Well... it's quite long so if it does suck, I would expect nothing else.
Besides, spanking sounds enjoyable.
Yeahyeah, everybody else already told me 
*stares at koala* HB, sometimes I don't understand you.
Modifié par ravenesse, 10 avril 2015 - 05:32 .
Well... it's quite long so if it does suck, I would expect nothing else.
Unless I do it... 
Unless I do it...
Unless you do it. 
Unless you do it.
Yeah..too weird..forget it . Ask the wall to spank ya !
Why thank you.
So, what are we drinking?
I'll have "Smooth Kreminal" and water for you... Alcohol is bad for animals, you know...
I'll have "Smooth Kreminal" and water for you... Alcohol is bad for animals, you know...
Water it is. Cabot! A Smooth Kreminal for the lovely Dame and a water for myself please. So, how is your day going?
Guest_Donkson_*
Yeahyeah, everybody else already told me
*stares at koala* HB, sometimes I don't understand you.
LOL get in line ******. You're not the first and you won't be the last!!
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Holy Feck, this thread is on crack today!
Well here.. it's cloudy, windy and humid.
You?
Boring. I want more thunderstorms. *drink*
Mother Nature trolled me BIG TIME. Remember those thunderboomers I was supposed to get the other day? Well two days in a row the big destructive cells skirted just south of me. I got some decent wind and a pretty sound and light show to the south and maybe a 2/10" of rain and that was it. Fecking biatch. And now today it's "pretty" and sunny and 63F (17C for the uncultured) and a light breeze. Ugh.
We're finally getting spring! No more snow! I can finally put my all season tires back on my car.
Am I the only person in the world that misses winter already??
Well it's only 10:00 a.m. over here, but I suppose a tip of baileys in my coffee won't hurt anyone.
Can I just say...
(alternate if above is banned in your locale)
Okay, now about the mud wrestling... Paragon had actually talked me out of it last night, but if y'all are really wanting it, I can do it next weekend! And hey, I didn't know it was gonna be a nekked one, but I... yeah, I'm good with that! 
Rivaini read her smutty lecture and poodle there's only one thing to say about it
Rivaini read her smutty lecture and poodle there's only one thing to say about it
Really? 
Guest_Donkson_*
Holy Feck, this thread is on crack today!
Mother Nature trolled me BIG TIME. Remember those thunderboomers I was supposed to get the other day? Well two days in a row the big destructive cells skirted just south of me. I got some decent wind and a pretty sound and light show to the south and maybe a 2/10" of rain and that was it. Fecking biatch. And now today it's "pretty" and sunny and 63F (17C for the uncultured) and a light breeze. Ugh.
Am I the only person in the world that misses winter already??
Can I just say...
(alternate if above is banned in your locale)
Okay, now about the mud wrestling... Paragon had actually talked me out of it last night, but if y'all are really wanting it, I can do it next weekend! And hey, I didn't know it was gonna be a nekked one, but I... yeah, I'm good with that!
Why did I read Mother Nature as "Mother Giselle"? 
Jeez.. think I need to get locked up.
I friggin' told you it was gonna be naked.. didn't I? I mean, I would have... surely.
Really?
Yes. Even when you kill the mood by asking these sort of questions
Hrhr, would you ask that in rl sex too?
Modifié par ravenesse, 10 avril 2015 - 05:45 .
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Maker, if that's the reaction, gimme some!
Guest_Donkson_*
Rivaini read her smutty lecture and poodle there's only one thing to say about it
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who's impressed?
I hope it's sado in the first place
How do you all know? What have you all been talking about while I w...
Nevermind, don't want to know
Yeahyeah, everybody else already told me
*stares at koala* HB, sometimes I don't understand you.
I'm paying for your drinks today!..
Oh, please, stop overreacting, Cabot! Yes, yes... I'm paying today!..
For the most awesome Dreaaaaad Piiiirate Riiiiiiivaaaaiiiiniiiiii!!!!
Yes. Even when you kill the mood by asking these sort of questions
Hrhr, would you ask that in rl sex too?
No, I guess I wouldn't.
But yeah, if you want more, I'll finish it. Might be a little wait though.
Maker, if that's the reaction, gimme some!
Spoiler
I guess I could write something for you if you really want it. 
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Hahahahahahaha!
No.
Yeah it'd go like... I unbutton your sexy nurse outfit...
Okay. I can't go any further.
The start of greatness.
I want to do it now.
Modifié par LightningPoodle, 10 avril 2015 - 05:50 .
I guess I could write something for you if you really want it.
I want some !
So I can brag at your school on parent teacher day how Awessssssssssssome ya sexuals skills are and maybe finally get ya married . And I can stop giving ya virtual Allowance
You're just jealous you aint getting any!! I mean, I don't have to write out long smutty novels to impress a woman...
Straight and to the point over the Cyrano method every time!
Yeah it'd go like... I unbutton your sexy nurse outfit...
Okay. I can't go any further.
well I can..
*clear Throath*
And slide my hand on ya armor...looking for the zipper..Ohhh..it is so round and round.....
I want some !
So I can brag at your school on parent teacher day how Awessssssssssssome ya sexuals skills are and maybe finally get ya married . And I can stop giving ya virtual Allowance
That's weird...
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