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#10551
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Elves are inclined to horse around.

 

<_<

Yup, we do crazy things.



#10552
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Yup, we do crazy things.

 

I wonder... if you could cut an elf's ear off, you could use it as a murder knife? Would it be sharp enough?



#10553
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I wonder... if you could cut an elf's ear off, you could use it as a murder knife? Would it be sharp enough?

Don't know until you try it.



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Don't know until you try it.

 

Come here then.

 

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#10555
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Come here then.

 

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Pinkie stuck in a giant wet condom ?  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:



#10556
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Come here then.

 

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The hell...?



#10557
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Pinkie stuck in a giant wet condom ?  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

 

It's better than the chastity belt.

 

Anyway, I really should have used this one:

 

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#10558
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Come here then.

 

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I was not volunteering!



#10559
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Throwing Blades doesn't do as much damage.


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#10560
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The hell...?

 

:lol:

 

Your reaction... gold.

 

 

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Throwing Blades doesn't do as much damage.

 

Damn... no thousand cuts?

 

Boooooooring.


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#10561
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Hehehey! I got Dr Pepper Motherf*ckers!



#10562
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Well now... Where did everybody go? Y'all leave a poodle to drink on his own?



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Well now... Where did everybody go? Y'all leave a poodle to drink on his own?

 

Nope. I'm still here bro. Just a bit slow today/tonight.. probably because the long weekend is over.

 

Ugh.. where did it go? Back to ****** work tomorrow. BS.

 

*Fake drinks to drown sorrows*



#10564
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This is mummy.

 

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#10565
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Nope. I'm still here bro. Just a bit slow today/tonight.. probably because the long weekend is over.

 

Ugh.. where did it go? Back to ****** work tomorrow. BS.

 

*Fake drinks to drown sorrows*

 

Prochnost! *downs a shot*

 

Edit:

 

That is Russian for strength.  :P



#10566
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This is mummy.

 

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:blink: That's f*cking weird... 



#10567
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Prochnost! *downs a shot*

 

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That is Russian for strength.  :P

 

Oh man I'm gonna need that "prochnost" for tomorrow when I return to the grind. :lol:

 

Are you Russian?

 

 

:blink: That's f*cking weird... 

 

LMAO.



#10568
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Oh man I'm gonna need that "prochnost" for tomorrow when I return to the grind. :lol:

 

Are you Russian?

 

Nope. It's the only Russian I know and I learnt it from watching Arrow. Don't worry, I fact checked to make sure it was right.  :lol:



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*Roly storms in and throws a headless body on the floor*

 

That was literally the last time this ****** said literally when he shouldn't have!

 

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Good, now I can just drink instead of killing the arseholes that do that.

 

Cabot, clean that up.

 

*Drinks and walks back out the door*


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#10570
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*Roly storms in and throws a headless body on the floor*

 

That was literally the last time this ****** said literally when he shouldn't have!

 

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Good, now I can just drink instead of killing the arseholes that do that.

 

Cabot, clean that up.

 

*Drinks and walks back out the door*

 

My house is literally 5 minutes and 39 seconds away from the closest store that sells Dr Pepper.



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*Roly storms in and throws a headless body on the floor*

 

That was literally the last time this ****** said literally when he shouldn't have!

 

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Good, now I can just drink instead of killing the arseholes that do that.

 

Cabot, clean that up.

 

*Drinks and walks back out the door*

 

Wot.



#10572
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Wot.

 

I'm assuming he is p*ssed off because people use literally as a form of emphasis rather than the true meaning, which is the exact.

 

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Wait! Roly is a he, yes? I'm not making another mistake here, am I?



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#10574
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My house is literally 5 minutes and 39 seconds away from the closest store that sells Dr Pepper.

 

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Wot.

 

 

I'm assuming he is p*ssed off because people use literally as a form of emphasis rather than the true meaning, which is the exact.

 

Edit:

 

Wait! Roly is a he, yes? I'm not making another mistake here, am I?

 

Yes, and yes I am male!

 

*Giggles @Bunny*  Very true!


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#10575
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Paragon dashes into bar cleaned up and wearing 'I Love Dick' tee.

 

I'm gonna be gone for a few days guys .... gonna take me a trip to Cern

 

http://www.thejourna...032434-Apr2015/

 

Oh wait ....


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