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[the Dame]

I really love you Grand Dame, but... why does he look like he wants to rape me?

 

Don't ask me! Maybe your therapist will know... 

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

I really love you Grand Dame, but... why does he look like he wants to rape me?

Why can't you just let him? (not endorsing anyone do such a thing)

[LightningPoodle]

*blink blink*  Look, I know I shoot incredibly potent stuff, but we just danced!

 

I don't know what to tell you, pal. Sh*t happens.

[AlexiaRevan]

No, I'll show you. Just not everyone else.

if ya do that..

 

tis what gonna happen!

 

[LightningPoodle]

Perhaps while you were dancing, you cracked a boner.. squirted and the stuff went crawling between her legs...

 

O that's a wonderful image...

[LightningPoodle]

if ya do that..

 

tis what gonna happen!

 

 

Um, okay...

[BountyhunterGER]

Holy **** my ribs hurt!!!

Your ribs hurt? Is there a second head coming out of them? *drinks*

[Serza]

*blink blink*  Look, I know I shoot incredibly potent stuff, but we just danced!

 

Face it, you're hiding a fifty cal down there. That stuff also obliterates any defences in it's way to the target.

[ravenesse]

*shrugs* Alright.

*waiiiiits*

 

What doesn't count? Their love child?

Eh... yes.

 

Do what? Rob the Big Bank...?

 

Uh, sorry. Dunno what came into me. Must be too much PAYDAY 2. The Dentist... he has powerful friends...

That was the only reason I thought about buying Payday 2

 

Don't ask me! Maybe your therapist will know... 

How do you... I mean, I do not have a therapist and I would like you not to talk such trash!

 

Why can't you just let him? (not endorsing anyone do such a thing)

Damn, you're right!

*just shuts up and waits for elven glory*

 

And OOL. Even though I have no idea why.

[LightningPoodle]

*waiiiiits*

 

PM. It aint going in here.

[the Dame]

  Glad you liked the song.  As for the rest of the post, though...

 

 

OBB! OBB! OBB!

What else I need to say?

 

You got her knocked up, bro.

 

Sit, bad puppy!

 

Doesn't count. Dame and Roly are secretly locked in romance for-ever!

 

I'll expand a little what I wrote earlier: Rivaini, you shouldn't skip your therapy sessions...

 

What doesn't count? Their love child?

 

Wait here while I'm trying to contact your mama... 

Spoiler

[ravenesse]

PM. It aint going in here.

That was fast. If I'm not coming back here, I'm... eh... away

[AlexiaRevan]

PM. It aint going in here.

I seeeeee alll! 

 

[Serza]

 

That was the only reason I thought about buying Payday 2

 

I have PAYDAY 2, but only bought the gun and item DLCs. And even then, not all.

 

I have all the GAGE stuff, and the historical pack (me, not having a friggin' MG42 and Mosin? Haha! Dream on! Just wish they replaced the M67s with the Model 24 Stielhandgranate if you chose so as the thrown grenade... Also, no M1 Garand made it a wait-for-discount thing.)

But no Heists. My friend bought all the heists, voluntarily. So we played them together. Trolled Big Bank on Death Wish once in Stealth. We got ALL the bags, even though we broke stealth at the end, in SUITS and suppressed weapons!

[Duelist]

My likes! They're still gone!

[the Dame]

PM. It aint going in here.

 

Of course!

 

Pss! Rivaini! You know what to do..

[ravenesse]

My likes! They're still gone!

Why is the Prothean still alive? *asks again*

 

 

Of course!

 

Pss! Rivaini! You know what to do..

I do?

[LightningPoodle]

Sit, bad puppy!

Wait here while I'm trying to contact your mama... 

Spoiler

 

[Serza]

My likes! They're still gone!

 

*gasp*

 

The innocent doors! They got PULVERIZED.

[LightningPoodle]

Of course!

 

Pss! Rivaini! You know what to do..

 

If she likes it, she's welcome to do with it as she pleases. I'm just not going to be the one posting it.