Guest_Donkson_*
I dunno... I just like ice cream. *wonders if my heart is broken*
Yes, mama. Nomnomnom.
I'm surprised she's letting you eat ice cream, tbh. It isn't very motherly.. to let your children eat stuff that's enjoyable. It's a wonder she isn't confiscating it and making you deep throat a broccoli.
I'm surprised she's letting you eat ice cream, tbh. It isn't very motherly.. to let your children eat stuff that's enjoyable. It's a wonder she isn't confiscating it and making you deep throat a broccoli.
Because she loves me... 
*sneaks in the back door and drinks*
Guest_Donkson_*
Because she loves me...
She certainly does. Only a mother that wants to brag about her son's "sexual skills" would love him. 
I'm surprised she's letting you eat ice cream, tbh. It isn't very motherly.. to let your children eat stuff that's enjoyable. It's a wonder she isn't confiscating it and making you deep throat a broccoli.
How mistaken ya are..if he eat ice cream..I get to make him do Push up and he hate those 
*sneaks in the back door and drinks*
I see you there!
She certainly does. Only a mother that wants to brag about her son's "sexual skills" would love him.
She's just trying to find the right match for me.
I see you there!
She's just trying to find the right match for me.
Hummmmmmmm no...more like saving on those allowance 
I see you there!
She's just trying to find the right match for me.
*feels the eye of Sauron upon him and puts on the ring*....wait.
Hummmmmmmm no...more like saving on those allowance
What allowance? I don't get allowance!
*feels the eye of Sauron upon him and puts on the ring*....wait.
Not so fast! You're buying next round!
Guest_Donkson_*
How mistaken ya are..if he eat ice cream..I get to make him do Push up and he hate those
Well excuse me.. I'm not experienced in parenting, you know. 
Jeez.. why did I have to hook up with a mum.
What allowance? I don't get allowance!
Not so fast! You're buying next round!
But I have no coppers mi lord *turns out pants pockets* See!
Guest_Donkson_*
What allowance? I don't get allowance!
Not so fast! You're buying next round!
You're out of money already?
Jeez.. what'd I tell you about buying girls drinks in here? They're just using you for free drinks.. you won't get any!! Unless you write them all smutty literature.
Well excuse me.. I'm not experienced in parenting, you know.
I think the term, MILF, is relevant...
... bleurgh... Why'd I have to say that!? 
You're out of money already?
Jeez.. what'd I tell you about buying girls drinks in here? They're just using you for free drinks.. you won't get any!! Unless you write them all smutty literature.
You didn't tell me anything about buying girls drinks.
Well excuse me.. I'm not experienced in parenting, you know.
Cose..its fun ? I can unhook ya if ya want
Guest_Donkson_*
I think the term, MILF, is relevant...
... bleurgh... Why'd I have to say that!?
LOL you're so done!!!
I would have said MILF myself but I get my arse kicked.
Guest_Donkson_*
Cose..its fun ?
No way!! I regret nothing.
I think the term, MILF, is relevant...
... bleurgh... Why'd I have to say that!?
MILF! Ohhh Son! Maybe I should Put on ya sport T-shirt ? MY MUM IS A MILF NUMBEr 11 !
But I have no coppers mi lord *turns out pants pockets* See!
Start a tab...
MILF! Ohhh Son! Maybe I should Put on ya sport T-shirt ? MY MUM IS A MILF NUMBEr 11 !
I'd totally where that shirt.
I'd totally where that shirt.
Good ! we make it Pink so everyone will stare and ready it
Good ! we make it Pink so everyone will stare and ready it
Light pink. Bright pink is a no no.
Guest_Donkson_*
MILF! Ohhh Son! Maybe I should Put on ya sport T-shirt ? MY MUM IS A MILF NUMBEr 11 !
How come he can call you MILF and I can't!? 
I'd gladly wear a shirt that says "I'm bangin a MILF".
How come he can call you MILF and I can't!?
I'd gladly wear a shirt that says "I'm bangin a MILF".
Thats the why....... 
Guest_Donkson_*
Thats the why.......
Okay what if I change it to "I'm cuddling a MILF while watching Little House on the Prairie"?
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