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#10201
AlexiaRevan

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so what did ya write ?? it better be PG Stuff... :lol:



#10202
LightningPoodle

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Hey maybe you should teach me, not the other way around.

 

I wonder if I should send your mummy a PM.. question is, what? Dirty stuff doesn't work on her.

 

Perhaps I should just send her a blank PM? Do you think that would work?

Then she would be the real "a woman who wants for nothing"...

 

Yes, I think that would work.  :P Go dirty. No one can resist dirty when it's private.  :lol:



#10203
LightningPoodle

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so what did ya write ?? it better be PG Stuff... :lol:

 

It isn't going to be PG.



#10204
AlexiaRevan

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If she likes it, she's welcome to do with it as she pleases. I'm just not going to be the one posting it.  ^_^

Argh..

 

Dont tell me ya went all sappy ! 

 

'raveness , lets go furry ! let sail away and you can use my tail ! I bark and Bark but never bite ! ' 



#10205
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Okay, before this headcanon stuff gets away with itself, Dame is not preggers with Voly baby.  I was a gentleman and she is the very definition of lady.  NOT preggers.  yet.

 

 

*drinks*

EDIT:  Well, Dame, to be honest, I will step up and be daddy.   And yeah, I guess that little yellow thing Rivaini popped out too...

 

*Mans up*

 

Ravenesse too?!

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I need a drink... yes.. a drink.. Cabot!..



#10206
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Why is the Prothean still alive? *asks again*


A failing of your primitive peers.

In my cycle, such incompetence would see someone thrown out the airlock.
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#10207
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Oh, crap.

 

NOT MY FAULT!  Badonkadonk headcanon'd it into existence!



#10208
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Hey maybe you should teach me, not the other way around.

 

I wonder if I should send your mummy a PM.. question is, what? Dirty stuff doesn't work on her.

 

Perhaps I should just send her a blank PM? Do you think that would work?

Then she would be the real "a woman who wants for nothing"...

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#10209
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Yes, I think that would work.  :P Go dirty. No one can resist dirty when it's private.  :lol:

 

Are you trying to get my arse kicked to the curb!?

I thought we were bonding as stepmum and son... :crying:

 

 

Ravenesse too?!

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I need a drink... yes.. a drink.. Cabot!..

 

Don't you get it?

 

He isn't in love with you.. he just needs somebody to take care of the brats so he can go out and knock more wimminz up. ;)



#10210
LightningPoodle

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Argh..

 

Dont tell me ya went all sappy ! 

 

'raveness , lets go furry ! let sail away and you can use my tail ! I bark and Bark but never bite ! ' 

 

Nope, just gonna be sex. No talking (I fail at writing that) just descriptive sex. 



#10211
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If she likes it, she's welcome to do with it as she pleases. I'm just not going to be the one posting it.  ^_^

 

Aaaand the fun is lost... 

 

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#10212
AlexiaRevan

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Nope, just gonna be sex. No talking (I fail at writing that) just descriptive sex. 

*facepalm* I'm formatting ya PC! 



#10213
LightningPoodle

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Ravenesse too?!

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I need a drink... yes.. a drink.. Cabot!..

 

You can't drink if you're up the duff.



#10214
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Don't you get it?

 

He isn't in love with you.. he just needs somebody to take care of the brats so he can go out and knock more wimminz up. ;)

 

Donk, you are my fbro and I love you, but you deserve this.  It's for your own good!

 

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#10215
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Hey maybe you should teach me, not the other way around.

I wonder if I should send your mummy a PM.. question is, what? Dirty stuff doesn't work on her.

Perhaps I should just send her a blank PM? Do you think that would work?
Then she would be the real "a woman who wants for nothing"...


"Oh just shave something into your privates, dear."

#10216
LightningPoodle

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Are you trying to get my arse kicked to the curb!?

I thought we were bonding as stepmum and son... :crying:

 

I'm sure she would like it if it's done tastefully and respectfully. We are bonding. If this works, our bonding will have jumped another level.  :D



#10217
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My likes! They're still gone!

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so uncalled for. smh. that poor door



#10218
LightningPoodle

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Aaaand the fun is lost... 

 

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Sorry.  :(



#10219
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Ravenesse too?!

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I need a drink... yes.. a drink.. Cabot!..

I didn't pop out something yellow. Just to clarify. But we had an amaaaazing night, the Volun Sex God and me *nods* Volun Glory and all.

 

 

Nope, just gonna be sex. No talking (I fail at writing that) just descriptive sex. 

I'm really curious 'cause it never worked on me before :D

 

And I'm far too slow for this thread, sorry :(



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Err.. that would work on you, I take it? :lol:

 

 

"Oh just shave something into your privates, dear."

 

LMAO.

 

Yeah I'd have to shave something like...

 

"Do not enter; chaste relationship" :lol:



#10221
ravenesse

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Err.. that would work on you, I take it? :lol:

I just remebered that I haven't jumped on you for a while, so... shut up and take that ****** kiss, biatch!



#10222
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Damn, you're right!

*just shuts up and waits for elven glory*

Atta girl!

 

Ravenesse too?!

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I need a drink... yes.. a drink.. Cabot!..

i tried to warn you....



#10223
ravenesse

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i tried to warn you....

Why warn? I thought you don't mind sharing? Cause caring!



#10224
LightningPoodle

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I'm really curious 'cause it never worked on me before :D

 

And I'm far too slow for this thread, sorry :(

 

Alright so if it doesn't work, it might not be because it was sh*t.  :lol: That's a good sign.  :P



#10225
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I didn't pop out something yellow. Just to clarify. But we had an amaaaazing night, the Volun Sex God and me *nods* Volun Glory and all.

 

So... that part was all just a bad dream???  Oh, thank the Maker!  Whew, Okay Dame, it is just OBB...

 

*drinks in celebration*