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#101
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Posté 02 février 2015 - 09:06

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Here's one... "How many people can I bang in a playthrough". You'd get pretty drunk off of that.


#102
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Posté 02 février 2015 - 09:07

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Great, now I spilled my drink :(

And what about boobies? Aren't they worth more? Just due to weight alone? Not that I have anything against 'dick tax' :D

 

Drink for 'girls only romance, guys only combat'

And the most f*cvked up part is that all this is true an actual politcian said that men should pay more just because we are men.


#103
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Posté 02 février 2015 - 09:08

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Here's one... "How many people can I bang in a playthrough". You'd get pretty drunk off of that.

Lets drink to that!


#104
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Posté 02 février 2015 - 09:13

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Cheers. *Has drink*.

 

LOL seriously!?!? That actually happened?

 

Wot. :blink:

 

Oh man... I fear for the future. Idiocracy indeed.


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#105
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Posté 02 février 2015 - 09:13

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I just stumbled over one with 'males and females play different... blabla'. Yeah... I see that at my home. I kill the **** out of everything while my guy is gone shopping...

 

Great, now I'm curious... how many persons can you bang in one playthrough? And is a threesome/foursome/allsome possible? :P

 

Ogillardetta: Male or female politician?


#106
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Posté 02 février 2015 - 09:16

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I think you can do quite a bit you just can't actually lock in a romance beforehand... I've never tried it personally. There's only one girl for me, plus it'd be too much effort...

 

Nah, threesomes and orgies are out of the question. It's not SJW enough. ;) But... Josie's personal quest. You can bang Minister Bellise...


#107
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Posté 02 février 2015 - 09:16

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Come to think of it. I once called the german EA support hotline. Had a nice chat with a guy, who later admitted that, everytime he hears it's a woman on the other side of the phone, he instantly opens the 'Sim support site'. I was so furious. Especially because my problem was related to the Sims :(

That forced me to talk with him a lot about Dead Space. Just as counterpart ;)

 

Only one girl? Who?

 

Yeah, I read about Bellise. I'm not into women ordering pillows and wearing puke-green masks ;)


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#108
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Posté 02 février 2015 - 09:24

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How about..."pandering?"
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#109
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Posté 02 février 2015 - 09:32

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Ha talk about stereotyping... ;) I admit, I don't mind a bit of Sims but it's the kind of game that I play for two days then I'm over it fast. It goes from being a guilty pleasure to extremely boring really fast.

 

Sera is my love. I don't even flirt with other companions, that's how loyal I am...

 

I watched the YouTube vid of Bellise and it's a crack up.


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#110
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Posté 02 février 2015 - 10:09

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Cheers. *Has drink*.

 

LOL seriously!?!? That actually happened?

 

Wot. :blink:

 

Oh man... I fear for the future. Idiocracy indeed.

Yeah in the f*cked up poltics of sweden this actually happened and it wasn't that much of an outrcry


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Posté 02 février 2015 - 10:13

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Jeez Sweden could possibly be worse than Australia when it comes to politics... who would've thought.

 

Personally, I just wish it would all f**k off... sure, it's okay if it's productive but it's proving to be the opposite.. just a bunch of entitled jackarses getting paid by regular people to lie and spend money then get in front of the cameras and pretend to give a crap.

 

Meanwhile... nothing changes.


#112
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Posté 02 février 2015 - 10:13

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Oh crap... political discussions.

 

*Drinks*


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#113
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Posté 02 février 2015 - 10:14

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Jeez Sweden could possibly be worse than Australia when it comes to politics... who would've thought.

 

Personally, I just wish it would all f**k off... sure, it's okay if it's productive but it's proving to be the opposite.. just a bunch of entitled jackarses getting paid by regular people to lie and spend money then get in front of the cameras and pretend to give a crap.

 

Meanwhile... nothing changes.

Yeah agreed. In sweden we have this kind of victim contest. The one who manages to be the biggest victim wins.


#114
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Posté 02 février 2015 - 10:14

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Oh crap... political discussions.

 

*Drinks*

Brb getting another beer.


#115
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Posté 02 février 2015 - 10:18

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LOL @ "Victim contest"

 

Hey that happens here too... they should introduce it as a sport in the Olympics. ;)


#116
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Posté 02 février 2015 - 10:26

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LOL @ "Victim contest"

 

Hey that happens here too... they should introduce it as a sport in the Olympics. ;)

Agreed! Who can feel the most bad at the events that have expired! Let the tears start at 1... 2 .....3!!!


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Posté 02 février 2015 - 10:52

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Victory measured by tears?

That could work. :lol:

 

Oh, and how many of the competitors can piece together the most SJW type slogans in a sentence.


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Posté 02 février 2015 - 10:56

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Victory measured by tears?

That could work. :lol:

 

Oh, and how many of the competitors can piece together the most SJW type slogans in a sentence.

I think that gudrun schyman would be the one that would win that one she suggested mantaxes. 


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#119
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Posté 03 février 2015 - 12:07

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Come to think of it. I once called the german EA support hotline. Had a nice chat with a guy, who later admitted that, everytime he hears it's a woman on the other side of the phone, he instantly opens the 'Sim support site'. I was so furious. Especially because my problem was related to the Sims :(

 

This was the first time I genuinely LOL'd from reading someone's post, in a long time. :lol:


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#120
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Posté 03 février 2015 - 12:14

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*Googles Gudrun Schyman*

 

Ex alcoholic... feminist... Explains a lot. ;)


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Posté 03 février 2015 - 08:51

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Spent the day setting up a brewery in Skyhold so I didn't need to make trips to redcliffe to get more booze. I couldn't keep enough on hand for this game. I'm pretty sure I bleed alcohol now.
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#122
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Posté 03 février 2015 - 10:21

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Spent the day setting up a brewery in Skyhold so I didn't need to make trips to redcliffe to get more booze. I couldn't keep enough on hand for this game. I'm pretty sure I bleed alcohol now.


Not enough blood in the alcohol system. ;)


#123
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Posté 03 février 2015 - 10:36

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Spent the day setting up a brewery in Skyhold so I didn't need to make trips to redcliffe to get more booze. I couldn't keep enough on hand for this game. I'm pretty sure I bleed alcohol now.

 

So I think I've discovered your secret identity...  Do people shout "Norm!" when you enter the room??


#124
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Posté 03 février 2015 - 01:32

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DAMMIT----I mean....No! :ph34r:


#125
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Posté 03 février 2015 - 07:28

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I might have missed if someone else mentioned these when I was skimming through this thread, but here's a few that came to mind.

 

Take a shot when someone complains about PC controls.
Take two more shots when someone suggests plugging in a controller and using that instead.

 

Take a shot when

-Someone complains that "clearly no one did QA on this game"

-Someone says a minor bug (like a codex entry not representing their warden/hawke properly) makes the game "Completely Unplayable"

-Someone complains we don't have single player DLC yet.

-Someone mentions that Arcane Warrior/Knight Enchanter is OP

-Someone complains about banter not firing.

-Someone complains that Multiplayer stole resources from Single Player.

i have 4 playthroughts of banter bugs

and there are 600+ pieces of banter

 

take 2400 shots plz :33


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