Tell me about it.
How's that smutty literature coming along?
Getting to the end of the seventh page now. Still got more to write. *sighs* I wish I didn't mention anything now... 
Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)
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#10976
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 03:04
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#10977
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Posté 07 avril 2015 - 03:08
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Getting to the end of the seventh page now. Still got more to write. *sighs* I wish I didn't mention anything now...
If she likes it, it'll be all worth it.
Here's a tip though; she's not really into the romantic type stuff.. more into rough stuff.
... Probably should have told you that seven pages ago.
#10978
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 03:10
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Getting to the end of the seventh page now. Still got more to write. *sighs* I wish I didn't mention anything now...
If it's any consolation, apparently your mom has got it going on
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Posté 07 avril 2015 - 03:11
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Bored can be cured by someone telling a good yarn. Stories, maybe, like how everyone's favorite Badonkadonk comes by a nickname like "Pinky TeeTee."
*sits and drinks and waits*
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Posté 07 avril 2015 - 03:11
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If she likes it, it'll be all worth it.
Here's a tip though; she's not really into the romantic type stuff.. more into rough stuff.
... Probably should have told you that seven pages ago.
I figured.
#10981
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 03:12
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If it's any consolation, apparently your mom has got it going on
Well... thanks I guess.
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Posté 07 avril 2015 - 03:12
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If it's any consolation, apparently your mom has got it going on
She does though. 
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Posté 07 avril 2015 - 03:13
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Bored can be cured by someone telling a good yarn. Stories, maybe, like how everyone's favorite Badonkadonk comes by a nickname like "Pinky TeeTee."
*sits and drinks and waits*
The same way Poodle got his nickname "Weetley". 
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Posté 07 avril 2015 - 03:15
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The same way Poodle got his nickname "Weetley".
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Posté 07 avril 2015 - 03:17
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I wasn't all that impressed with being called "Pinky TeeTee" to begin with.. but then it grew on me. 
What better way to show a woman that you care, than change your username to a pet nickname she gave you?
Lesson: If Dame ever gives YOU a nickname, change it to that.
#10986
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 03:19
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Bigot already explained a while back. You must have missed it.
Oh the storms are moving in! *drink*
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Posté 07 avril 2015 - 03:20
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Bored can be cured by someone telling a good yarn. Stories, maybe, like how everyone's favorite Badonkadonk comes by a nickname like "Pinky TeeTee."
*sits and drinks and waits*
You want a story? Go ask Solas, he seems to like telling stories.
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Posté 07 avril 2015 - 03:22
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You want a story? Go ask Solas, he seems to like telling stories.
I dunno, your Cullen trollmance girl would have more interesting ones..
#10989
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 03:26
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I dunno, your Cullen trollmance girl would have more interesting ones..
Maybe, but she's not a person that likes to tell stories or talk about the old days.
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Posté 07 avril 2015 - 03:26
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I wasn't all that impressed with being called "Pinky TeeTee" to begin with.. but then it grew on me.
Lesson: If Dame ever gives YOU a nickname, change it to that.
Hehe, will do 
Though I think the smartest course of action for me right now is just just quietly give her breathing room. Just got this odd feeling that, right now, if I tried to speak it would be:
Spoiler
Bigot already explained a while back. You must have missed it.
Oh the storms are moving in! *drink*
You too with storms? Yeah, excited! Thunderboomers are supposed to roll in tonight/tomorrow.
You want a story? Go ask Solas, he seems to like telling stories.
I don't have the best track record with him, overall...
#10991
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 03:26
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Solas?? Pfft. One bard to rule them all.
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Posté 07 avril 2015 - 03:27
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*Grabs Bunny and heads off to Val Royeaux for some shoe shopping*
SHOES!
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Posté 07 avril 2015 - 03:31
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Hehe, will do
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You too with storms? Yeah, excited! Thunderboomers are supposed to roll in tonight/tomorrow.
I don't have the best track record with him, overall...
Ha did you lay it on a little thick, mate?
Didn't anybody ever teach you "slow and steady wins the race"?
Solas?? Pfft. One bard to rule them all.
LOL I've always wondered about that.
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Posté 07 avril 2015 - 03:32
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You too with storms? Yeah, excited! Thunderboomers are supposed to roll in tonight/tomorrow.
I don't have the best track record with him, overall...
Small band moving through right now with a chance of more later today. Best chance for the good ones is on Friday. *drink to thunderstorms*
*Grabs Bunny and heads off to Val Royeaux for some shoe shopping*
SHOES!
Val Royeaux for some shoe shopping...
Val Royeaux...shoe shopping....
shoe shopping....
shopping....
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Posté 07 avril 2015 - 03:40
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Small band moving through right now with a chance of more later today. Best chance for the good ones is on Friday. *drink to thunderstorms*
Val Royeaux for some shoe shopping...
Val Royeaux...shoe shopping....
shoe shopping....
shopping....
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You don't like shopping I take it?
#10996
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Posté 07 avril 2015 - 03:41
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Quick run! Before they try to drag us shopping with them!
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Posté 07 avril 2015 - 03:42
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Shoes are the answer to everything. EVERYTHING! And you can't get them without shopping. Think of the troops, people, think of the troops!
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Posté 07 avril 2015 - 03:45
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You don't like shopping I take it?
*rapidly shakes head* Not one bit. And shoe shopping is the worst of all!
Quick run! Before they try to drag us shopping with them!
Nooooooooooooooooo!
Shoes are the answer to everything. EVERYTHING! And you can't get them without shopping. Think of the troops, people, think of the troops!
*snip*
NO THEY ARE NOT! I let Cullen advise me on what would be best for soldiers....shoes just no.
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Posté 07 avril 2015 - 03:46
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Quick run! Before they try to drag us shopping with them!
I've experienced worse... there were a couple of slumber parties here once.
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Posté 07 avril 2015 - 03:47
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I only like shopping for two things:
1. Games.
2. Sex. (as in sex shop, NO I do NOT go and get hookers..)
