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Yeah, I've never been a fan of exercising for the sake of it.

Too bad I'm not as curious as I was when I was a kid. I was an explorer...that's probably what drove me to sweat my ass off and ride my bike for 10 miles.

I am a total wuss with very low pain tolerance. I can walk for miles in a mall and not notice because I'm indoors (less alergens to **** with my asthma) and because I'm distracted.

Walking outdoors is not fun for me; I only go to the dog park for the sake of my dogs and they distract me by playing.

With Pokemon Go I went for a 20 minute walk and didn't notice.
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#112402
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*lying on his back like a bug trying to slap the Fly Cam away*

AARRGH! GIVEEE MEE!

Hey... hey... I just remembered... you heard about that new Pokemon App... totally nothing to do with it but, uuum, there are... a lot of Solas...es spawning here :ph34r: I would trade one in exchange for... a... pretty... let's pick a randoooom DA chara... OH it's Dorian!... pic.... uhhh! :ph34r:

Are you attempting to bribe me with pokemon? It won't work. All these Dorian pics are mine. MINE!


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Now that I've got your attention...

 

 

I forgot what I wanted to say. well, this is embarrassing.

 

*looks around nervously*

 

Aha! distraction!

 

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#112404
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"Inquisitor, how long has it been? Don't actually tell me, I despise feeling old."


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Are you attempting to bribe me with pokemon? It won't work. All these Dorian pics are mine. MINE!

 

Ugh you are a rude person Lynnie-Sue!!!! *sits on couch and throws cheeseballs at her for the rest of the day*


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#112406
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I've been called worse.

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#112407
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THANKS A LOT, PARAGON!

Wow Top! Hmmm... [INSERT PICTURE OF ALL THE DAMN POKEMON I COULD HAVE CAUGHT TODAY] oó

 

Stop hogging all the Pokemon! *throws a pokeball at Miles and laughs as it boinks off his head*

 

As I suspected ....

 

Spoiler

 

:lol:


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#112408
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Stop hogging all the Pokemon! *throws a pokeball at Miles and laughs as it boinks off his head*

 

As I suspected ....

 

Spoiler

 

:lol:

 

*picks up Pokeball and eats it* I'M SO HUNGRY.

 

Aw man that sucks! There seem to be a looooot of people who have absolutely no chance because of that, I hope they do something about it.

There was a Bulbasaur nearby but it disappeared again. #firstPokeworldproblems :crying:


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I'm watching this documentary on Bonaparte and I'm finding myself kind of feeling sorry for him. That's so weird. He was a tyrant and slaughtered people, but something about it makes me pity him. lol

 

Don't mind me. Just putting it out there. I almost caught myself feeling sorry for Stalin the other day too.



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*picks up Pokeball and eats it* I'M SO HUNGRY.

 

Aw man that sucks! There seem to be a looooot of people who have absolutely no chance because of that, I hope they do something about it.

There was a Bulbasaur nearby but it disappeared again. #firstPokeworldproblems :crying:

 

I was so excited to get the first one before I realised it was the one everyone gets at the beginning :D  I ended up with Charmander when I think I really wanted Squirtle :angry:  I'll probably end up finding all mine in Tesco :lol:


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I was so excited to get the first one before I realised it was the one everyone gets at the beginning :D I ended up with Charmander when I think I really wanted Squirtle :angry: I'll probably end up finding all mine in Tesco :lol:

I got my bulbasaur, which I know is technically the "weak" starter, but my Sunrose is just too pretty!

My house is a dead zone though, anywhere I walk in my house my trainer just walks into invisible barriers.
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#112412
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I was so excited to get the first one before I realised it was the one everyone gets at the beginning :D  I ended up with Charmander when I think I really wanted Squirtle :angry:  I'll probably end up finding all mine in Tesco :lol:

 

Pah! *puts flowers on his Bulbasaur*

But my cousin had the same thing, wanted Squirtle but somehow got Charmander. L2pickthestarterPokemon, guys! :ph34r:

...if you find anything good in your Tesco, tell me! I'll give you all of my 10 CP Weedles... trust me they are extremely OP... :bandit:


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#112413
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You guys are speaking to Greek Pokemon.



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Pokemon Go, Thedas edition. The Inquisitor set out to remote areas of the Dales and Ferelden in search of rare pokemon. This is really what you are doing in each zone. The Inquisitor seizes Caer Bronach from 'bandits', but really just wanted the extra rare pokemon inside.

Drink about it. *chugs mug*


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Pokemon Go, Thedas edition. The Inquisitor set out to remote areas of the Dales and Ferelden in search of rare pokemon. This is really what you are doing in each zone. The Inquisitor seizes Caer Bronach from 'bandits', but really just wanted the extra rare pokemon inside.

Drink about it. *chugs mug*

 

You suddenly seem to know more about Pokemon than I do. 



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I just used all my knowledge on the subject in that one post. :lol:


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*sees all the talk about Pokemon Go*

 

You know, I live in a village, but we don't have 1 Gym. No, we have 3!

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How does that make sense? :huh:

 

Also, how come I catch more Pokemon if I just stay home, instead of going to the grocery store, where the PokeStop from the screenies above is located?

I stood there for over 30 minutes, even used an Incense. Nothing.  :mellow:


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Pokemon Go, Thedas edition. The Inquisitor set out to remote areas of the Dales and Ferelden in search of rare pokemon. This is really what you are doing in each zone. The Inquisitor seizes Caer Bronach from 'bandits', but really just wanted the extra rare pokemon inside.

Drink about it. *chugs mug*

 

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! Now no one is ever allowed again to complain about the fetchquesting (drink!) because the Inquisitor has to, you know, fetch em' it all. Wooooaaah. *downs bottle*

 

*sees all the talk about Pokemon Go*

 

You know, I live in a village, but we don't have 1 Gym. No, we have 3!

Spoiler

 

How does that make sense? :huh:

 

Also, how come I catch more Pokemon if I just stay home, instead of going to the grocery store, where the PokeStop from the screenies above is located?

I stood there for over 30 minutes, even used an Incense. Nothing.  :mellow:

 

I hope they fix the paw print bug soon, it showed me a Tragosso nearby but I really don't want to bother when it could be eeeveerywheere. :crying:

I was a bit outside today, used an Incense and one damn Taubsi appeared. Used one right here and way more appeared. 

Oh and Team Instinct, eh? We are now enemies. :bandit:

Now there's a damn Raupy here that won't bugger off, I don't want to waste my Pokeballs on these kind before I can sneak more on my way to work tomorrow. *drinks a lot for all the stupid Pokemon talk* :ph34r:


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#112419
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Orb = pokeball

 

I may have had a lot of Dr Pepper this weekend...


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#112420
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Orb = pokeball

 

I may have had a lot of Dr Pepper this weekend...

 

**** I wanted to say 'HAHA LOLOL MAKE A MOD THAT TURNS THE ORB INTO A POKEBALL' but forgot /reports self

I personally think you didn't have enough Dr. Pepper this weekend. KEEP DRINKING!!!!! *sips chocolate milk*


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#112421
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I do what I want, milk drinker!

*furiously chugs through three cans of Dr Pepper to beat the milk drinker*

 

I'm sure there's some mod out there somewhere....


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*sees all the talk about Pokemon Go*

 

You know, I live in a village, but we don't have 1 Gym. No, we have 3!

Spoiler

 

How does that make sense? :huh:

 

Also, how come I catch more Pokemon if I just stay home, instead of going to the grocery store, where the PokeStop from the screenies above is located?

I stood there for over 30 minutes, even used an Incense. Nothing.  :mellow:

 

WTF?!  Reported :lol:

 

I went to the store today (because I needed .......... food .........  :ph34r: )  Couldn't log in to the server - wasted journey.  Oh, that's not true I bought ice cream.  All this Pokemon talk is making me want to pick up DAI again - true story.


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IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! Now no one is ever allowed again to complain about the fetchquesting (drink!) because the Inquisitor has to, you know, fetch em' it all. Wooooaaah. *downs bottle*

 

 

I hope they fix the paw print bug soon, it showed me a Tragosso nearby but I really don't want to bother when it could be eeeveerywheere. :crying:

I was a bit outside today, used an Incense and one damn Taubsi appeared. Used one right here and way more appeared. 

Oh and Team Instinct, eh? We are now enemies. :bandit:

Now there's a damn Raupy here that won't bugger off, I don't want to waste my Pokeballs on these kind before I can sneak more on my way to work tomorrow. *drinks a lot for all the stupid Pokemon talk* :ph34r:

 

Yeah, was searching for a Parasek at the grocery store, never saw any leaves flying around.

I was torn between Mystic (Blue is my fav color) and Instinct (I love breeding) went with Yellow cause I prefer caring for my Pokis over fighting. :lol:

I want two more Ratfratz, just for the candy so I can finally evolve one.  <_<

 

 

WTF?!  Reported :lol:

 

I went to the store today (because I needed .......... food .........  :ph34r: )  Couldn't log in to the server - wasted journey.  Oh, that's not true I bought ice cream.  All this Pokemon talk is making me want to pick up DAI again - true story.

 

Right? :lol:

 

Ugh  :pinched: I couldn't really walk around at the PokeStop, or I would've lost connection to the WiFi there. (that's what you get, for using Pre-Paid  <_< )


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#112424
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:ph34r:

 

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I KNEW IT! Does that make the Divine a pokemon? *should totally stop drinking*


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