Alright so if it doesn't work, it might not be because it was sh*t.
That's a good sign.
The important word here is 'might' 
So... that part was all just a bad dream??? Oh, thank the Maker! Whew, Okay Dame, it is just OBB...
*drinks in celebration*
I told you several times I can't remember giving birth. Thanks for not noticing... *walks away from the stupid volus*
I just remebered that I haven't jumped on you for a while, so... shut up and take that ****** kiss, biatch!
YO ! Pirate! watcha doing!!!
Guest_Donkson_*
So... that part was all just a bad dream??? Oh, thank the Maker! Whew, Okay Dame, it is just OBB...
*drinks in celebration*
She did pop out something yellow.. but the Volus taint made her forget. Anyhow, it grew at a fast rate, eventually evolving into this.
But never mind.. considering that the evolution was quite fast, it grew an intelligent brain and decided to leave the DrinkQuisition for good. Never to be seen again. 
Mind you.. if people start getting eaten alive somewhere far far away.. we'll know why. You may have to take responsibility.. I got your back, bro. I'll help you take down this abomination.
The important word here is 'might'
Well, I don't do it often so I wouldn't say I've honed my talent for smut. If it's sh*t, it's sh*t. Previously, they've done the trick. 
YO ! Pirate! watcha doing!!!
Jumping HB. Again. As I did several, seeeeveral times. And long. Sooo long.
Gotta problem?
Oh, crap.
NOT MY FAULT! Badonkadonk headcanon'd it into existence!
*very calmly.. too calmly*
...you are making your situation worse...
Don't you get it?
He isn't in love with you.. he just needs somebody to take care of the brats so he can go out and knock more wimminz up.
Certainly looks like it...
You can't drink if you're up the duff.
I'm not "up the duff" (thank you, UrbanDictionary).
Why warn? I thought you don't mind sharing? Cause caring!
That's LI's with no strings attached. You and I are cool with the sharing thing, but I wasn't sure how The Dame felt about it.
She did pop out something yellow.. but the Volus taint made her forget. Anyhow, it grew at a fast rate, eventually evolving into this.
But never mind.. considering that the evolution was quite fast, it grew an intelligent brain and decided to leave the DrinkQuisition for good. Never to be seen again.
Mind you.. if people start getting eaten alive somewhere far far away.. we'll know why. You may have to take responsibility.. I got your back, bro. I'll help you take down this abomination.
So... why do you remember?
Well, I don't do it often so I wouldn't say I've honed my talent for smut.
You've done this before? Okay, you can stop now. I felt special, but now... 
Guest_Roly Voly_*
...we had an amaaaazing night, the Volun Sex God and me *nods* Volun Glory and all.
You heard it here, folks!
I'm not "up the duff" (thank you, UrbanDictionary).
You're not!? Then... then what have I been thinking off then?
So... why do you remember?
You've done this before? Okay, you can stop now. I felt special, but now...
Only twice if that's any consolation. And it was for the same person. And it was unique to her.
You heard it here, folks!
The love poem I wrote right after that night was better
Jumping HB. Again. As I did several, seeeeveral times. And long. Sooo long.
Gotta problem?
Jumping HB. Again. As I did several, seeeeveral times. And long. Sooo long.
Gotta problem?
Guest_Donkson_*
Jumping HB. Again. As I did several, seeeeveral times. And long. Sooo long.
Gotta problem?
Awkward... 
So... why do you remember?
You've done this before? Okay, you can stop now. I felt special, but now...
Because I was there when you were giving birth!!
When I saw that yellow thing though...
Punched by Xena...
*passes out happily*
Punched by Xena...
*passes out happily*
time for elven glory to move in.
Guest_Roly Voly_*
*very calmly.. too calmly*
...you are making your situation worse...
Certainly looks like it...
I'm not "up the duff" (thank you, UrbanDictionary).
Dear Dame, I cannot change the past, whatever the truth of that past may (and frankly that's confusing and up in the air right now) or may not be. I -will- step up and own the past, whatever it ends up being, but I cannot change it.
I shall wait.
Guest_Donkson_*
You heard it here, folks!
LMAO.
Oh baby... those legs. 
..what? that's it? lame!
time for elven glory to move in.
And fabulous jawlines!
Dear Dame, I cannot change the past, whatever the truth of that past may (and frankly that's confusing and up in the air right now) or may not be. I -will- step up and own the past, whatever it ends up being, but I cannot change it.
I shall wait.
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