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#106201
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I would like to go on record that I am not a racist. I just don't like Elves. Stuck up f- think they deserve more than they have.


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#106202
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Please tell me you guys (including you lurkers out there) can take a joke.


On BSN? HAHA!
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#106203
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I would like to go on record that I am not a racist. I just don't like Elves. Stuck up f- think they deserve more than they have.

 

That's kind of the problem. They don't have ****.



#106204
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That's kind of the problem. They don't have ****.

 

They have the dirt!



#106205
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I can't really blame you. I hate the Qunari. At least for now.



#106206
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Now now guys, you don't wanna wake the phan- I mean Dragon. :whistle:

Let's just all agree that people in Thedas are ****** morons, elves, humans, dwarves and qunari alike. And have a drink, hey? ;)
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#106207
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:rolleyes:

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#106208
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Now now guys, you don't wanna wake the phan- I mean Dragon. :whistle:

Let's just all agree that people in Thedas are ****** morons, elves, humans, dwarves and qunari alike. And have a drink, hey? ;)

 

I don't mind the morons actually. It's entertaining. I just think Qunari are kind of tacky. In-game, I hate the troll logic.



#106209
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Now now guys, you don't wanna wake the phan- I mean Dragon. :whistle:

Let's just all agree that people in Thedas are ****** morons, elves, humans, dwarves and qunari alike. And have a drink, hey? ;)

 

... My fight will never end!

 

... But I will take the opportunity to get sh-faced. Who knows, I might forget about my vendetta for a while. :P


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#106210
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Shitfaced? What time is it there?

 

It's only 8 AM here.. you guys are crazy if you think I'll drink :P



#106211
LightningPoodle

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Shitfaced? What time is it there?

 

It's only 8 AM here.. you guys are crazy if you think I'll drink :P

 

2:20pm



#106212
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I need to go to sleep actually. Have a fun afternoon ;)



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I don't mind the morons actually. It's entertaining. I just think Qunari are kind of tacky. In-game, I hate the troll logic.

I can name plenty of things that ****** me off in just about all factions in DA. But at the end of the day I know it's *Gasp* a.. Game! The faults are there to add conflict and drama to the plot blah blah blah.

But as you have seen, when you lurk the dark recesses of the cesspool known as the BSN, people cannot tell game from reality. Each event that happens in game that has some similarity to a real world event must be some sort of conspiracy or agenda.

We must not wake the Dragon.
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#106214
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-- clears throat --

 

I love elves!

 

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... My fight will never end!

... But I will take the opportunity to get sh-faced. Who knows, I might forget about my vendetta for a while. :P


*Whispers* I'll join you in your vendetta. Incognito. :bandit:

Did I ever mention how much I love slaughtering Merril's clan in DA2?

What's more hilarious is I only found out last year it was a choice.
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#106216
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There's a simple fix for that... - questionable humour in spoiler -

 

Spoiler

 

What joke, I'm only seeing a freedomthrower. Or is not 'Murican?



#106217
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The Dalish loop:

 

1 Dalish blame outsiders for everything

2 Dalish keeper has a prodigy that rebels

3 Dalish keeper makes shady deal with a demon

4 Dalish clan is slaughtered

5 Go back to the # 1



#106218
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What joke, I'm only seeing a freedomthrower. Or is not 'Murican?


You're a smart guy. You can figure it out.
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#106219
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There are some elves which I like (Merrill, Sera, Cillian)

 

some which I hate (Zathrian, Velanna)

 

and some elves I like, but would still throw a brick at their face :P (Fenris, Solas)


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#106220
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#106221
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Oh, yeah... Nice hockey match today.

 

...including the own goal... nothing personal...



#106222
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dwervesfervlerf


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Please tell me you guys (including you lurkers out there) can take a joke.

Idk what a 'Drinkquisition' is but: reported. :/
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#106224
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Idk what a 'Drinkquisition' is but: reported. :/

No, this is the Fade.


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#106225
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Idk what a 'Drinkquisition' is but: reported. :/


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