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[Al Foley]

*Foley watches all the mayhem while sipping on his water*

[Serza]

 

Bloody knife ears...

 

Knife what, Shemlen scum?

 

 

 

 

Yes sir, Master Sergeant Bugs Bunny!

[Beren Von Ostwick]

*Ber frantically activates his anti-cat CIWS*  This is going to get messy...

 

[Al Foley]

Especially with the gif Serza quoted, I now got 'Filthy Shemlen Scum!' bouncing around in my head. 

[HuldraDancer]

It wouldn't be war if it wasn't a little messy.

 

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Shark?  SHARK!

 

 

You win!  Sea monsters scare me more than Australia.

 

Knife what, Shemlen scum?

 

Ears.  Those big things on the side of your head.

[Beerfish]

DA Hero:  "Greetings!  I am here to help you out!"

Dalish Clan: "Shemlen scum, you should not be in this place."

DA Hero: "Well I can understand you Dalish want to be left alone and all but you Keeper let lose a demon that has killed half of your clan and I am good at dealing with them."

Dalish Clan:  "We don't trust your kind, we will have an arrow at your back at all times, our keeper is too liberal with you Shems."

DA Hero:  "But....I am here to help, there are bodies everywhere it does not look like you have things under control"

Dalish Clan: "That's what they all say and then they defile our forests and drive us out of our rightful lands!"

DA Hero:  "Look bub, half your clan is dead, I hear screams as it is over there.  I've already dealt with demons unleashed by the last 12 keepers I've encountered."

Dalish clan: "Pah!  We don't need the help of a Shem!  Well go ahead then but we will be watching you closely, don't you take any of our elf root!"

DA Hero:  "For the Makers sake....."

[HuldraDancer]

Shark?  SHARK!

 

 

You win!  Sea monsters scare me more than Australia.

 

 

Ears.  Those big things on the side of your head.

 

Yay! Victory! 

 

 

*hastily adds Ber's fear of sea monsters to the list*

[Beren Von Ostwick]

  Oh, don't forget to sleep with the elven maiden and then brag about it to her wannabe hunter fiance!  That should really endear you to them! 

 

Then steal their elfroot...

[Lady Luminous]

*Ber sneaks up behind HuldraDancer and...*
 

 
Mwahahahaha!  *Ber  grabs all the cookies and runs off cackling wildly*
 
 
 
Great job!!

Beren! That is not how we treat our guests!

[Beren Von Ostwick]

No no no, see, that's just it!  That was me showing him that he's DQ family now!  I wouldn't just whack anyone over the head with a frying pan, you know.

[HuldraDancer]

Beren! That is not how we treat our guests!

 

*Hides behind Dazzle*

 

Yeah tell him. Last time try to break out a tea party.

 

Not really but at least for the rest of the day, well hour, 10 minutes.

 

No no no, see, that's just it!  That was me showing him that he's DQ family now!  I wouldn't just whack anyone over the head with a frying pan, you know.

 

Uh huh a likely story you just wanted those cookies to yaself

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

I heard something about tea...

[Lady Luminous]

No no no, see, that's just it!  That was me showing him that he's DQ family now!  I wouldn't just whack anyone over the head with a frying pan, you know.

...That's just plain bad manners, Ber. Family or no.

[HuldraDancer]

I heard something about tea...

 

There was tea and cookies, Ber took all the cookies.

 

There's still tea though.

[Al Foley]

DA Hero:  "Greetings!  I am here to help you out!"

Dalish Clan: "Shemlen scum, you should not be in this place."

DA Hero: "Well I can understand you Dalish want to be left alone and all but you Keeper let lose a demon that has killed half of your clan and I am good at dealing with them."

Dalish Clan:  "We don't trust your kind, we will have an arrow at your back at all times, our keeper is too liberal with you Shems."

DA Hero:  "But....I am here to help, there are bodies everywhere it does not look like you have things under control"

Dalish Clan: "That's what they all say and then they defile our forests and drive us out of our rightful lands!"

DA Hero:  "Look bub, half your clan is dead, I hear screams as it is over there.  I've already dealt with demons unleashed by the last 12 keepers I've encountered."

Dalish clan: "Pah!  We don't need the help of a Shem!  Well go ahead then but we will be watching you closely, don't you take any of our elf root!"

DA Hero:  "For the Makers sake....."

The Dalish really are that pathetic...

 

***

 

Anyone gonna be up for me doing a IYHSB live stream in about 23 hours time? 

[Lady Luminous]

I heard something about tea...

Dienne is here!

[Lady Luminous]

The Dalish really are that pathetic...
 
***
 
Anyone gonna be up for me doing a IYHSB live stream in about 23 hours time?

Nope, I'll either be sleeping or at work.

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

There was tea and cookies, Ber took all the cookies.

 

There's still tea though.

-snip-

That's no problem, I bring pastries! 

Spoiler

 

Dienne is here!
-snip-

[Al Foley]

Howdy Dienne.

[HuldraDancer]

That's no problem, I bring pastries! 

Spoiler

 

 

Oh those looks so tasty!

 

 

*ducks under table and slowly takes pastries out of fear of being hit again*

[Lady Luminous]

Dienne, you brought macarons! You are officially my favourite!

 

[Beerfish]

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Howdy Dienne.

Cheers

 

Oh those looks so tasty!

-snip-

 

*ducks under table and slowly takes pastries out of fear of being hit again*

I know! *¬* 

 

Dienne, you brought macarons! You are officially my favourite!

-snip-

 

The other day I went to a bakery that had macarons of at least eight different colors/flavors.

[Lady Luminous]

Cheers

 

I know! *¬* 

 

 

The other day I went to a bakery that had macarons of at least eight different colors/flavors.

 

 

Rose, Sangria and Lime are my three most favouritest flavours!