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[CoM Solaufein]

Ain't that cute.

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Someone owes Aislann a bottle of brandy. I'd get one, but I'm currently on the run. Not one from behind the bar though, those are all filled with Cabot's...special brew. So, I got her with three different shades of purple for kicks. *drink for each one*

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And then I went overboard and made her an older lady. So, what, 15-25 years in her future?

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ROFL Poor Ais!

I really like the first one

[Beren Von Ostwick]

*Ber pops his Geritol*  I'm liking that bottom lass!

[Lady Luminous]

Someone owes Aislann a bottle of brandy. I'd get one, but I'm currently on the run. Not one from behind the bar though, those are all filled with Cabot's...special brew. So, I got her with three different shades of purple for kicks. *drink for each one*

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And then I went overboard and made her an older lady. So, what, 15-25 years in her future?

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The top is actually gorgeous, I love the aubergine colour on Ais. Even if she is glaring pretty heatedly at you.

[Paragonslustre]

*Ber pops his Geritol*  I'm liking that bottom lass!

Gimme a swig of that!

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Gimme a swig of that!

 

On the way, babe!

 

 

And here's a word on Geritol from Betty White pre-Snickers days!

 

 

There's Geritol Junior for all you young whippersnappers out there.

[Paragonslustre]

On the way, babe!

 

 

 

 

 

*Swigs*

 

 

There ain't no booze in this!!

[Beren Von Ostwick]

It's Geritol...  That said, it does actually have 12% alcohol!

[Paragonslustre]

It's Geritol...  That said, it does actually have 12% alcohol!

 

Well feck!  So it does, I actually looked at the ingredients and missed it!  12 fecking percent too!  *Paragon decides it's time to have a little conversation with Cabot about giving the local Skyhold ale a little ..... 'kick'.*

 

Hey, use your imagination man, light it up.   Call it a 'Flaming Cole' or something.  Charge double - it's a winner (clear it with Roy) .....

[HuldraDancer]

That looks like the stuff my uncle had me take when I was having an asthma attack as a kid, drank half the bottle and the rest of the night was an odd blur, aside from family trying to keep me from falling asleep. Fairly sure it wasn't the same stuff and instead of drunk I was just high of cough syrup. Odd days those were.

[Lady Luminous]

Ewww, why are we drinking cough syrup instead of champagne?

[HuldraDancer]

Because some of us are broke and can only afford cough syrup and cheap cooking rum that must be sneaked into tea.

 

On another note that champagne is a pretty color.

[Duelist]

That and you can get really, really fucked up on cough syrup. It's kinda like drinking kava.

[Lady Luminous]

Because some of us are broke and can only afford cough syrup and cheap cooking rum that must be sneaked into tea.
 
On another note that champagne is a pretty color.

Oh you poor, poor dear.

Champagne is on Dazzle today!

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Well feck!  So it does, I actually looked at the ingredients and missed it!  12 fecking percent too!  *Paragon decides it's time to have a little conversation with Cabot about giving the local Skyhold ale a little ..... 'kick'.*

 

Hey, use your imagination man, light it up.   Call it a 'Flaming Cole' or something.  Charge double - it's a winner (clear it with Roy) .....

 

Hey man, I'm the DrinkQuisitor!  I don't have to clear nuthin' with nobody!   *grunts in a most manly fashion*

 

*Ponders name and slogans...*

Iron supplement...

Iron Roy...

EUREKA!

 

"Venatori beating you down?  Feeling tired right down to your blood?  Take a SNORT O' ROY^TM and get back into the battle!"

 

*Beren, happy with his mental workout, sits back and orders a First Knight and awaits inevitable messenger nug from Wally World legal dept.*

 

Yo, Paragon, willing to offer free samples with purchases of your P.E.N.I.S.^TM kit if  you're interested in a cross-promotion!

[Gilli]

What did I hear about cough syrup?

 

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

ROFL Poor Ais!

I really like the first one

*Ber pops his Geritol*  I'm liking that bottom lass!

The top is actually gorgeous, I love the aubergine colour on Ais. Even if she is glaring pretty heatedly at you.

I was tempted to keep trying ridiculous colors. And it seems we are split even here because I prefer the bottom, much lighter one.

 

Hey man, I'm the DrinkQuisitor!  I don't have to clear nuthin' with nobody!   *grunts in a most manly fashion*

 

*Ponders name and slogans...*

Iron supplement...

Iron Roy...

EUREKA!

 

"Venatori beating you down?  Feeling tired right down to your blood?  Take a SNORT O' ROY^TM and get back into the battle!"

 

*Beren, happy with his mental workout, sits back and orders a First Knight and awaits inevitable messenger nug from Wally World legal dept.*

 

Yo, Paragon, willing to offer free samples with purchases of your P.E.N.I.S.^TM kit if  you're interested in a cross-promotion!

Am I getting paid royalties for every drink sold?

[Beren Von Ostwick]

I think we can come to an accommodation, certainly.

 

*Ber slides a folded piece of paper across the table to Roy*

 

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"Per case sold, 1lb of bacon (snoufleur variety) and one bolt of plaideweave."

 

You also run interference (aka, terminate) with any wally world goons trying to horn in on it because of a similarity in name to a certain dog food.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Hmmm, I will need to consider. /Solas voice

[Lady Luminous]

One day. One day I will find all the bloody caprice coins. I was so close too!

[Beren Von Ostwick]

• Why can't combat be more like DA:O?
• Why can't the whole damned game just be DA:O redone?!

*Ber sniffles nostalgically...*

 

I miss DA:O's Combat Executions

 

*Ber drinks*

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Screw those caprice coins and blackmail. *drink* Ain't no one got time for that ****. *drink*

Top: "What? I'm awake, I swear!"

[Lady Luminous]

Screw those caprice coins and blackmail. *drink* Ain't no one got time for that ****. *drink*

Top: "What? I'm awake, I swear!"

One day I will best those damned quests.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

I got them all on my first play through, I'm not doing it again as I see no benefit. *drink*

[Lady Luminous]

Wtf? Why is the game letting Adrostos flirt with Cassandra? (I've staunchly refused to click despite my curiousity) Adrostos is head over heels for Josephine!

*grumbles*