Elves are inclined to horse around.
Yup, we do crazy things.
Elves are inclined to horse around.
Yup, we do crazy things.
Guest_Donkson_*
Yup, we do crazy things.
I wonder... if you could cut an elf's ear off, you could use it as a murder knife? Would it be sharp enough?
I wonder... if you could cut an elf's ear off, you could use it as a murder knife? Would it be sharp enough?
Don't know until you try it.
Guest_Donkson_*
Don't know until you try it.
Come here then.

Come here then.
Pinkie stuck in a giant wet condom ?
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Come here then.
The hell...?
Guest_Donkson_*
Pinkie stuck in a giant wet condom ?
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It's better than the chastity belt.
Anyway, I really should have used this one:

Come here then.
I was not volunteering!

Throwing Blades doesn't do as much damage.
Guest_Donkson_*
The hell...?
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Your reaction... gold.
Throwing Blades doesn't do as much damage.
Damn... no thousand cuts?
Boooooooring.
Hehehey! I got Dr Pepper Motherf*ckers!
Well now... Where did everybody go? Y'all leave a poodle to drink on his own?
Guest_Donkson_*
Well now... Where did everybody go? Y'all leave a poodle to drink on his own?
Nope. I'm still here bro. Just a bit slow today/tonight.. probably because the long weekend is over.
Ugh.. where did it go? Back to ****** work tomorrow. BS.
*Fake drinks to drown sorrows*
Guest_Donkson_*
This is mummy.

Nope. I'm still here bro. Just a bit slow today/tonight.. probably because the long weekend is over.
Ugh.. where did it go? Back to ****** work tomorrow. BS.
*Fake drinks to drown sorrows*
Prochnost! *downs a shot*
Edit:
That is Russian for strength. ![]()
This is mummy.
That's f*cking weird...
Guest_Donkson_*
Prochnost! *downs a shot*
Edit:
That is Russian for strength.
Oh man I'm gonna need that "prochnost" for tomorrow when I return to the grind. ![]()
Are you Russian?
That's f*cking weird...
LMAO.
Oh man I'm gonna need that "prochnost" for tomorrow when I return to the grind.
Are you Russian?
Nope. It's the only Russian I know and I learnt it from watching Arrow. Don't worry, I fact checked to make sure it was right. ![]()
Guest_Roly Voly_*
*Roly storms in and throws a headless body on the floor*
That was literally the last time this ****** said literally when he shouldn't have!

Good, now I can just drink instead of killing the arseholes that do that.
Cabot, clean that up.
*Drinks and walks back out the door*
*Roly storms in and throws a headless body on the floor*
That was literally the last time this ****** said literally when he shouldn't have!
Good, now I can just drink instead of killing the arseholes that do that.
Cabot, clean that up.
*Drinks and walks back out the door*
My house is literally 5 minutes and 39 seconds away from the closest store that sells Dr Pepper.
Guest_Donkson_*
*Roly storms in and throws a headless body on the floor*
That was literally the last time this ****** said literally when he shouldn't have!
Good, now I can just drink instead of killing the arseholes that do that.
Cabot, clean that up.
*Drinks and walks back out the door*
Wot.
Wot.
I'm assuming he is p*ssed off because people use literally as a form of emphasis rather than the true meaning, which is the exact.
Edit:
Wait! Roly is a he, yes? I'm not making another mistake here, am I?

Guest_Roly Voly_*
My house is literally 5 minutes and 39 seconds away from the closest store that sells Dr Pepper.

Wot.
I'm assuming he is p*ssed off because people use literally as a form of emphasis rather than the true meaning, which is the exact.
Edit:
Wait! Roly is a he, yes? I'm not making another mistake here, am I?
Yes, and yes I am male!
*Giggles @Bunny* Very true!
Paragon dashes into bar cleaned up and wearing 'I Love Dick' tee.
I'm gonna be gone for a few days guys .... gonna take me a trip to Cern
http://www.thejourna...032434-Apr2015/
Oh wait ....