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Débuté par Guest_Roly Voly_* , janv. 31 2015 04:30

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#12001
The Loyal Nub
Posté 10 avril 2015 - 05:53

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"Marge, I think I am blind."

 

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#12002
AlexiaRevan
Posté 10 avril 2015 - 05:53

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That's weird...

Ya writing porno..and I'm the weird one ??  :lol:


#12003
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Posté 10 avril 2015 - 05:53

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I'm paying for your drinks today!..

:rolleyes: Oh, please, stop overreacting, Cabot! Yes, yes... I'm paying today!..

 

For the most awesome Dreaaaaad Piiiirate Riiiiiiivaaaaiiiiniiiiii!!!!

 

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:lol: No, I guess I wouldn't.

 

But yeah, if you want more, I'll finish it. Might be a little wait though.  :P

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Yeah it'd go like... I unbutton your sexy nurse outfit...

... and lick all the gorgeous biotic god underneath...


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#12004
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 10 avril 2015 - 05:54

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well I can..

 

*clear Throath* 

 

And slide my hand on ya armor...looking for the zipper..Ohhh..it is so round and round..... :lol:

 

*gulp*  Donk, I swear, she started it!  Please, Maker, don't hurt me!!

 

*drinks and backs away slowly so as not to trigger Donk's predator chase instinct*

 

 

... and lick all the gorgeous biotic god underneath...

 

Careful!  Last time you did that, Donk said you had a baby...


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#12005
the Dame
Posté 10 avril 2015 - 05:54

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Water it is.  ^_^ Cabot! A Smooth Kreminal for the lovely Dame and a water for myself please.  :) So, how is your day going?

 

..so obedient.. Maybe, with your mommy's permission, you can have something stronger...

 

As for my day it was like this \/

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Good weather, sunny, Friday... What's not to like? :D


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#12006
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Posté 10 avril 2015 - 05:54

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Ya writing porno..and I'm the weird one ??  :lol:

 

Touché.


#12007
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Posté 10 avril 2015 - 05:56

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..so obedient.. Maybe, with your mommy's permission, you can have something stronger...

 

As for my day it was like this \/

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Good weather, sunny, Friday... What's not to like? :D

 

 

I know what you mean. The weather has been nothing but sunshine over here. *sips water* So, gotten up to anything interesting today?


#12008
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Posté 10 avril 2015 - 05:58

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If you insist.  :)


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#12009
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Posté 10 avril 2015 - 05:59

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I want some ! 

 

So I can brag at your school on parent teacher day how Awessssssssssssome ya sexuals skills are and maybe finally get ya married . And I can stop giving ya virtual Allowance  :lol:

 

I just wasted a cigarette cause I kept blowing it out while cracking up with laughter!

 

 

Straight and to the point over the Cyrano method every time!  :D

 

I reckon. Although.. certain wimminz take some work.. :whistle:

 

 

well I can..

 

*clear Throath* 

 

And slide my hand on ya armor...looking for the zipper..Ohhh..it is so round and round..... :lol:

 

Hey you've gone further with him than you've ever gone with me!

 

I'm jealous. :angry:


#12010
ravenesse
Posté 10 avril 2015 - 05:59

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Careful!  Last time you did that, Donk said you had a baby...

Is that why you only hump my legs or side now? Gotta admit, it's very safe sex.


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#12011
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Posté 10 avril 2015 - 06:01

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I just wasted a cigarette cause I kept blowing it out while cracking up with laughter!

 

 

 

I reckon. Although.. certain wimminz take some work.. :whistle:

 

 

 

Hey you've gone further with him than you've ever gone with me!

 

I'm jealous. :angry:

Honey bunnie..ya got no zipper..for me to Unzip  :lol:


#12012
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 10 avril 2015 - 06:02

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Gorammit!!!!

 

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But no, to answer your question.  That's just happiness to see you humping :)

 

Have a happy tail arrow instead of a like...

 

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#12013
Paragonslustre
Posté 10 avril 2015 - 06:03

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I didn't talk anyone out of mud wrestling, just said I wouldn't be taking part :)

Hey Raven, hope your trip was fun, hey Dame *waves*

Why is it so wet in here?!
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#12014
AlexiaRevan
Posté 10 avril 2015 - 06:04

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I didn't talk anyone out of mud wrestling, just said I wouldn't be taking part :)

Hey Raven, hope your trip was fun, hey Dame *waves*

Why is it so wet in here?!

Its raining  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


#12015
LightningPoodle
Posté 10 avril 2015 - 06:04

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I didn't talk anyone out of mud wrestling, just said I wouldn't be taking part :)

Hey Raven, hope your trip was fun, hey Dame *waves*

Why is it so wet in here?!

 

Lots of sex happening right now. Darling, you've just stepped into any orgy.  ;)


#12016
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Posté 10 avril 2015 - 06:04

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I reckon. Although.. certain wimminz take some work.. :whistle:

 

 

Why waste time with the high maintenance gals! Life is short!  :lol:


#12017
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Posté 10 avril 2015 - 06:05

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#12018
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Posté 10 avril 2015 - 06:05

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*gulp*  Donk, I swear, she started it!  Please, Maker, don't hurt me!!

 

*drinks and backs away slowly so as not to trigger Donk's predator chase instinct*

 

 

 

Careful!  Last time you did that, Donk said you had a baby...

 

Nobody touches my wimminz!!!

 

I let you off the hook with Allers cause.. you know, she's a ******. Didn't matter.

 

Same with Rivaini.. but not my moon and stars!!

 

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May I remind you what happened the last time you bred?

 

Seriously.. you need to take a leaf out of Nazi genetics.. :whistle:

 

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(just born)

 

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(24 hours later)


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#12019
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 10 avril 2015 - 06:07

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Why waste time with the high maintenance gals! Life is short!  :lol:

 

She's not high maintenance.. she's just chaste. ;)


#12020
AlexiaRevan
Posté 10 avril 2015 - 06:07

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Why waste time with the high maintenance gals! Life is short!  :lol:

<_< those high maintenance was me...*poke poke*

 

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#12021
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Posté 10 avril 2015 - 06:08

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<_< those high maintenance was me...*poke poke*

 

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Not very good apparently.  :(


#12022
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Posté 10 avril 2015 - 06:09

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Not very good apparently.  :(

well ya know what they say , right rakasha ? practise make it perfect ! *hand a shovel*  :lol:


#12023
the Dame
Posté 10 avril 2015 - 06:11

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I know what you mean. The weather has been nothing but sunshine over here. *sips water* So, gotten up to anything interesting today?

 

Okay, I understand that my day wasn't that great 'cause I needed to think to answer your question.. 

Nah, I'll just keep drinking..

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How was.. *cough* is your day, Poodle?


#12024
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 10 avril 2015 - 06:11

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Donk, did Summer Glau just kill me with her rock??   And hey, SHE did the touching!  Ugh, crazy women!

 

So Dame, what would you like to know about the mud wrestling??

 

*Orders a Dalish Daisy Broody Beard*


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#12025
Lady Luminous
Posté 10 avril 2015 - 06:11

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I think this thread scares me. And I think I need an appletini. 

 

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