*

 

Just. One. Day.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Pfff! Fade step!

 

 

It's an emergency.

All fairs in love and war 

And if you can't tell the difference, you are in big trouble.
That's the second time a line from Uncharted has come up recently. I gotta play those again.

 

Spoiler

 

 

 

So that's how you launch pie from a bow. Also perfect Cole usage. 
 

 

*throws mug at Duelist*

 

Just. One. Day.

I always think of that song when someone says that.

ToP: Need more swimsuit dwarves!

[Duelist]

*throws mug at Duelist*

Just. One. Day.

[Serza]

 

And if you can't tell the difference, you are in big trouble.
 

 

 

In trouble? I AM THE TROUBLE.

[the Dame]

 

And if you can't tell the difference, you are in big trouble.
That's the second time a line from Uncharted has come up recently. I gotta play those again.

 

Shembala?

Shembala!

 

So that's how you launch pie from a bow. Also perfect Cole usage. 

 

Yeah, I've picked up a few trick from hanging out with your archers clique   But I can't tell if it's proper technique..

 

As for Cole.. I hope it's worked... 

 

In trouble? I AM THE TROUBLE.