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#107876
Almostfaceman

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"Run away! Run away!" < Seems like a lot of fantasy games play out like this for me.

 

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;)  :P


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#107877
Seraphim24

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Ok I found another one sorry can't resist, she just oozes so much sexuality it breaks my computer screen

 

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#107878
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It's funny that she's blonde...and mostly stays that way now. She makes such a good brunette.


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#107879
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I know! Steam is counting down the hours - I am sure it was supposed to be helpful, but it only encourages my tendencies to have tantrums due to not being instantly gratified.

That's just cruel!! :lol:

I'm pissed because some countries get to pre-load it on console, not sure about PC. Of course my slow, backwards country is not on that list. :angry:

I don't even feel like it's an expansion. I feel as if I'm getting a whole new game! They're improving the graphics and making a tonne of things simpler in regard to crafting, inventory management etc (not that it was hard before lol) plus 30 hours of gameplay.. Wow. They're also giving us a book to hunt down elusive Gwent cards!! Now I am certain I'll be able to get them all and complete that bloody quest :lol:
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#107880
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That's just cruel!! :lol:

I'm pissed because some countries get to pre-load the game on console, not sure about PC. Of course my slow, backwards country is not on that list. :angry:

I don't even feel like it's an expansion. I feel as if I'm getting a whole new game! They're improving the graphics and making a tonne of things simpler in regard to crafting, inventory management etc (not that it was hard before lol) plus 30 hours of gameplay.. Wow. They're also giving us a book to hunt down elusive Gwent cards!! Now I am certain I'll be able to get them all and complete that bloody quest :lol:

 

They're also visiting an interesting area from the books. I wonder if Geralt is going to mention any of his, um, previous adventures there. 



#107881
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I see your Holy Hand Grenade and raise you a Blessed Avtamat Kalashnikova...

 

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(HEYYY, I HAVE THAT SLING! YAY! YAY! YAY FOR ME!)



#107882
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They're also visiting an interesting area from the books. I wonder if Geralt is going to mention any of his, um, previous adventures there.


I'd say so. The game is filled with references :P (though I'm yet to reach the part in the saga where Geralt goes to Toussaint due to translations)

#107883
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I see your Holy Hand Grenade and raise you a Blessed Avtamat Kalashnikova...

 

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(HEYYY, I HAVE THAT SLING! YAY! YAY! YAY FOR ME!)

 

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#107884
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So a level 6 quest in TW3 for a level 6 Gerald suddenly involved contending with a level 12 monster without any warning; kill or die/fail.  Annoying.

 

The inventory icon fixes in the next TW3 patch sound jolly helpful, though, as does much of the rest of the fixes.

 

 

In other news, finally, Civil War later this afternoon,


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#107885
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So a level 6 quest in TW3 for a level 6 Gerald suddenly involved contending with a level 12 monster without any warning; kill or die/fail. Annoying.

The inventory icon fixes in the next TW3 patch sound jolly helpful, though, as does much of the rest of the fixes.


In other news, finally, Civil War later this afternoon,


The levelling system is one of my pet peeves about the game. That and how all the quests are scattered. I like to get everything done in one area but that's impossible :lol:

#107886
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So a level 6 quest in TW3 for a level 6 Gerald suddenly involved contending with a level 12 monster without any warning; kill or die/fail.  Annoying.

 

The inventory icon fixes in the next TW3 patch sound jolly helpful, though, as does much of the rest of the fixes.

 

 

In other news, finally, Civil War later this afternoon,

 

:lol: - that happens A LOT! 

 

BTW: Beware of environments where book collectors hang out.  ;)



#107887
Lynroy: Final Edition

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I knew them book collectors was dastardly bastards!


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#107888
Rel Fexive

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The areas are so large with those enticing question marks spread all over the place, it's hard to resist just running around and finding stuff.  And I've run away from a scary high-level monster more than once already!



#107889
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In other news, finally, Civil War later this afternoon,

 

Great film.



#107890
Lady Luminous

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You sure it was spent on grog entirely?

Dazzle needed three extra bus loads for her shoes.. I swear it was only one before.

What can I say, Antiva had some amazing sales!
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#107891
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Hotel bill sorted (someone owes me >.> ) and manuscript sent to publisher. Time to hit the road back to Skyhold.


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#107892
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*looks up from behind her books and notes at the people coming back from Antiva*

 

Anyone brought me a book about Xingese fashion? Heard it was the hype in Antiva a few years ago.



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Well Hakkon Wintersbreath is dead and Miracle of Sound has come out with a new song...good day 



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Did everyone leave Antiva? *keeps ordering drinks at the beach bar using a Cabots Bank of Thedas credit card*

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*sips margarita*


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#107895
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*sips margarita*


:o

You're alive!?
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#107896
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:o

You're alive!?

I was waylaid by a group of singing urchins and woke up in a bathtub outside of town, covered in maple syrup. I still seem to have my kidneys. :bandit:

=] 


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#107897
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Took a page out of your AO3, I bet... (Woah. I almost blushed.)


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#107898
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*sips margarita*

 

Pheeeew. I thought I was the only one left here! Didn't see because of falling asleep drunk in the sand taking a healthy nap in the hotel room. *orders more margaritas*


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#107899
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*Pops in for the first time since Roly went the Antiva Party, notices he is a good 30 pages behind...*

(Is there anything I need to read back for?  Can I safely just skip to here?)

 

Cassandra and Ser Barris, conferring at the war table over possible locations for the still missing DrinkQuisitor Templar Extraordinaire Beren are suddenly interrupted by a Templar recruit holding a box.

 

"Beg pardon, Lady Seeker, Knight Commander, but this box was left at the steps of the Templar tower.  It is closed with a wax seal from DrinkQuisitor Beren's Trevelyn family signet ring."

 

Cassandra leaps over the war table, snatches the box out of the recruit's hand, and slowly opens it...

 

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"BY THE MAKER!  IT'S.... it's.... it's the finest collection of delicious looking pastries I've ever seen!  Ser Barris, would you like one?"

"Certainly, Lady Seeker, but what is that cylindrical object buried beneath them?"

"Oh, it's a rolled up parchment.  Let's see what it says."

 

"To the square-jawed b***h who has poisoned the heart of my Templar away from me.  I concede defeat and present you with these pastries as a sign of submission in this matter.  We have all had our fun with your little boy toy over the last fortnight and out of compassion for what was once shared between us, I have released him, more or less unharmed, at an undisclosed location.  Pray you never find yourself in Miss T's lair.  You will not be so fortunate.

 

- The Whatever formerly known as Sharona"

 

"BARRIS!  Rally the Templars!  We ride in search of our DrinkQuisitor!"

"Yes, Lady Seeker!"

 

*Meanwhile, somewhere in the Ferelden Bannorn, a familiar face looks around, utterly lost and confused...*

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#107900
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I don't know. I'm in Antiva, looking for clues. Mostly because OH LOOK HEY, I wasn't here the past few days (still feel uneasy for some reason) and have no idea what happened. Tracking is a hard job if the prey has days of advantage!