Yep, because this is me, so I need help from my Paragon. But her and I can discuss that later
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Frankly, this morning, I'd rather discuss the amusing concept of indoor bbq and how you Aussies just lost a few cool points.
Sure, hun if you need to talk 
Closest thing to shock for me was seeing Melisandra give birth to a demon baby. It was also the first episode my mum watched. I was like:
Ha! Good job you weren't here for the birth of the OBB then! Drinks to ....... memories.
Guest_Donkson_*
Ya. I know how uncomfortable I would have been watching a few of those scenes with me mummy...
WHAT?! Rule #1: Don't stick it in crazy!
You've broken that rule, twice now. 
But the way your kids keep coming out... if you stuck it in Melisandre, there really would be a Doomsday.
WHAT?! Rule #1: Don't stick it in crazy!
Then keep to your own damn rule!
Ya. I know how uncomfortable I would have been watching a few of those scenes with me mummy...
WHAT?! Rule #1: Don't stick it in crazy!
Yeah, my mum stopped watching afterwards. The next one she did watch, was when
Rule #2: Always put it in sexy! 
Guest_Donkson_*
*Clears throat*
Turns around from filling Snoufleur's trunk with green gloop. There ya go pal, next time someone punches you they'll get a big fuckoff surprise (sniggers).
Hey Roly ..... waves. How ya doin' mate?
Yes, yes we do even if we only get to use it about twice a year
Hey, you BBQ and that is what matters. I greatly approve.
Guest_Donkson_*
Yeah, my mum stopped watching afterwards. The next one she did watch, was when
SpoilerThat one went down well.
Rule #2: Always put it in sexy!
Is it wrong that I peed my pants laughing at that scene?
And what if you got nothing to stick in with...? 
Guest_Roly Voly_*
SO um, yeah, bogfishers. Crazy bastards, eh?
SO um, yeah, bogfishers. Crazy bastards, eh?
Personal vendetta? *drink*
Guest_Donkson_*
SO um, yeah, bogfishers. Crazy bastards, eh?
Are you trying to change the subject? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm dying of laughter here.
*Clears throat*
Stop trying to sell your abomination as mine.
Is it wrong that I peed my pants laughing at that scene?
Is it wrong that I peed my pants laughing at that scene?
And what if you got nothing to stick in with...?
Ummm... a little bit. 
You've have fingers I assume? 
Ummm... a little bit.
You've have fingers I assume?
No. She's like this:
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Personal vendetta? *drink*
Don't wanna say too much since I know you don't have the DLC yet, but yeah... fecking "non-hostile" pieces of shite.
Are you trying to change the subject? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm dying of laughter here.
Guest_Donkson_*
Stop trying to sell your abomination as mine.
LOL! Sorry sweetheart, but I'm not the one who had sex with the Volus...
Ummm... a little bit.
You've have fingers I assume?
Of course. And a tongue.
Umm.. I should spoiler this to explain myself at why I laughed.
That feeling when your four day weekend is very nearly over:
I need a drink:
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Then keep to your own damn rule!
But you're not crazy!! If you're referring to MD, I remind you that y'all put me, passed out, in a room with her. I was the victim there!
Stop trying to sell your abomination as mine.
OMG... It totally makes sense now! She doesn't want anyone to know she let a you know what up her you know what and had a you know what, so she's saying it's yours!!
Donk, step up, be a mommy!
Cabot, I think I'll need a triple shot for this revelation...
Hey, you BBQ and that is what matters. I greatly approve.
Hell yeah! It's like an initiation rite here. What's the forecast you say, snow? Fire up the BBQ! Seriously, last year (or maybe the year before that) it rained for 365 days here so we just make the best of it. Drinks.
Of course. And a tongue.
Umm.. I should spoiler this to explain myself at why I laughed.
Spoiler
Guest_Donkson_*
But you're not crazy!! If you're referring to MD, I remind you that y'all put me, passed out, in a room with her. I was the victim there!
OMG... It totally makes sense now! She doesn't want anyone to know she let a you know what up her you know what and had a you know what, so she's saying it's yours!!
Donk, step up, be a mommy!
Cabot, I think I'll need a triple shot for this revelation...
**** off if a "you know what" went up "you know where", that "you know what" would be severed off, pulled inside out and fed to the dog.. Also, I'd be grinding my downstairs region off.. and probably all my innards would fall out in the process. But still, that beats knowing a weenie was there...
Rivaini is the ******. She fucked you. She had that yellow abomination thing.. now really guys, stop being irresponsible.
OMG... It totally makes sense now! She doesn't want anyone to know she let a you know what up her you know what and had a you know what, so she's saying it's yours!!
Donk, step up, be a mommy!
Cabot, I think I'll need a triple shot for this revelation...
Have you bedded all the broads here?
**** off if a "you know what" went up "you know where", that "you know what" would be severed off, pulled inside out and fed to the dog.. Also, I'd be grinding my downstairs region off.. and probably all my innards would fall out in the process. But still, that beats knowing a weenie was there...
Rivaini is the ******. She fucked you. She had that yellow abomination thing.. now really guys, stop being irresponsible.
How delicious. 
Why am I hungry now...?
Guest_Donkson_*
How delicious.
Why am I hungry now...?
But you're not crazy!!
OMG... It totally makes sense now! She doesn't want anyone to know she let a you know what up her you know what and had a you know what, so she's saying it's yours!!
Donk, step up, be a mommy!
Finally he got it *pats bg*
Rivaini is the ******.
She fucked you.
She had that yellow abomination thing..
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