*Ber laughs his butt off* You silly ladies! I just went OOL on your hilarious Cumberbatch gif parade. Goofy fangirling over celebr....

OMG SAMANTHA FOX!!!! *Ber squees and faints*
The North remembers.
Finally did Wicked Eyes and Wicked Hearts, reconciled Briala and Celene and had stable fun times with Blackwall, all in all a good day. Now to wait on War table things.
Off to the Winter Palace. I am going to try for the public truce ending again. 48th times' the charm?
Why a truce? I preffer something a bit more..... permanent......
And just how is that restoring order as Cassandra declared?
Are we now turning her into a liar? Is that the new thing?
*Watches silently as Cassandra dumps the Dr. Pepper into the harbor*
I liked that option personally. Required a tiny bit more effort, and they publicly announce a truce and working together .. for now. Orlais is stronger with both of them at that point in time.
I liked it too. Actually, only one of my inquisitors used that option and she did later disband the Inquisition. She didn't know that was going to happen, but there it is.I liked that option personally. Required a tiny bit more effort, and they publicly announce a truce and working together .. for now. Orlais is stronger with both of them at that point in time.
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Also...

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Hey, Orlais sucks. Everyone should know by now. Useless dumb*****, the lot of them, with their petty politicking and the Game.
I really like Dog Lords. Mostly because Alistair is a bro, and Teagan isn't a **** if you don't put him in a ****load of stress for a decade straight.
And the City Elf being Fereldan, too. And.... reasons.
(And Gaspard is D-O-N-E ****ed in all my games.)
(Also, fix up your censor, BioWare, or don't make me risk action on your part when I plan on profanities.)
Ooh, we talking about the Orlais mess?
I liked playing that part as Enna. Gave the chance to play to aspects of her personality:
1. She's an iron willed matriarch of an extended family and a descendant of a proud line of knights. The childish games of the Orlesians neither impress nor phaze her.
2. Having the choice, the good of the elves comes first. All elves.
With that in mind, Celene paid the price for her crimes, the oafish Gaspard was humiliated as a puppet of Briala and Briala was reminded that Enna was not someone she could manipulate and that she would be watching her closely in case she forgot the reason she was placed in charge.
Don't. Mess. With. Enna.
You WILL lose.
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Well. ****, right.
In other news, both Sera and Leliana threads are on Page 2...
And I find myself wondering... What would Solas do?
So many cats feeling so triggered right now. Got a little shite in a few hours ago who didn't want to come in, jumpy as hell little brat too. Every step towards him made him take off little dumba** nearly ran straight into our sink hole in the back.
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I can confirm.Err.. I don't think Brolas would give two squirts tbh.
Exactly the problem. Solas would do nothing, thus I have to do something!