Oh, yeah, speaking of which...
*Hands Donk a cylindrical package wrapped in shipping paper* You've been a good girl, so you can have this back.
Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)
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#11002
Guest_John Wayne_*
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 03:56
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I hate shopping. Even shopping for groceries can be a frustrating experience.
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#11003
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Posté 07 avril 2015 - 03:56
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Oh, yeah, speaking of which...
*Hands Donk a cylindrical package wrapped in shipping paper* You've been a good girl, so you can have this back.
*Donates it to the poor and needy*
Unnecessary. 
But thanks for the consideration! Perhaps you could get some use out of it?
Might stop you from making more abominations.. though, it would defeat the purpose of gaining pleasure. So I dunno.. I'll just donate it to the Red Cross or something. 
#11004
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 03:57
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You could probably get some coin out of it if you put it in a box and knock on a certain door in Denerim...
#11005
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Posté 07 avril 2015 - 03:58
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I hate shopping. Even shopping for groceries can be a frustrating experience.
Tell me about it. I have personal space issues.. I hate it when people get close to me in aisles. I hate it when they get in my way while I'm trying to hurry and get it over and done with asap. I hate it when people decide to use the shop as a social meeting and there's ten mothers standing around shooting the breeze while their brats run amok.. I come out of those places with high blood pressure, to say the least.
#11006
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Posté 07 avril 2015 - 03:59
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You could probably get some coin out of it if you put it in a box and knock on a certain door in Denerim...
Or the brothel in Kirkwall.. might come in handy for those with.. alternative preferences.
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#11007
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 04:06
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I only like shopping for two things:
1. Games.
2. Sex. (as in sex shop, NO I do NOT go and get hookers..)
Would hate to tell my mum that she might have caught something.
Edit:
Wait! Can women get STIs from other women?
#11008
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Posté 07 avril 2015 - 04:07
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Tell me about it. I have personal space issues.. I hate it when people get close to me in aisles. I hate it when they get in my way while I'm trying to hurry and get it over and done with asap. I hate it when people decide to use the shop as a social meeting and there's ten mothers standing around shooting the breeze while their brats run amok.. I come out of those places with high blood pressure, to say the least.
Don't forget the people who put their cart in the middle of the isle and insist on walking along side their cart. I have been so tempted to start tossing peoples carts out of the way and if I did, I'd wait tell their cart is full. lol
#11009
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 04:09
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I only like going shopping for sheet music. Just me and a music store full of pages and pages of wonderful music. Oh and gun shopping. Girl needs her shotgun. *drink*
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#11010
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Posté 07 avril 2015 - 04:15
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Would hate to tell my mum that she might have caught something.
Edit:
Wait! Can women get STIs from other women?
Yep. I believe through the act of oral sex.
Don't forget the people who put their cart in the middle of the isle and insist on walking along side their cart. I have been so tempted to start tossing peoples carts out of the way and if I did, I'd wait tell their cart is full. lol
Tell me about it. 
I've been tempted not to just push them away so they go rolling and cause mayhem.
I only like going shopping for sheet music. Just me and a music store full of pages and pages of wonderful music. Oh and gun shopping. Girl needs her shotgun. *drink*
GRR. I don't have that luxury! 
#11011
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Posté 07 avril 2015 - 04:17
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Oh and gun shopping. Girl needs her shotgun. *drink*
There is nothing more awesome than ladies who like firearms.
*swoons and dreams of Femshep*
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#11012
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 04:18
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Tell me about it.
GRR. I don't have that luxury!
I do get to push them out of my way if it is in the way of me doing my job!
*strokes shotgun* Oooooh yeah.
Claymore FTW
#11013
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 04:20
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*rapidly shakes head* Not one bit. And shoe shopping is the worst of all!
Nooooooooooooooooo!
NO THEY ARE NOT! I let Cullen advise me on what would be best for soldiers....shoes just no.
Exactly .... shoes pffft! What soldiers want is a whole BBQ'd Druffy!
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#11014
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 04:23
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Exactly .... shoes pffft! What soldiers want is a whole BBQ'd Druffy!
Mmmm... Druffy. I want your meat, in and around my mouth! 
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#11015
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Posté 07 avril 2015 - 04:26
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Y'all should seriously try bison someday if you get the chance. It puts regular beef to shame.
*drinks and ponders a trip to the local (well... regional) bison ranch*
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#11016
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 04:26
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I might get a new Tshirt. I 
Meat.
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#11017
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 04:28
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441 page?!
Tltr...
and ts&wtr
Spoiler
I didn't read those pages, but I feel that I'm right.
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#11018
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Posté 07 avril 2015 - 04:28
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I might get a new Tshirt. I
Just for the record, your boyfriend is a lucky feller.
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#11019
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 04:31
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441 page?!
Tltr...
and ts&wtr
Spoiler
I didn't read those pages, but I feel that I'm right.
You missed Druffy sandwiches and Spicy Druffalo wings but I saved you some.
- the Dame aime ceci
#11020
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 04:31
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441 page?!
Tltr...
and ts&wtr
Spoiler
I didn't read those pages, but I feel that I'm right.
You are. *drink*
- the Dame aime ceci
#11021
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 04:32
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441 page?!
Tltr...
and ts&wtr
Spoiler
I didn't read those pages, but I feel that I'm right.
Dame is back! Dame is back everybody!
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#11022
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Posté 07 avril 2015 - 04:32
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441 page?!
Tltr...
and ts&wtr
Spoiler
I didn't read those pages, but I feel that I'm right.
What's new tho? 
- the Dame aime ceci
#11023
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Posté 07 avril 2015 - 04:33
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Claymore FTW
Don't get me wrong. I love a woman in plate armor with a big friggin sword. But, there is something about combat armor and enough firepower to take out an army.
Y'all should seriously try bison someday if you get the chance. It puts regular beef to shame.
*drinks and ponders a trip to the local (well... regional) bison ranch*
If I had it my way I would eat nothing but bison, deer, elk and stop eating beef all together.
#11024
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 04:35
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Aaaaand I'm outta likes. *drink 'cause it's the rule* I hate not being able to spread the 'stachey love!
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#11025
Posté 07 avril 2015 - 04:35
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If I had it my way I would eat nothing but bison, deer, elk and stop eating beef all together.
I've had bison and deer burgers. Damn tasty. Elks on the list now!
