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Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)

Débuté par Guest_Roly Voly_* , janv. 31 2015 04:30

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#10726
AlexiaRevan
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 05:37

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I'm not corrupt...

Huhuhuh..

 

 

 

My... Can I buy you a drink?

Right....

 

ya are not... :lol:


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#10727
ModernAcademic
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 05:39

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I'm not corrupt...

 

 

My... Can I buy you a drink?

 

Mah body belongs tah Samson, love.  <3

 

My Inquisitor is having a private session with him. In bed.

 

He's showing her how to use the body in so many creative ways.  :police:


#10728
LightningPoodle
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 05:40

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You should check if she's single first. ;)

 

Good point...

 

Modern, are you single?


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#10729
LightningPoodle
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 05:41

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Mah body belongs tah Samson, love.  <3

 

My Inquisitor is having a private session with him. In bed.

 

He's showing her how to use the body in so many creative ways.  :police:

 

Can I join in?


#10730
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 05:43

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Lmao!!!

That's the way to do it, son.
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#10731
LightningPoodle
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 05:47

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Lmao!!!

That's the way to do it, son.

 

No harm in asking, right?  :lol:


#10732
Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 05:47

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:lol: It is so horrendous! I was laughing so hard I could barely pick any dialogue options.


Kinda makes me wanna do the Solas trollmance lol.
Okay I'm cackling like a loon thinking about the last romance scene. xD

#10733
AlexiaRevan
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 05:47

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Can I join in?

Yeah me too ! I wanna Join...so....I can see if its educative at all ya know ..and see if he is actually learning something  :lol:


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#10734
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Posté 07 avril 2015 - 05:49

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Yeah me too ! I wanna Join...so....I can see if its educative at all ya know ..and see if he is actually learning something :lol:

Oh gosh, having your mother join you in a threesome....I don't know what is more horrifying: the thought of her watching or the thought of her joining....

#10735
AlexiaRevan
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 05:50

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Oh gosh, having your mother join you in a threesome....I don't know what is more horrifying: the thought of her watching or the thought of her joining....

Probably her....giving tips while sitting at the edge of the bed....and using a long ruler to poke when something done wrong  :lol:


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#10736
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 05:51

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*Steals Paragon's kit and shoots vodka into his eyes BUT IT DOESN'T WORK FOR SCARY MENTAL IMAGERY*

 

*drinks instead*


#10737
ModernAcademic
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 05:52

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Good point...

 

Modern, are you single?

 

I'm married to Jesus.

 

 

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just kiddin'


#10738
ModernAcademic
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 05:53

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Can I join in?

 

Sorry, love. Three's a crowd.  :P


#10739
LightningPoodle
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 05:53

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Probably her....giving tips while sitting at the edge of the bed....and using a long ruler to poke when something done wrong  :lol:

 

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#10740
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 05:53

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Probably her....giving tips while sitting at the edge of the bed....and using a long ruler to poke when something done wrong  :lol:

 

Ahahaha!  You ever seen an old Kevin Bacon / Liz Perkins movie called "He Said, She Said" by chance?  Scene just like that where Perkins' parents are at  the end of the bed trying to give Bacon tips.


#10741
AlexiaRevan
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 05:53

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*Steals Paragon's kit and shoots vodka into his eyes BUT IT DOESN'T WORK FOR SCARY MENTAL IMAGERY*

 

*drinks instead*

Try my Asari drink ! *hand ya one*  :)

 

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#10742
ModernAcademic
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 05:55

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Yeah me too ! I wanna Join...so....I can see if its educative at all ya know ..and see if he is actually learning something  :lol:

 

The Drinkiquisition trying to turn a couple's normal s_x into an orgy. ROFL 


#10743
LightningPoodle
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 05:57

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Sorry, love. Three's a crowd.  :P

 

Well... it was worth a try anyway...

 

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#10744
ModernAcademic
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 05:57

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If this keeps up, soon enough, a sign will be posted outside Skyhold announcing when and where Samson and the Inquisitor are banging each other, so that more people can join. 

 

Ye're all bonkers, I tell ya.


#10745
AlexiaRevan
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 05:58

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The Drinkiquisition trying to turn a couple's normal s_x into an orgy. ROFL 

call it a double date...me and mah son..ya and Jesus.......ya play the wolfie...I be the mother hen..and we have the double date of the christ .  :P


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#10746
Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 05:59

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The Drinkiquisition trying to turn a couple's normal s_x into an orgy. ROFL

You mean we're not going to do that? *hangs head in disappointment*
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#10747
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Posté 07 avril 2015 - 05:59

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If this keeps up, soon enough, a sign will be posted outside Skyhold announcing when and where Samson and the Inquisitor are banging each other, so that more people can join.

Ye're all bonkers, I tell ya.


It would be the game that everybody wished for. ;)
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#10748
LightningPoodle
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 05:59

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call it a double date...me and mah son..ya and Jesus.......ya play the wolfie...I be the mother hen..and we have the double date of the christ .  :P

 

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#10749
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 06:00

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call it a double date...me and mah son..ya and Jesus.......ya play the wolfie...I be the mother hen..and we have the double date of the christ . :P


Are you cheating on me? *jealous rage*

#10750
AlexiaRevan
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 06:00

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If this keeps up, soon enough, a sign will be posted outside Skyhold announcing when and where Samson and the Inquisitor are banging each other, so that more people can join. 

 

Ye're all bonkers, I tell ya.

I can see flemeth walking in to tell them their fortune.... :lol:


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