You're just jealous because you passed out before you even got to compete last time!
It was rigged, I tell ya. Rigged! *drink* And this is not my drink!
ToP: Arty!

Well that's at least a 9.8 for spirit and effort, Beerfish! Also, like your new avatar. ![]()
Good morning! Uhhh....
Who's got the sharpies? I have super-glue ....
Well that's at least a 9.8 for spirit and effort, Beerfish! Also, like your new avatar.
I may have vomited up some dog kibble after my twirling routine.
(Yeah I had not changed my Av for far too long.)
Bugger! I was going to use that one!
*enters tavern, looks around confused, then goes back to check if she entered the right building, then returns*
*Streaks through Skyhold like a lunatic, wielding Andraste's Phallus*
..Okay..
Let me help take your mind off it,
Spoiler
PENISTM are half price at the moment - if Cabot isn't behind the bar - Dave will make change
Usual price?
Ahem!
..it's been awile so I'm a little out of shape..
..okay, lets see if I remember how to do it...
*pouts* OK, I'm sorry - here, let me make it up to you
Spoiler
Oh!
Right it's easy!
Ahem!

I'm in!
Using Fairbanks again, huh?
^^LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Fairbanks. xD
Who's got the sharpies? I have super-glue ....
Do you happen to have any glitter? Wait--*rummages around in pockets* still have glitter left over from the Dame glitter bomb.
I'm fabulous.
*snip*
*****, please.
Stupid frickin' glitter. *drink*coughs up glitter*
Bugger! I was going to use that one!

Ugh. Glitter. I'll be back when it's less... glittery here.
I'm fabulous.
Dame! Roy has video footage ... ![]()
*****, please.
Spoiler
Stupid frickin' glitter. *drink*coughs up glitter*
*Throws a bucket of cold water over Dame.* Welcome, buddy ![]()
I really want to find the rest of this.

I can't help but feel it would make good... material. ![]()
Well that's just asking for some burned bits. And another tavern fire!
*snip*
What do we call an average day in the Drinkquisition?
Tuesday.
This person understands. Drinks on the house.
*Beren gasps at Her Royness*
OMG, would you PLEASE think of the children?! Nice ladies love children.
ETA: *Ber suddenly panics as auto-filter decides to be pretty stupidly selective, and edits post...*
I used asterisks! Stache did it.
*ignoring Roy enters hunting mode, bats eyelashes*
Helloooo theree!
*snip*
That's all you're getting. *drink* Ha.
You do not even want to know what horrors I had to observe trying to find a cute gif of someone getting their face drawn on...
I admit to being tempted to try now. With drink in hand of course.
*Throws a bucket of cold water over Dame.* Welcome, buddy

I was wooing here. Buddy.
You do not even want to know what horrors I had to observe trying to find a cute gif of someone getting their face drawn on...
Yeah, I think I know, because I searched the similar theme a few times already. Gross.
I don't think so? Why?Pleasure doing business.
Val Royeaux? Do they have a pool shop there?
Well that's just asking for some burned bits. And another tavern fire!
But it would be damn hot if you know what I mean.
