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[BountyhunterGER]

That 'stache sure get's around!  Someone's been busy ....

 

 

glances at IR 

It works exactly like in this vid

 

Now that's a bisexual cheesburger!

Druffy burger was originally intended to be a bi romance option.. yup that works

[Bunny]

 

I'M SO JEALOUS OF YOUR JAMMIES!

 

They are super comfy, I love them. 

[LightningPoodle]

But...but he was too young to die!

 

I know. I know. Tastes good though.  Here, try some. *passes over my drool covered leg of Druffy*

[BlackDragonYue]

I know. I know. Tastes good though.  Here, try some. *passes over my drool covered leg of Druffy*

 

I... i can't do it... urgh! I'm not allowed to...

 

*sniff*

 

Well... it smells really good. I guess i should try it! *eats*

[Paragonslustre]

 

 

I'M SO JEALOUS OF YOUR JAMMIES!

 

What can I say?

 

That gif always cracks me up!

 

 

But...but he was too young to die!

 

I take it you've never had the bar specialty?  Cabot, a plate of spicy Druffalo wings for BlackDragon.  Cheers mate, you're welcome.  Slurps down mead.

 

Later fellow drinkquisitors ..... gotta get out of Haven .....

[LightningPoodle]

I... i can't do it... urgh! I'm not allowed to...

 

*sniff*

 

Well... it smells really good. I guess i should try it! *eats*

 

He lives in all of us now.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

That gif always cracks me up!

Same here, so I love it when I'm given the chance to use it. 

[BountyhunterGER]

Well... it smells really good. I guess i should try it! *eats*

I saw it! I saw it! You are a bad vegetable .. uhm I mean vegetarian yue!   

[BlackDragonYue]

I saw it! I saw it! You are a bad vegetable .. uhm I mean vegetarian yue! 

 

Sorry... couldn't resist this awesome Druffalo wings and legs!

[BountyhunterGER]

Sorry... couldn't resist this awesome Druffalo wings and legs!

I like the burger version more.. have you ever tried to eat a mustache? .. it tastes 'stachy

[LightningPoodle]

Sorry... couldn't resist this awesome Druffalo wings and legs!

 

No one can resist the allure of Druffalo wings. 

[Bunny]

[BountyhunterGER]

*Roly subconsciously sniffs the air and awakens immediately as he inhales that wholesome honey scent  ZOMG bbq druffalo!*

 

Druffy breakfast!  Glorious!

 

 

Greetings and salutations, BlackDragonYue!  Your DrinkQuisition pledge name is ...*rummages around in hat and pulls out name* ... Puff! 

 

 

 

Ya, exactly.  No worries, everyone, he was free range.

 

*Chugs some mead to wash down his druffy-burger and salutes Paragon on her exceptional BBQ skills*

Try the 'stachy druffy burger to.. but be carful: it's easy to burn the hair! 

 

Yue gets a drinkipledge name? *wants one too* (I think if I call her Puff in real life she is going to kill me )

 

AAAwesome BBQ skills btw

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Greetings and salutations, BlackDragonYue!  Your DrinkQuisition pledge name is ...*rummages around in hat and pulls out name* ... Puff! 

That wouldn't have anything to do with a magic dr--*clicks link*
*facepalm*

[LightningPoodle]

Greetings and salutations, BlackDragonYue!  Your DrinkQuisition pledge name is ...*rummages around in hat and pulls out name* ... Puff! 

 

What are these pledge names you're giving people?

[BlackDragonYue]

Well, at least i'm not a a magical pony!

[BountyhunterGER]

Well, at least i'm not a a magical pony!

"it's a magical pony flying through the sky" "SHOOT IT DOWN!"

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

What are these pledge names you're giving people?

I have no idea...it just started happening.. I mean, a lot of us here have a Drinkquisition nickname, but those don't come from a hat...

[BountyhunterGER]

*Rummages around in the pledge naming hat, pulls out the paper, reads it, looks sideways at BounterhunterGER...*

 

Shirley MacLaine...  Sorry man, the hat has spoken.  Welp, have a drink, Shirley, this one's on me!

 

*orders two drinks from Cabot, ponders for a moment, hands both to Shirley cuz he'll need 'em*

Shirley.. hm better than nothin'  - I'll drink to that!

[LightningPoodle]

I have no idea...it just started happening.. I mean, a lot of us here have a Drinkquisition nickname, but those don't come from a hat...

 

I'm just curious as to what mine would be. I don't recall being given one.

[BountyhunterGER]

So.. I just updated my sig

[LightningPoodle]

We have a new guest?

 

Well ****, this bar is getting popular.

 

 

 

Welcome to the drunken asylum, friend.

 

So.. what's the topic now?

 

Judging by all the zoophilia and the staches.. I'd say that this is a revolution to make EVERYTHING a romance option in DA. Baddies, darkspawn, all animals.. even the trees if one is inclined..

 

We must cater to ALL preferences, even the "alternative" ones. One will never have to feel butthurt or disappointed about missing out on DA sex ever again.

 

Better yet.. just scrap the combat altogether. Make it a sexual simulator.. use your keyboard and mouse to apply pleasure in the right spots, mass buttons like a loon to achieve an orgasm-combo!!

 

I like the sound of that. Sorry I'm out of likes...