Guest_Donkson_*
Oh no, I'm still infatuated. I'm just bored of writing. *sigh* I gotta carry on with it though... I made a promise. I just don't know if it'll be finished by tomorrow.
LOL. But mate.. if you were truly infatuated. You would be motivated and writing the most sexiest, dirtiest smut possible to impress her!!
You would be like a mouse on crack all up in that ****.
Whatever you do ever gets boring.. even if it's sitting through Little House on the Prairie.. 
I actually despise him more than Solas. But... I can't go through with it. I've overplayed Inquisition.. the only way I could do it now, is if somebody used some magic spell to erase my memory.
Coles.. (um how did that idiot put that?) mindraping would help with that!
Guest_Donkson_*
I could power through the game for some trollmances. They make the cut scenes I've seen numerous times more hilarious. I don't think I can take the inquisitor seriously anymore. *drink*
LOL true.. I might just do it then. Some time. Not today.. maybe I'll try on the weekend. Hell, Blackwall's romance is quite fast to lock in. I pee my pants laughing at the CullenWife's expression while you decide which dialogue option to pick.
Guest_Donkson_*
Coles.. (um how did that idiot put that?) mindraping would help with that!
That's a good question actually. He made us forget!
Conniving little ****.
If she's asking for her memory to be erased, it would be consensual. 
Hey Biggie, I missed ya yer filthy broad!
What's the matter, did you drop too many eff bombs in an anti-Sera thread again?
Guest_Donkson_*
Hey Biggie, I missed ya yer filthy broad!
What's the matter, did you drop too many eff bombs in an anti-Sera thread again?
Hey dude.
Nah I've been around.. just didn't come on last night. Missed you too.
Dude, I was laughing so hard it was difficult to pick dialogue options!LOL true.. I might just do it then. Some time. Not today.. maybe I'll try on the weekend. Hell, Blackwall's romance is quite fast to lock in. I pee my pants laughing at the CullenWife's expression while you decide which dialogue option to pick.
Guest_Donkson_*
Dude, I was laughing so hard it was difficult to pick dialogue options!
I bet. I mean.. just making these characters in the CC has me cackling like a loon let alone any "romantic" scenes.
I gotta admit, that was the first time I saw Cullen's romance. I thought he was a cool dude but when I saw that I'm thinking WHAT A PUSSAY. So cheesy and ****. 
Yup, gotta be sneaky about it. My bosses generally leave me alone, but I know when they are coming because of the sound of their keys.*drink*
Nobody here cares what i do so long as the job gets done in the time allotted and i'm not completely obvious about goofing off. I can work really fast when i want to 
I bet.
I gotta admit, that was the first time I saw Cullen's romance. I thought he was a cool dude but when I saw that I'm thinking WHAT A PUSSAY. So cheesy and ****.
It's a little too sweet for my liking, and I don't really care for Cullen in the first place, but I can see why others would enjoy it. Probably won't do it again. He belongs to Paragon and all the other Cullen lovers. *drink*
Nobody here cares what i do so long as the job gets done in the time allotted and i'm not completely obvious about goofing off. I can work really fast when i want to
Nice. My bosses are under some weird impression that I'm one of their better employees so they don't come around very often. I work fast, and they know it, so I can afford spending a bit of time goofing off on the forums. *drink*
Guest_Donkson_*
It's a little too sweet for my liking, and I don't really care for Cullen in the first place, but I can see why others would enjoy it. Probably won't do it again. He belongs to Paragon and all the other Cullen lovers. *drink*
Nice. My bosses are under some weird impression that I'm one of their better employees so they don't come around very often. I work fast, and they know it, so I can afford spending a bit of time goofing off on the forums. *drink*
Absolutely. I mean, I made a dude and tried the Cass romance.. it is so cheesy and romantic. I can appreciate it, and to a degree, identify with it cause I can be romantic. 
But.. it'll always be Sera for me. Not just cause I love her character, but even the romance was perfect.. it wasn't too cheesy, and was all about fun. I liked how later on in the game it got serious but somehow still maintained the "fun" aspect.
LOL at work I just make it look like I'm working hard. I hear the dragon coming around the corner, I use my superhuman reflexes to stash my phone away and give off the image that I'm actually doing some work. Works a treat every time. But man.. I NEED my phone at work. Makes the shift go that much faster.
Absolutely. I mean, I made a dude and tried the Cass romance.. it is so cheesy and romantic. I can appreciate it, and to a degree, identify with it cause I can be romantic.
LOL at work I just make it look like I'm working hard. I hear the dragon coming around the corner, I use my superhuman reflexes to stash my phone away and give off the image that I'm actually doing some work. Works a treat every time. But man.. I NEED my phone at work. Makes the shift go that much faster.
I've only completed Josie, Solas, and Cullen romances. *drink* Don't think I'll get through all of them. Honestly like Josie's more than Cullen's, all that Disney cheese. *drink*
Unfortunately my job requires physical labor, working pallets, so it's a bit obvious when I sit down on the job so to speak. Try to only check my phone while I'm walking from pallet to shelf. I know how long it will take me to get done so I know how much time I can waste on my phone. Also handy when I'm finished, bored, and need to waste time. *drink*
Cabot, we need more drinks over here!
*reaches for a cup of amaretto-spiked coffee and takes a sip*
Guest_Donkson_*
*reaches for a cup of amaretto-spiked coffee and takes a sip*
*Spikes with rum*
I've only completed Josie, Solas, and Cullen romances. *drink* Don't think I'll get through all of them. Honestly like Josie's more than Cullen's, all that Disney cheese. *drink*
Unfortunately my job requires physical labor, working pallets, so it's a bit obvious when I sit down on the job so to speak. Try to only check my phone while I'm walking from pallet to shelf. I know how long it will take me to get done so I know how much time I can waste on my phone. Also handy when I'm finished, bored, and need to waste time. *drink*
Cabot, we need more drinks over here!
I've done Sera's 5 times. 
I couldn't even complete Cass's playthrough.. I did the deed then deleted it. I'm curious about Josie's but I know that if I try it.. I'll just gravitate towards Sera. AGAIN.
*Spikes with rum*
I've done Sera's 5 times.
Josie is the sweetest, most romantic romace evah! Once you start it, you won't stop. Or if you do....Well, Leliana makes it pretty plain. Never eat,drink or sleep again
*yoinks rum*
Josie's was worth it for the duel! Some found it cheesy, but I thought it was great. And Lord Otranto was nice on the eyes. I wanted to ditch Josie and go after him! *drink*
Guest_Donkson_*
Josie is the sweetest, most romantic romace evah! Once you start it, you won't stop. Or if you do....Well, Leliana makes it pretty plain. Never eat,drink or sleep again
*yoinks rum*
I've heard that, that's why I'm curious. Unfortunately, my borderline psychotic obsession with Sera prevented me from going there. And now... I've overplayed Inquisition to the point where I can't even make it to Haven without
Josie's was worth it for the duel! Some found it cheesy, but I thought it was great. And Lord Otranto was nice on the eyes. I wanted to ditch Josie and go after him! *drink*
Another reason why I wanted to try. A motherfucking duel. Nothing quite pumps the blood like a badarse, yet romantic gesture as duelling for your woman's affection.
LOL I've heard that many times, a lot of people wanted to romance Lord whatever-his-name-is instead of Josie. But being a lesbian and all, I would be immune to such inclinations.
Josephine's ugly. She has a big nose and is ethnic.
*falls onto chair heavily*
Why am I in such a thoroughly-discuss-troll-topics-y mood today? I'm writing these texts, and I know people will only read the one liner posts of both sides with insults in them. Please give me a reason to stay, girls.
*pulls back hat slightly, turns head* CABOT! Tea, the fine one - Felandaris and up!
Guest_Donkson_*
Josephine's ugly. She has a big nose and is ethnic.
*falls onto chair heavily*
Why am I in such a thoroughly-discuss-troll-topics-y mood today? I'm writing these texts, and I know people will only read the one liner posts of both sides with insults in them. Please give me a reason to stay, girls.
*pulls back hat slightly, turns head* CABOT! Tea, the fine one - Felandaris and up!
You forgot one important detail there -- she "looks like a man".
DLC and/or mod to make her white and change her jawline.
Troll topics are like zoophilia -- you know it's wrong, but you have to engage anyway.
Troll topics are like zoophilia -- you know it's wrong, but you have to engage anyway.
Druffy-burger greatly approves
I've heard that, that's why I'm curious.
*snip*
Another reason why I wanted to try. A motherfucking duel. Nothing quite pumps the blood like a badarse, yet romantic gesture as duelling for your woman's affection.
LOL I've heard that many times, a lot of people wanted to romance Lord whatever-his-name-is instead of Josie. But being a lesbian and all, I would be immune to such inclinations.
Sera has you wrapped around her...I'm stopping there. Oh my Lord Otranto. It's his eyes, they were captivating....*drink*
Josephine's ugly. She has a big nose and is ethnic.
scientifically proven. *drink*
Guest_Donkson_*
Josephine's ugly. She has a big nose and is ethnic.
*falls onto chair heavily*
Why am I in such a thoroughly-discuss-troll-topics-y mood today? I'm writing these texts, and I know people will only read the one liner posts of both sides with insults in them. Please give me a reason to stay, girls.
*pulls back hat slightly, turns head* CABOT! Tea, the fine one - Felandaris and up!
The sweet smell of frying bacon and fresh coffee compels you!
And a sweet dose of Allegra Clark-flavored shenanigans.
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