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Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)

Débuté par Guest_Roly Voly_* , janv. 31 2015 04:30

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#11351
Paragonslustre
Posté 08 avril 2015 - 09:28

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I like your shirt. Makes me think you love dick. :P ;)


What? Looks down. Oh .... no .... Haha - this is my 'I Iove Rick Tshirt'!

But yeah, I love Dick :D

On 3Ds so can't emphasize even for fun :(

#11352
LightningPoodle
Posté 08 avril 2015 - 09:30

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*Roly walks in the door after delivering party supplies to the PunQuisition and almost gets bowled over by Paragon as she leaves*

 

Roly:     Wow, where's she going in such a hurry??

Cabot:   Well let's just say Commander Cullen is gonna be blessed by the stone tonight...

Roly:     !!!  Oh Maker, no...  LUSTRE!!!  *sadly, too late, she was already gone*

Roly:     Awkward....  I saw him in the garden earlier snogging the most hideous thing I've ever seen.  Nose the size of Texas and the most gaudy makeup...

 

*Roly has Cabot pour him a cold one and settles in, hoping Paragon doesn't murder knife anyone* 

 

*wakes up, finding he was asleep with his head laying against the bar* Vo- Voli... Is that you? How... How's it going buddy...?


#11353
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 08 avril 2015 - 09:36

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Going as well as can be expected with those bloody Venatori out there.  Damned Vints.

 

*Drinks to whacking Calpernia eventaully*


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#11354
Paragonslustre
Posté 08 avril 2015 - 09:56

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Heads to the bar, drains flagon in one and mutters one word .......

 

CullenWife .....


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#11355
LightningPoodle
Posté 08 avril 2015 - 10:01

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What? Looks down. Oh .... no .... Haha - this is my 'I Iove Rick Tshirt'!

But yeah, I love Dick :D

On 3Ds so can't emphasize even for fun :(

 

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#11356
LightningPoodle
Posté 08 avril 2015 - 10:01

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Heads to the bar, drains flagon in one and mutters one word .......

 

CullenWife .....

 

CullenWife?


#11357
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 08 avril 2015 - 10:04

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Well, ****.

 

*Plops down next to Lustre, uncorks a bottle, takes a swig, and passes it to his buddy*

 

Tonight we drink, my friend.


#11358
Bunny
Posté 08 avril 2015 - 10:22

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Have you all seen Kingsman yet?
 
Actual spoiler from the movie:
 
Spoiler
 
*drink*

#11359
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 08 avril 2015 - 10:26

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Have you all seen Kingsman yet?
 
Actual spoiler from the movie:
 
Spoiler
 
*drink*

 

 

Yes!  Great flick.

Spoiler

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#11360
Paragonslustre
Posté 08 avril 2015 - 10:26

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CullenWife?

 

I wish I could elaborate further but I've got 39% battery space on this laptop before it dies for ever and then I smash it to smithereens and then it's a slow, painful gifless slog on the 3Ds until I get a new tablet.  But, Iron Roy will be able to enlighten you  :lol:

 

Well, ****.

 

*Plops down next to Lustre, uncorks a bottle, takes a swig, and passes it to his buddy*

 

Tonight we drink, my friend.

 

 

Takes the bottle from Roly and takes a deep slug.   Scratches butt-cheeks thoughtfully remembering 'propriété d'Orlais'.  Polishes the top of Roly's head affectionately.

 

Thanks loser, but there is always another path  ... here.  Stuffs sandwich into Roly's hand, grabs the booze and heads out determinedly into the night.


#11361
MrGDL87
Posté 08 avril 2015 - 10:31

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*Jumps from Punquisition to Drinkquisition*

 

Okay I drank some mead and ate a Druffy burger but what's with the Dr Pepper :lol:


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#11362
ModernAcademic
Posté 08 avril 2015 - 10:35

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Cullenites being stupid on Greg Ellis twitter right now. Can't be dumber than that.

 

*bangs sovereign on counter*

 

Cabot, a large pint of your finest wine. And I mean THE FINEST.


#11363
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 08 avril 2015 - 10:37

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Thanks loser...

 

:crying:  *sniffles*  O... okay.  You go, girl!  I'll just be here.  Under the bar...

 

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*Jumps from Punquisition to Drinkquisition*

 

Okay I drank some mead and ate a Druffy burger but what's with the Dr Pepper :lol:

 

Ahahahaha!  it is the preferred drink of Lynroy, The Will of The DrinkQuisition!

 

 

Cabot, a large pint of your finest wine. And I mean THE FINEST.

 

That's the Rivaini Red, Blessed Age 8:44


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#11364
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 09 avril 2015 - 01:21

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Heads to the bar, drains flagon in one and mutters one word .......

 

CullenWife .....

 

She's sexy right?

 

That look on her face makes me rain in my lower regions.. :blush: I think it's the green make up.


#11365
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 09 avril 2015 - 01:25

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Wow. Something original.

 

http://forum.bioware...-playstation-4/

 

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#11366
Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 09 avril 2015 - 01:45

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Hmmmm not sure I'd constitute that as sleep...

*Walks through the door*

*falls over lightning poodle*

Urgh... Get off of me... *tries to push you off of me*

*Gets pushed off you*

*Rolls the stairs down*

*Rolls over roy who is laughing herself out of the bar*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Two-fer! 

 

CullenWife?

Oh you've seen her before....

Spoiler


Feel like it's going to be a double mead Dr Pepper night...


#11367
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 09 avril 2015 - 01:51

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*orgasm* so fetching in the nutcracker outfit.

#11368
ModernAcademic
Posté 09 avril 2015 - 02:04

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That's the Rivaini Red, Blessed Age 8:44

 

Fancy name for a fancy drink. Melikes it.

 

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#11369
ModernAcademic
Posté 09 avril 2015 - 02:06

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So put your hands 

down my pants

and I bet you'll feel nuts 


#11370
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 09 avril 2015 - 02:09

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:blink:  We talkin' acorns here or coco de mer?


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#11371
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 09 avril 2015 - 02:12

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*Roly pulls his ass out from under the bar and disappears into the men's room, re-emerging a few minutes later in hip waders*

 

Me and the boy are going night fishing (and no, I'm not using him for bait) down in Lake Calenhad.  Back in a few.

 

*Roly buys a six-pack form Cabot and heads out, OBB in tow*


#11372
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Posté 09 avril 2015 - 02:13

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*Roly pulls his ass out from under the bar and disappears into the men's room, re-emerging a few minutes later in hip waders*

Me and the boy are going night fishing (and no, I'm not using him for bait) down in Lake Calenhad. Back in a few.

*Roly buys a six-pack form Cabot and heads out, OBB in tow*


Aww that's so sweet! You're finally being a dad.

#11373
Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 09 avril 2015 - 02:56

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Remember to lock the door so they can't get back in.

#11374
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 09 avril 2015 - 03:01

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Lmao!!! I reckon.. They'll stink the place out.

#11375
Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 09 avril 2015 - 04:18

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Yes....that's why.....
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